Hasbro's Jizzinator...uhh...I mean Oozinator

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[quote name='Greetard']
NOTE: Does anyone else think it looks like the black kid is rubbing his nipples?[/QUOTE]

Holy shit he's enjoying it too much.

What a sick toy.
 
Now to tell the kids that whoever gets the best hit on somebody gets the money shot.

"Hey mom! I just had the best money shot on Billy today! It was awesome!"
 
haha, at first i though thte black kid said "oh yea!," but then i watched it again and figured out he said "aww, yuck!"...didn't look like he was that disgusted though ;)
 
[quote name='Roufuss']Holy shit he's enjoying it too much.

What a sick toy.[/QUOTE]
Did you guys ever stop to think that maybe, just maybe, the only reason we're seeing it like this is because we're all sick and jaded fucks that spend too much time online?

Just a thought. :D

That said...I bet I could have some fun with this on campus. ;)
 
I saw one of these in the store recently. I can't imagine any parent actually buying it. You can't just throw the jizz ooze-soaked clothes in the wash, you have to let it dry and scrape it off.
 
ahahahahahahahhahahaahahahah

ah ha ha

aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhahahahahahahahaha

ah hah ha a ha ha

aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahha

oh man. brilliant.
 
Best video EVER. :rofl:

MONEYSHOT!

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[quote name='WeaponX2099']Who came (ha) up with this idea are Nasty bastards. But I would love to go down the street oozing random women with that.[/QUOTE]
My thoughts exactly :)
 
If I had a kid and he came home covered in the jizz from this toy, I'd kick the living crap out of the parent that bought this toy for their kid.

Seriously, I think somebody at the R&D department has terminal cancer and this is their last sick joke on the company/world. I predict less than 100 sales world wide, 98 to people on this forum.
 
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Notice how it says "Major Pumping required"?

But anyway this kid does seem to be saying "Oohhhh yeaaahhhhhh....I mean yuuukkkkk" Hes lovin it.

If you look closely, you can see theres even a dribble hanging off his chin.
 
[quote name='danny-o']

Notice how it says "Major Pumping required"?

But anyway this kid does seem to be saying "Oohhhh yeaaahhhhhh....I mean yuuukkkkk" Hes lovin it.[/quote]


I caught that too. He says "oh yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaauck". Nice save, homoboy. :lol:
 
[quote name='SpazX']I really can't believe this made it to market. Seriously, somebody had to see this shit coming.[/quote]

Don't you mean this jizz cumming?
 
Great, I needed a legit way to jizz on some little girls face!!

Oh by the way, I have already been commissioned to supply the refill cartridges, so don't inquire about employment opportunities.
 
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