Zenithian Legend
Banned
Last night I took my girlfriend to a Scissor Sisters' concert for her birthday. While certainly not my favorite band, I had grown to enjoy some of their music as my girlfriend plays it quite frequently.
The show started at 8pm last night, doors at 6:30, and we got there right around 6:30. Big mistake... although we were able to get a spot very close to the stage, the band was late... very, very late. In fact they didn't take the stage until 9:30. To make matters worse there were no opening acts.
Perhaps I've just been lucky with every other concert I've gone to as the bands have always either shown up at the specified start time, had an opening act or at the very worst started within 30 minutes of when they were supposed to. Either way, I was left disenchanted with the band as a result. Is this blatant tardiness a normal practice noticed in anyone else's experiences?
I also realized that I hate the lead female singer, who came across as very arrogant, and boarderline retarded. Comments like "You guys seem so mellow" after their first song annoyed me, I just thought gee had you came out a little bit closer to when you were supposed to... Her best comment of the night was when she referenced the riots of '67 in Detroit, the cheering crowd went dead silent. That was awesome.
Then there was the gay men and the fat girls... now I'm not homophobic, please understand, but I'd say roughly 2/3 - 3/4 of the crowd was composed of lesbians and gay men. The real problem is with gay men comes fat girls of course as big women probably feel less self-conscious around gay guys. I have a rather round cousin that used to bop around with the gay boys all the time, I should try to confirm my theories through her one day.
The real problem was that the majority of the gay men in the area I was standing, simply had no shame. They'd push and cut right in front of you, and one of them started mocking my girlfriend when she yelled at him for trying to cut in front of us so he and his boyfriend could get closer to the stage. My issues with rage are well documented here on CAG, you can imagine how hard it was for me not to kick his ass. Fortunately for me, God already kicked his ass, the guy looked and talked a lot like Richard Simmons. Then to top it all off they try to bring a fat girl up there with them. A very fat girl in fact, I'm talking Hulk Hogan sized arms here, only no tone to them. Very, very scary and very, very fat.
My self-control didn't go unrewarded though, the odd thing was the people around us kept changing, and suddenly all the gay men vanished, and were replaced with lesbians! Sure there were a few butches here and there, but there were also some very good looking lesbians. Then out of the clear blue sky the greatest thing started happening... the lesbians started taking off their shirts! I cannot tell you why, but I felt much happier with half naked lesbians dancing all around me.
I was still left somewhat soured on the band though after the whole experience. Waiting that long with no opening act only to have a couple jack-asses weasel their way up in front of you was beyond irritating. The lesbians did make up for that a little, the band played some pretty good music, and watching the lead male singer strut and dance around the whole stage during the entire show like a very flamboyant peacock was extraordinarily entertaining. I wouldn't recommend the band to anyone though, nor would I ever go see them again. Give me a band trying to make it playing smaller local venues and bars anyday.
The show started at 8pm last night, doors at 6:30, and we got there right around 6:30. Big mistake... although we were able to get a spot very close to the stage, the band was late... very, very late. In fact they didn't take the stage until 9:30. To make matters worse there were no opening acts.

Perhaps I've just been lucky with every other concert I've gone to as the bands have always either shown up at the specified start time, had an opening act or at the very worst started within 30 minutes of when they were supposed to. Either way, I was left disenchanted with the band as a result. Is this blatant tardiness a normal practice noticed in anyone else's experiences?
I also realized that I hate the lead female singer, who came across as very arrogant, and boarderline retarded. Comments like "You guys seem so mellow" after their first song annoyed me, I just thought gee had you came out a little bit closer to when you were supposed to... Her best comment of the night was when she referenced the riots of '67 in Detroit, the cheering crowd went dead silent. That was awesome.
Then there was the gay men and the fat girls... now I'm not homophobic, please understand, but I'd say roughly 2/3 - 3/4 of the crowd was composed of lesbians and gay men. The real problem is with gay men comes fat girls of course as big women probably feel less self-conscious around gay guys. I have a rather round cousin that used to bop around with the gay boys all the time, I should try to confirm my theories through her one day.
The real problem was that the majority of the gay men in the area I was standing, simply had no shame. They'd push and cut right in front of you, and one of them started mocking my girlfriend when she yelled at him for trying to cut in front of us so he and his boyfriend could get closer to the stage. My issues with rage are well documented here on CAG, you can imagine how hard it was for me not to kick his ass. Fortunately for me, God already kicked his ass, the guy looked and talked a lot like Richard Simmons. Then to top it all off they try to bring a fat girl up there with them. A very fat girl in fact, I'm talking Hulk Hogan sized arms here, only no tone to them. Very, very scary and very, very fat.
My self-control didn't go unrewarded though, the odd thing was the people around us kept changing, and suddenly all the gay men vanished, and were replaced with lesbians! Sure there were a few butches here and there, but there were also some very good looking lesbians. Then out of the clear blue sky the greatest thing started happening... the lesbians started taking off their shirts! I cannot tell you why, but I felt much happier with half naked lesbians dancing all around me.
I was still left somewhat soured on the band though after the whole experience. Waiting that long with no opening act only to have a couple jack-asses weasel their way up in front of you was beyond irritating. The lesbians did make up for that a little, the band played some pretty good music, and watching the lead male singer strut and dance around the whole stage during the entire show like a very flamboyant peacock was extraordinarily entertaining. I wouldn't recommend the band to anyone though, nor would I ever go see them again. Give me a band trying to make it playing smaller local venues and bars anyday.