I use some,
"Great zombie Jesus"
"Well, thanks to the Internet, I'm now bored with sex."
"Fine I'll just make my own _______, with blackjack...and hookers"
"What kind of party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker."
"_______ sucks noodles"
"This is less fun than previously indicated."
"That was so bad I think you gave me cancer."
And even though I don't ever really say it much, I have to throw in a Zapp Brannigan quote so:
"We don't know who they are or where they come from, but we do know that they stand for everything we don't stand for. Also, I heard they said you guys look like dorks."