Hell's Kitchen

Eh, I guess.

They switched teams on two of them, and then showed everyone in black for the service, meaning they dissolve the teams next week anyway.

I'm really let down with this show, I must say. I'm still all about Top Chef - but I've put enough time into this show that I'll watch it until the end.
 
This is the first season I havnt keeped up with. I will likely just hold off tell the end of the season then download them all on torrent. I did the same thing with the amazing race. ^_^
 
good episode again...really suprised that when jen doesn't get what she wants, she completely shuts down...how can an adult actually get by in life acting like that?
 
How is matt still there after he royally messes up every service but one?
Not to mention he made Ramsy violently puke in the first episode with his exotic tar tar. Jen is such a hoebag. I am surprised her weeve hasn't caught fire yet.
 
i could have died happy if jen and matt both got thrown off from last nights episode. well i guess ill have to put death off a little longer.

i was really looking forward to christina & corey teaming up against jenn, but with the teams dissolving that will be limited. my guess is matt finally gets the boot next week, hes the weakest link by a lot.
 
Someone on NeoGAF has this avatar:
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:rofl::rofl::rofl:
 
[quote name='Dead of Knight']Someone on NeoGAF has this avatar:
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[/QUOTE]

I demand we petition this to be a new smiley here.

:manbaby:
 
[quote name='Strell']I demand we petition this to be a new smiley here.

:manbaby:[/quote]
Haha! I'd totally vote for Man Baby... Luckily it's the end of the day and no one was in the office to hear me burst out laughing.
 
I think one of the funnier Matt moments so far was when he shouted/jumped in glee when Ramsay said the reward for winning the challenge was that they're going for manicures and petticures. :lol:

And I was just thinking .. I don't think Bobby or Patroza have done anything yet except play paintball.
 
Best thing about Manbaby for me is he resembles my fugly asshole ex....

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/no I don't know why I dated him
//unfortunately couldn't find a pic of him frowning like Manbaby, though he does look pretty much exactly like that
 
You used to let that guy put it to you? Damn. Well, I guess it sends a message out there to the other ugly kids, cute girls may still have sex with you one day.

Persistence. It's not just a word on a motivational poster. It's a way of life.

Well, they got rid of my number one pick last week, so now I dunno what's gonna happen. I'm guessing it's going to be a girl but what do I know.
 
I have learned my lesson, trust me. :bouncy: Though that doesn't change the fact of the matter that I was a dumbass myself. I chalk it up to "stupid college freshman."

It will almost certainly be a girl for the winner. They're the only ones that seem moderately competent. And I mean moderately. This season sucks.
 
I'm glad I didn't get on this year and there's no way in hell I'm applying again because next year will just be a bigger pile of shit.
 
[quote name='JimmieMac']I'm glad I didn't get on this year and there's no way in hell I'm applying again because next year will just be a bigger pile of shit.[/QUOTE]

I'm pretty sure you'd blow these fuckers out of the water. I don't even know your cooking skills firsthand, but fuck this season is terrible. You really couldn't be any worse.
 
[quote name='Maklershed']DoK, you're so cute, why would you bang Johnny Unitas's grandson?[/QUOTE]

:rofl:

The best part of this is my ex is also from around the Shittsburgh area.:hot: So his mom could have very well banged a relative of his.

EDIT: I can has manboobs?
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All of a sudden I'm less attracted to you, mostly because I don't want to bat clean up after a guy with tits like that and what ever the fuck kinda shit that is. His stupid looking expression is burning a hole into my brain.
 
[quote name='JimmieMac']All of a sudden I'm less attracted to you, mostly because I don't want to bat clean up after a guy with tits like that and what ever the fuck kinda shit that is. His stupid looking expression is burning a hole into my brain.[/QUOTE]

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

This is why I'm one of your biggest fans.
 
Who am I kiddin, I'd still put a hurtin' on ya. Alls that'd be left is hair and fingernails. Hit me up when you get back to RI.
 
[quote name='JimmieMac']Who am I kiddin, I'd still put a hurtin' on ya. Alls that'd be left is hair and fingernails. Hit me up when you get back to RI.[/QUOTE]

Apparently, you're a fan of brownosers. :lol:
 
[quote name='mykevermin']That dude's totally a Young Republican.

Tell me he's a Young Republican.[/QUOTE]

He is. Well he claims he's "libertarian." But he voted for W in 04, and had a W04 bumper sticker. He claimed that W has "good foreign policy."

:rofl::rofl::rofl:
Ah, the memories.
 
Matt's gone!! finally that little crybaby is gone, I couldn't help but to /facepalm every time I saw him bitch at the chef.
 
Shit.

I'll have to watch it tomorrow via download.

I came home tonight to find that, the moment the first challenge began (as soon as Corey was gushing about "Lobster soup" like nobody's ever (bisquemotherfuckerbisque) tried that before), the channel went to a local emergency weather report that didn't let up the entire broadcast.

I missed the whole fucking thing.
 
so happy Matt is gone. I love how Matt thought he would get the last laugh because he talked with Chef after the terrible service.
 
[quote name='RAMSTORIA']thank god matt is gone... now if we could just get rid of jen[/quote]

Ah men!! To that brother...I think Petrossa is next!!
 
I like Petrossa but I do not think he will win it. Reason? He is too dirty. Chef Ramsey is all about a clean neat chef and kitchen.
 
I have an epic, completely unrelated (except to this thread) story to share. Backstory is I was moving out of my dorm and found some old pictures of my ex (the one in this thread) that his mom said she wanted back if we ever broke up back when we were dating. I emailed her and asked if she wanted them, and also asked for her address to send them too. She replied she would and gave me her address. I mailed it out today.

Then the lulz started.

Apparently she emailed something to my email address that was obviously intended for my ex's. It reads:

Subject: its mom
Body: do you want that july 10th w/ dr herbert in arlington
Click to expand...

This takes his resemblance to Manbaby to a whole new level. My ex is 29 years old and healthy, living across the country from his mom, and his mom is still making doctor's appointments for him. He was always a momma's boy, and it was a little bit on the immature side, but this is ridiculous. I couldn't stop laughing at the email.
 
[quote name='Dead of Knight']



This takes his resemblance to Manbaby to a whole new level. My ex is 29 years old and healthy, living across the country from his mom, and his mom is still making doctor's appointments for him. He was always a momma's boy, and it was a little bit on the immature side, but this is ridiculous. I couldn't stop laughing at the email.[/QUOTE]

lulz?
 
[quote name='CouRageouS']I haven't caught the last couple, what did LouRoss do that got him sent home before Matt?[/QUOTE]

fucked up the meat station.

the show's a crock, though, as Matt was dripping sweat in the food he was cooking (pasta/sautee station?) and didn't get kicked off for that.

fucking Lisa survived yet ANOTHER episode of Top Chef. The look on her face each and every time she's on the shopping block (which seems like it's every fuckin' episode) makes me want to jump through the tv screen and beat her with a cinder block. Smug fuckin' shitty-ass cook.
 
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