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[quote name='jalu6']"We"? As in this is your site? And why does the layout look suspeciously like gamefly.com?[/QUOTE]

Ok...ok..I put the offer in quotes. (I previously cut and pasted the ad)

As for Gamefly....who knows...Maybe they are both owned by the same company. You never know these days.
 
[quote name='RandyTsai']Any recommendations?[/QUOTE]

For you, I suggest perusing the Tranny section...


(I'm sorry...I couldnt resist. You walked right into that one dude)
 
[quote name='Xevious']For you, I suggest perusing the Tranny section...


(I'm sorry...I couldnt resist. You walked right into that one dude)[/QUOTE]
:applause:
Awesome. Just awesome.
 
[quote name='hero101']Nevermind they're really expensive. D'oh[/QUOTE]

Are you serious? They have about 40 DVDs that are only 3.94 each.
 
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Can anyone explain this for me? When I added a dvd to my cart, it showed me 2 prices. Item price and extended price. Why is the etended price higher, and what is it exactly?



edit: Oh, and free shipping in California, which is where I live. Sweet.
 
[quote name='jalu6']"We"? As in this is your site? And why does the layout look suspeciously like gamefly.com?[/QUOTE]

haha, porn rentals - $2 fee if the disc comes back stuck to the envelope :rofl:
 
[quote name='joevan07']haha, porn rentals - $2 fee if the disc comes back stuck to the envelope :rofl:[/QUOTE]

Its funny you say that because that actually happened to a friend of mine who worked in a video store. The dvd was covered in a "mysterious" substance.
 
[quote name='greendc27']Its funny you say that because that actually happened to a friend of mine who worked in a video store. The dvd was covered in a "mysterious" substance.[/QUOTE]

well, thats the last time I joke in a pron thread :shock:
 
[quote name='Nightfall']Can anyone explain this for me? When I added a dvd to my cart, it showed me 2 prices. Item price and extended price. Why is the etended price higher, and what is it exactly?[/QUOTE]
Extended price is only if you want the "full release". Item price is if all you're looking for is to get it up.;)
 
[quote name='RandyTsai']Any recommendations?[/QUOTE]

images.google.com -> Tits/Pussy/Cunt/Blow Job/Porn/Lesbians/Fisting

Tip's Formula for teh Pr0n: ((images.google.com+n)+(lotion+hand)T = spooge.

n= porn subject of choice, T= time, hours.
 
[quote name='greendc27']Its funny you say that because that actually happened to a friend of mine who worked in a video store. The dvd was covered in a "mysterious" substance.[/QUOTE]

Why the hell would the -disc- be covered in spooge? Did the renter blow his load just looking at the titty on the disc or something? Or does he have a plastic fetish?
 
[quote name='GuilewasNK']Do they put you on a postal mailing list when you order from them?[/QUOTE]

No...no postal mail. You may get emails from them though with special offers.
 
[quote name='Xevious']No...no postal mail. You may get emails from them though with special offers.[/QUOTE]

Heh. On those Girls Gone Wild commercials, it sounds like they keep sending you dvds after you order the advertised ones. It's like a book club, but dirty.
 
[quote name='Xevious']No...no postal mail. You may get emails from them though with special offers.[/QUOTE]

I may give them a try then. I take it you are satisfied with the service they provide then? Do they provide a tracking number? I was looking at their FAQ but I couldn't find anything on that.

[quote name='Tiphireth']Heh. On those Girls Gone Wild commercials, it sounds like they keep sending you dvds after you order the advertised ones. It's like a book club, but dirty.[/QUOTE]

There was a mess about that a while back. I can get those at the flea market though.
 
[quote name='GuilewasNK']I may give them a try then. I take it you are satisfied with the service they provide then? Do they provide a tracking number? I was looking at their FAQ but I couldn't find anything on that.



There was a mess about that a while back. I can get those at the flea market though.[/QUOTE]

The Flea Market
? Why am I not suprised? We drive down to Denver sometimes where they hold the "Mile High Flea Market" to find CDs. This place is nuts. It's full of, I'm sad to say, low-rent vietnamese, mexican and white folks trying to sell you thir possesions. I got a trashed Sega Genesis, old style, a 32x and several game sfor a dollar. Anyway, there are two main attractions: The mass-prducers, and the crazy old bastards who sell you low quality samurai swords.

The mass-producers (and there's at least ten of them) buy about twelve parking spaces on the market floor, and fill them with boxes full of crappy old bauble, usually fake chinese statues, toy guns and those slopey hats that they wear in oriental countries. For like $.2 for everything. And there's like 200 boxes, each filled with something different, and each different seller has exactly the same ware/setup. The crazy sword guys usually holler at you as they walk by "TWO SAWDS, OHN DORRAR", and when you go to check out their stuff, they try to haggle you with extra stuff, and it's usually porn. "You buy tree sawds, fitty dorrar, I makesh yew a special deeal- Yew buy sawds, yew get free deh-veh-deh of asian guhls who love you long time."

Mmm, I just love porn with my $2 asian swords that fall apart an hour later.
 
[quote name='O.D.D']Damn. They have some DVDs for only 3.95...add the 20% off code and I will be in porn heaven. :applause: :drool:[/QUOTE]

wait, your on the internet right? isnt that porn heaven? and its allllll freeeeee ahahahahahah
 
[quote name='Nightfall']Can anyone explain this for me? When I added a dvd to my cart, it showed me 2 prices. Item price and extended price. Why is the etended price higher, and what is it exactly?



edit: Oh, and free shipping in California, which is where I live. Sweet.[/QUOTE]


dude this is pathetic.. you live in cali where ALL THE PORN STARS live and your buying porn???? IF you could get your lazy ass of CAG you could put some time in (yes... work) and find out all these bitches schedules you could arrive early where they are supposed to be... drive up in the "RV" (rape van) and throw those bitches in there, and your off to make your OWN porno.. christ... do i have to do all the thinking here??? everything is in van nuys, just go hang outside JKP (Jill Kelly Productions) and im sure your bound (get it..) to rustle up some pussy... also, if you have cocaine, these bitches love that... sprinkle some on the cock and your ready to rock
 
[quote name='Tiphireth']
The Flea Market? Why am I not suprised? We drive down to Denver sometimes where they hold the "Mile High Flea Market" to find CDs. This place is nuts. It's full of, I'm sad to say, low-rent vietnamese, mexican and white folks trying to sell you thir possesions. I got a trashed Sega Genesis, old style, a 32x and several game sfor a dollar. Anyway, there are two main attractions: The mass-prducers, and the crazy old bastards who sell you low quality samurai swords.

The mass-producers (and there's at least ten of them) buy about twelve parking spaces on the market floor, and fill them with boxes full of crappy old bauble, usually fake chinese statues, toy guns and those slopey hats that they wear in oriental countries. For like $.2 for everything. And there's like 200 boxes, each filled with something different, and each different seller has exactly the same ware/setup. The crazy sword guys usually holler at you as they walk by "TWO SAWDS, OHN DORRAR", and when you go to check out their stuff, they try to haggle you with extra stuff, and it's usually porn. "You buy tree sawds, fitty dorrar, I makesh yew a special deeal- Yew buy sawds, yew get free deh-veh-deh of asian guhls who love you long time."

Mmm, I just love porn with my $2 asian swords that fall apart an hour later.[/QUOTE]

:lol:

I don't think I have run into a sword/porn dealer at the flea market yet. There was this guy who sold games (even as old as Atari 2600 and Odyssey!), VHS, DVD's and porn. It was a great place till the flea market got sold. He set up a new shop but it just isn't the same. Except to check on old Sega Saturn, SNES, Genesis, and NES games it isn't worth it. He puts security stickers on all current-gen games that he gets and the prices are too high for something like that. They are impossible to remove.
 
[quote name='exceed19']dude this is pathetic.. you live in cali where ALL THE PORN STARS live and your buying porn???? IF you could get your lazy ass of CAG you could put some time in (yes... work) and find out all these bitches schedules you could arrive early where they are supposed to be... drive up in the "RV" (rape van) and throw those bitches in there, and your off to make your OWN porno.. christ... do i have to do all the thinking here??? everything is in van nuys, just go hang outside JKP (Jill Kelly Productions) and im sure your bound (get it..) to rustle up some pussy... also, if you have cocaine, these bitches love that... sprinkle some on the cock and your ready to rock[/QUOTE]

actually the porn industry is larger in Arizona/Phoenix than LA
 
[quote name='nickmad']actually the porn industry is larger in Arizona/Phoenix than LA[/QUOTE]
I didnt know that. Wow..you learn something new every day.
 
[quote name='GuilewasNK']Is the promotion dead? I tried the coupon code just now and it isn't working.[/QUOTE]

well it says to may 30th on title..dunno
 
My interpertation was that Monday was the last day. I guess I am wrong. I did copy the offer exactly as i received it (from an email I received).
 
[quote name='Rich']Wait...people willingly pay for porn?[/QUOTE]
I have cut down on my porn personally. In fact, I got rid of allmost all of my porn. I still get the email offers though so I figured why not post them on CAG. Maybe someone else will like em.

Yeah...People still buy porn.
 
[quote name='nickmad']actually the porn industry is larger in Arizona/Phoenix than LA[/QUOTE]

doesn't jenna jameson live in arizona?
 
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