How come women can't get mail order husbands?

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The other day on the news they were talking about agressive women and they said that about 5% of women force men to have sex with them. :wink:
 
Well if your looking to rent I'm cheap. Not to far from Baltimore for shipping costs. Let me know before somone else decides to take me up on this offer.

r1s3n
 
[quote name='carlagyrl']Well now you can!!
http://www.mailorderhusbands.net/ :p[/quote]

Why? Because the average male gets all the answers to his questions concerning a potential mate from a woman's picture. The average woman, I would assume, wants more information than a snapshot, so there's a much smaller market for mail-order husbands than mail-order brides. Wimmin always want to complicate things. :?
 
The other day on the news they were talking about agressive women and they said that about 5% of women force men to have sex with them.
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Ahh by chance did you happen to catch the location of were this so called agressive women are ?
 
[quote name='MorganWebbLover']
The other day on the news they were talking about agressive women and they said that about 5% of women force men to have sex with them.
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Ahh by chance did you happen to catch the location of were this so called agressive women are ?[/quote]

LMAO!
 
Patty: "You've had some bad experiences ordering out of
catalogues. Remember that mail order husband?"

Flashback to doorbell ringing, Selma opens the door.

Selma: Ooh you look just like your picture!

*cardboard cutotut falls to the ground*

Sorry, had to get that Simpsons reference out of my system...
 
This must be some sort of joke. No one would ever advertise themselves using such pictures. It's like the pictures they use on SomethingAwful.com's TruthMedia section. This must be an elaborate hoax, honestly.
 
[quote name='RBM'][quote name='carlagyrl']Well now you can!!
http://www.mailorderhusbands.net/ :p[/quote]

Why? Because the average male gets all the answers to his questions concerning a potential mate from a woman's picture. The average woman, I would assume, wants more information than a snapshot, so there's a much smaller market for mail-order husbands than mail-order brides. Wimmin always want to complicate things. :?[/quote]

Also, many women become mail-order brides in order to get to America. Since men in those countries are more likely than women to be educated and/or make more money, they're more likely to not want to leave or be able to afford to emigrate by themselves.
 
Im not sure if I could be a manwhore....but i could be some rich ladies boytoy :).....too bad this is the wrong place to find one..cheap@sses
 
UGH. ACK. EWWWW.

I wouldn't even accept money to marry those guys, much less pay for them. *shudder*

If anyone knows of a mail-order-husband site where you can search for men who WANT to cook and clean and take care of the house and car while they also have full-time jobs outside the home, and look something like Tom Cruise, Robert Redford, Denzel Washington, or Oscar De La Hoya, lemme know. :D

And I'd only buy them if I could use a coupon code to get a discount along with free shipping.
 
I used to cook and clean until my Chinese and Russian mail order bride tag-team arrived. Now I've got to go eat my lo mein and sip my vodka on the rocks while watching them do lesbian stuff.

 
[quote name='imacheapasstoo']UGH. ACK. EWWWW.

I wouldn't even accept money to marry those guys, much less pay for them. *shudder*

If anyone knows of a mail-order-husband site where you can search for men who WANT to cook and clean and take care of the house and car while they also have full-time jobs outside the home, and look something like Tom Cruise, Robert Redford, Denzel Washington, or Oscar De La Hoya, lemme know. :D

And I'd only buy them if I could use a coupon code to get a discount along with free shipping.[/quote]

half price is a good deal. C'mon I believe he should be posted on the front page so any CAG'ers can easily get in on the deal
 
[quote name='WhipSmartBanky']I used to cook and clean until my Chinese and Russian mail order bride tag-team arrived. Now I've got to go eat my lo mein and sip my vodka on the rocks while watching them do lesbian stuff.[/quote]

A nice Communist package deal you have there. If the above were true, you would be my hero Banky.
 
"An Article in Mail Order Brides Monthly"

...I will have to peruse the perodicles section in Borders for this literature (strokes chin...yes, chin)

EDIT - this site just gets better and better...
mgt-team.jpg

"Were not only the owners, but clients as well"
 
:shock: :roll: I've thoght about it since I'm so lonely, the mail order brides from russia not what he said. :? But I figure she(whoever it is) will just use me to get here and etc so.....yea..... :cry:


[quote name='WhipSmartBanky']I used to cook and clean until my Chinese and Russian mail order bride tag-team arrived. Now I've got to go eat my lo mein and sip my vodka on the rocks while watching them do lesbian stuff.

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[quote name='Scrubking']The other day on the news they were talking about agressive women and they said that about 5% of women force men to have sex with them. :wink:[/quote]
If they're hot (like this girl below), I won't resist.
 
guys get forced to do it all the time =p My friend suffers from that constantly. Sometimes a man just wants to sleep dammit -_-........

Also haven't you guys seen married with children, it's kinda like that =p. remember kids, not all women are hot...........
 
[quote name='evilmax17']We should have a karma system, so we could penalize people for bumping year old threads. -10 = ban.[/QUOTE]

Big Nick and I would have been banned long ago then.....

EDIT: I'll try to be careful next time. No promises though.
 
[quote name='r1s3n']I don't know what the big deal is, I enjoy reading old posts.

r1s3n[/QUOTE]

it gives him a chance to whine
 
[quote name='Scrubking']The other day on the news they were talking about agressive women and they said that about 5% of women force men to have sex with them. :wink:[/QUOTE]

no women force men to have sex with them. Women can get sex any time they want. No matter how ugly a woman is she can almost have any guy she wants. There are plenty of young and good looking guys on the other hand who cant egt laid either because they dont have game, they dont have money or a job, they have no friends and go to parties or places where they can meet women, or they are nice guys instead of badboys or players which women want (that and women want older guys).
 
bumping an old thread is amusing at times~ look, now everyone knows, again, that defender's wife forces sex on him :lol: and I think "Hans" is the only opion for that copatibility test...unless you pick the "torcher small animals" choices.
 
Yeah, I see no problem in bumping this thread now that I think about. I really thought it was funny and I didnt look at the date.
 
Eww, if my only choice for a husband was from this mail order site, judging by the pics of the stunners there, I'd have to opt for a life of celibacy instead.
 
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