how to satisfy a woman

I like how you make sure to tell us you're already well versed in it... dosent make us think you have troubles at all. ;)



(J/K)
 
I'd just like to point out that being able to procreate isn't the same thing as pleasing a woman.
 
any one see connan on wednesday? She had this female sex book author who had a stuffed vagina that was the size of a throw pillow. It was hilarious. She talked about being "cliterate".

Any if you really want a happy woman give her your credit card and take her shoe shopping.

Also my new band cliterate is looking for a good drummer...
 
[quote name='eros']I'd just like to point out that being able to procreate isn't the same thing as pleasing a woman.[/quote]

LMAO. Yeah, Larry King has 5 kids, and if anyone tried to defend that as proof of his "abilities" they should be kicked in the left gonad.

Anyways, that's a pretty good list. Even if you are Don Johnson (or more likely just THINk you are), there's a few things that should be useful.

And #29 is funny for a ton of reasons, especially if you've tried it before.

Dave Olson
*SUPER DUPER INTERNET CELEBRITY SUPASTAR~!* TM.
 
[quote name='defender']I got 4 kids as proof of my abilities. Satisfying a woman is like second nature to me.

I am a slut...always been too.[/quote]

This, after a series of confirming blood tests, only serves to prove your fertility. Your wife's satisfaction would require considerably greater scrutiny.

Considering your recent business woes, if I were a cruel man I make make a joke like: "Sure, Defender can satisfy his wife. It's gamers he has trouble with!."

But I'm not that kind of callous individual who takes a cheap shot at any opportunity. Really.

Seriously, though, a rapist can father children. And those religious extremists who only do it through a hole in a sheet tend to have standing armies of kids.

Anybody above voting age who finds that article to be full of revelations has probably led an unpleasant life to be so unversed in the simplest empathy.

It could be worse. Many years ago when I was the night manager of a Crown Books location this work of idiocy was a big seller:
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/t...f=sr_1_1/002-2104873-2367259?v=glance&s=books

This silly book, by a former B-movie starlet best known for doing battle with a giant amoeba in 'The Angry Red Planet', was basically 154 pages of borderline Penthouse Forum fantasizing and one page of the deep dark secret. This turns out to be playing a reverse game of 'I've got your nose' between Tab A and Slot B.

It drove me up the wall that this thing was malingering for months on the NYT list. Was the general populace so clueless that they were actually feeling improved by the time wasted to find that it all boiled down to single paragraph and was nonsense to boot?
 
[quote name='MightySlacker'][quote name='eros']I'd just like to point out that being able to procreate isn't the same thing as pleasing a woman.[/quote]

LMAO. Yeah, Larry King has 5 kids, and if anyone tried to defend that as proof of his "abilities" they should be kicked in the left gonad.

Anyways, that's a pretty good list. Even if you are Don Johnson (or more likely just THINk you are), there's a few things that should be useful.

And #29 is funny for a ton of reasons, especially if you've tried it before.

Dave Olson
*SUPER DUPER INTERNET CELEBRITY SUPASTAR~!* TM.[/quote]

I swear it was an accident!
 
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And #29 is funny for a ton of reasons, especially if you've tried it before.
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You know, I wasn't even going to look at the article but someone had to mention #xx so I just had to know ...

It is funny, although I've never tried the "OOPS" approach before.
 
[quote name='ZForce915'][quote name='MightySlacker']And #29 is funny for a ton of reasons, especially if you've tried it before.

Dave Olson
*SUPER DUPER INTERNET CELEBRITY SUPASTAR~!* TM.[/quote]

I swear it was an accident![/quote]

That one reminds of of an old interview between Ali G and Madonna
Madonna: I have had all kinds of sex in my time, Ali. I've tried everything, including anal sex.
Ali: Wicked. Now me Julie ain't got no excuses. Next time she says no, I'll tell er if it's good enuff for Madonna, it's good enuff for a Bitch from East Staines.
Madonna: You shouldn't force someone into doing it Ali.
Ali: No, me just slide it in an pretend it was an accident.
Click to expand...
Full interview here
 
Quite a few things on the list are BS when it comes to my woman.
#29 has produced quite a few pleasurable results for me
 
I don't care what James Brown said, it's really a woman's world. There ought to be a blog about women pleasing men. After all, with us, it's like the Superbowl... 1 and done. Where as they can go into overtime.
 
[quote name='GuilewasNK']

I don't care what James Brown said, it's really a woman's world. There ought to be a blog about women pleasing men. After all, with us, it's like the Superbowl... 1 and done. Where as they can go into overtime.[/quote]

Very true.
 
This is very well written. Take this for example:

12) UNDRESSING HER AWKWARDLY.
Women hate looking stupid, but stupid she will look when
naked at the waist with a sweater stuck over her head. Unwrap her like an elegant present, not a kid's toy.
 
[quote name='basketkase543']This is very well written. Take this for example:

12) UNDRESSING HER AWKWARDLY.
Women hate looking stupid, but stupid she will look when
naked at the waist with a sweater stuck over her head. Unwrap her like an elegant present, not a kid's toy.[/quote]

The guy was obviously winning Pulitzer prizes on all of his writing.
 
I care more about the woman satisfying me, as in knowing to not call me at 3 IN THE DAM MORNING WHEN IM TRYING TO GET SOME DAM SLEEP. (my ex girlfriend did this, take a guess why were not going out anymore).
 
And you think getting one woman to have 4 kids in 7 years is easy?

While having kids may not always be a matter of sexual skill...in my case it is.

We hump like rabbits and the end result is kids kids kids.

I already know that procreating isnt the same as satisfying a woman. I also KNOW that I am excellent at satisfying them. When you know..you know. I don't doubt my skills. I don't need to. You are all just playa hatas.
 
If you really want to please a woman all you need are many pockets full of cash and stuff that she can take half of after she divorces you.
 
^^^^True. Lol. this is the off-topic fourm, but lots of children roam around this site...heeeheee. try to make sure you give them a solid shoe fund. or they riot!
 
[quote name='Scrubking']If you really want to please a woman all you need are many pockets full of cash and stuff that she can take half of after she divorces you.[/quote]

Amen!
 
lol yea.. just cause u can get a chick pregnant, doesnt mean u know how to please her lol....

i could run by and pour a bucket of semen on a naked chick and have a good chance of gettin her pregnant
 
[quote name='"epobirs']
by a former B-movie starlet best known for doing battle with a giant amoeba in 'The Angry Red Planet'
[/quote]

The Angry Red Planet! That's a classic!
 
[quote name='Alpha2']I like how you make sure to tell us you're already well versed in it... dosent make us think you have troubles at all. ;)[/quote]

No, hands don't count!
 
[quote name='Cracka']lol yea.. just cause u can get a chick pregnant, doesnt mean u know how to please her lol....

i could run by and pour a bucket of semen on a naked chick and have a good chance of gettin her pregnant[/quote]

Try doing that to the same woman 4 times. Ask your mom if having 4 kids would be fun.

And yes having money is good to get women but since my wife has more money than me ...well I guess I am a gigalo. She buys me good things, like a gold Rolex.

You are all just hatin on my mad skillz wit da ladies.
 
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