Humble Bundle Thread

Mooby said:
That's not even physical comedy. It's just rambling. It's not even Seinfeld-ian 'What's the deal with airplane food?' or relaying some real life story with an amusing twist. It's just making up some silly premise (I'm a witch in a pharmacy) and running with it.
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I bet you own a bunch of shit from this guy, you hypocrite.

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Make sure you vote for Ted Cruz in 2016.

 
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Mooby said:
That's not even physical comedy. It's just rambling. It's not even Seinfeld-ian 'What's the deal with airplane food?' or relaying some real life story with an amusing twist. It's just making up some silly premise (I'm a witch in a pharmacy) and running with it.
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Yeah, it was bad. Even the crowd wasn't that into it.

Bruticis said:
The internet thanks you for your tireless crusade and sacrifices. People like you are exactly like the Freedom Riders of the 60's, never afraid to champion the cause against evil. Bravo, sir.
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The internet thanks you for your tireless crusade and sacrifices. People like you are exactly like the KKK of the 60's, never afraid to champion the cause against those you champion the cause against evil. Bravo, sir.

Is that how it works?

Like you get annoyed at my opinion and the audacity of me posting it and post your opinion to cancel it out? And then I post my opinion to cancel yours out? And then hours later you'll be all like "I'm done posting, you can have the last word your social justice warrior." And then I'll respond and say "That's fine, I'm done posting too so don't worry about it." And then hours later...

 
Cheaplikeafox OS X said:
Yeah, it was bad. Even the crowd wasn't that into it.

The internet thanks you for your tireless crusade and sacrifices. People like you are exactly like the KKK of the 60's, never afraid to champion the cause against those you champion the cause against evil. Bravo, sir.

Is that how it works?

Like you get annoyed at my opinion and the audacity of me posting it and post your opinion to cancel it out? And then I post my opinion to cancel yours out? And then hours later you'll be all like "I'm done posting, you can have the last word your social justice warrior." And then I'll respond and say "That's fine, I'm done posting too so don't worry about it." And then hours later...
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Faux social justice warriors race baiting every internet issue is dumb, news at 11. Go outside and save a whale or stop a cop that's unjustly beating the shit out of the flavor of the day racial minority.

 
I might actually throw down a buck because Doug Stanhope is kind of funny. Mike Birbiglia is good, but I'm not throwing down ten bucks. I like Hicks to an extent, but he got the "I died relatively young so now all my stuff is overrated" treatment. Haven't heard of any of the others in the bundle.

 
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To any and all even thinking about buying the current weekly (Pas I'm looking directly at you) - Stop it.

You're encouraging and enabling them, just like when you buy anything  Royale or pre-order Groupees without Madjoki'ing.

 
Waggles said:
To any and all even thinking about buying the current weekly (Pas I'm looking directly at you) - Stop it.

You're encouraging and enabling them, just like when you buy anything Royale or pre-order Groupees without Madjoki'ing.
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To be fair, I only do the latter because I'm too lazy to be there on time to Madjoki the bundle.

 
Waggles said:
To any and all even thinking about buying the current weekly (Pas I'm looking directly at you) - Stop it.

You're encouraging and enabling them, just like when you buy anything Royale or pre-order Groupees without Madjoki'ing.
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thanks for the cold cup of water, the lack of sales has really affected my judgment

 
Bruticis said:
Faux social justice warriors race baiting every internet issue is dumb, news at 11. Go outside and save a whale or stop a cop that's unjustly beating the shit out of the flavor of the day racial minority.
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Yawn. I'm mimicking news at 11 and you're a puppet for Fox news. isn't ironic? Don't ya think?

 
warreni said:
Sounds like improv to me.
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Bad improv~ But she's hot so there's that.

gilby said:
It's still not new.
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New? No. More prevalent now than it's been in the past? Yes. Lack of good young comedians today.

Re: Dane Cook, yes he's a talentless hack. Re: Jonathan Katz (aka Dr. Katz Professional Therapist), yes he's funny and the show was great. Featured a lot of good standup comics as patients.

 
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Neuro5i5 said:
I kinda liking the Bruticis & Fox show. Can we get that added to the Weekly?
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That'd actually make me not buy this for a penny. Reading Bruticis' posts is like watching rejected segments of The O'Reilly Factor.

I'll be listening to these when I do this thing called "exercising" not that I expect any of you to have heard of it. Beats a bundle of repeat games.

 
Blade said:
That'd actually make me not buy this for a penny. Reading Bruticis' posts is like watching rejected segments of The O'Reilly Factor.

I'll be listening to these when I do this thing called "exercising" not that I expect any of you to have heard of it. Beats a bundle of repeat games.
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I think that in his own way, Bruti is trying to help CAGs out by showing there's no need to pay to hear white males rant and complaint when he gives us plenty of that for free.

 
Blade said:
That'd actually make me not buy this for a penny. Reading Bruticis' posts is like watching rejected segments of The O'Reilly Factor.

I'll be listening to these when I do this thing called "exercising" not that I expect any of you to have heard of it. Beats a bundle of repeat games.
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Should only take you eighteen lifetimes to get through it all then, eh?
 
Cheaplikeafox OS X said:
I think that in his own way, Bruti is trying to help CAGs out by showing there's no need to pay to hear white males rant and complaint when he gives us plenty of that for free.
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Yeah man, screw those white males. I laugh every time I hear the statistic that they are the group most likely to commit suicide or be homeless or die on the job or be attacked in the street or get raped in jail, etc., etc., etc.,

EDIT - Did you know 3 of the 8 comedians (Maron, Schlesinger, and Katz) featured in the bundle are Jewish? Would you like to go-for-broke and throw in some Antisemitism?

 
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Cheaplikeafox OS X said:
I think that in his own way, Bruti is trying to help CAGs out by showing there's no need to pay to hear white males rant and complaint when he gives us plenty of that for free.
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That or I find your laughable attempts at turning the stupidest shit on the internet into "RACIAL & DIVERSITY ISSUES". Internet SJWs are the lowest form of life on earth. If you're seriously that passionate about change, get off your ass, step away from the computer and go do something about it like people actually did before the ice age of stupid hit us.

 
ianharwood said:
Yeah man, screw those white males. I laugh every time I hear the statistic that they are the group most likely to commit suicide or be homeless or die on the job or be attacked in the street or get raped in jail, etc., etc., etc.,

EDIT - Did you know 3 of the 8 comedians (Maron, Schlesinger, and Katz) featured in the bundle are Jewish? Would you like to go-for-broke and throw in some Antisemitism?
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Yawn. I can make up statistics too. And I can also have common sense and assume the majority group in the population would probably be the most likely to have a whole bunch of random shit happen to them. Jews are white. White is a race, not an ethnicity, so learn something today.

Bruticis said:
That or I find your laughable attempts at turning the stupidest shit on the internet into "RACIAL & DIVERSITY ISSUES". Internet SJWs are the lowest form of life on earth. If you're seriously that passionate about change, get off your ass, step away from the computer and go do something about it like people actually did before the ice age of stupid hit us.
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Maybe I just think this is a shitty bundle of comics who all have the same shtick/perspective so if you don't like one you likely won't like the other ones. Maybe I think if it had some diversity of any form it'd appeal to more people. Maybe I don't think we have to march for every little thing. And maybe I can just post my opinion online without needing to start a revolution.

Look, you really seem to want a platform and this comedy company seems right up your alley so maybe you should apply and do something useful with your life? Or maybe I can use your logic and say I think internet SJW SJWs are the lowest form of life on earth. If you're seriously that passionate about hatred, get off your ass, step away from the computer and go find a racial minority to shoot.

 
Cheaplikeafox OS X said:
Yawn. I can make up statistics too. And I can also have common sense and assume the majority group in the population would probably be the most likely to have a whole bunch of random shit happen to them. Jews are white. White is a race, not an ethnicity, so learn something today.
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Are they made up or do they happen because white people are the majority? Make up your mind.

Some Jews are white, some are not. I guess that means they fall under your umbrella of selective bigotry.

Frankly I'm shocked that you think race exists. If the other progressives knew that about you they'd oust you from the cool kids club. Didn't ya know that race is a social construct, you racist!

 
ianharwood said:
Are they made up or do they happen because white people are the majority? Make up your mind.

Some Jews are white, some are not. I guess that means they fall under your umbrella of selective bigotry.

Frankly I'm shocked that you think race exists. If the other progressives knew that about you they'd oust you from the cool kids club. Didn't ya know that race is a social construct, you racist!
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1. Your statistics are made up.

2. But if they weren't, white people being the majority would play into how likely things are to happen.

3. I don't care what other jews may be, the ones in this bundle are white.

4. Race is a social construct. And social constructs exist.

I really have to break things down for you in simple terms. But go on, parrot whatever else you've been spoon fed by Fox news. I've heard it all before.

 
Hey, everybody, stop talking about this boring, unimportant stuff and pay attention to this instead:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tntOCGkgt98
 
Good lord is this what happens when humble puts out a non-game bundle? Its tearing this community apart!

 
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Cheaplikeafox OS X said:
1. Your statistics are made up.

2. But if they weren't, white people being the majority would play into how likely things are to happen.

3. I don't care what other jews may be, the ones in this bundle are white.

4. Race is a social construct. And social constructs exist.

I really have to break things down for you in simple terms. But go on, parrot whatever else you've been spoon fed by Fox news. I've heard it all before.
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Google the stats. I know, I know, your opinion is worth more than data to you, but thankfully the rest of the world operates slightly differently.

I can tell you are one of the brainwashed ones who thinks that FOX is more dishonest than any other news station. They are all equally bad. But hey, have fun stroking your own ego while calling out Liar A, only to furiously gobble down whatever Liar B tells ya.

 
ianharwood said:
Google the stats. I know, I know, your opinion is worth more than data to you, but thankfully the rest of the world operates slightly differently.

I can tell you are one of the brainwashed ones who thinks that FOX is more dishonest than any other news station. They are all equally bad. But hey, have fun stroking your own ego while calling out Liar A, only to furiously gobble down whatever Liar B tells ya.
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Spews made up statistics. Then when called on them tells the other person to google them.

https://www.google.com/?gws_rd=ssl#q=bullshit

I did.

 
ianharwood said:
I can tell you are one of the brainwashed ones who thinks that FOX is more dishonest than any other news station.
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Here's where you're wrong. Fox News was filed under "entertainment" in 2012 and is not officially a news channel.

I'll let you look it up on Google, since you seem so keen to tell others to do the same.

 
Cheaplikeafox OS X said:
Spews made up statistics. Then when called on them tells the other person to google them.

https://www.google.com/?gws_rd=ssl#q=bullshit

I did.
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OK, you win. You baited me into looking up information that we both know you will ignore and make up excuses to claim it's not valid.

Suicide:

http://www.hsccs.org/poc/view_doc.php?type=doc&id=13737

Homelessness - this one I was wrong on, there are more black homeless by a small margin:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homelessness_in_the_United_States#Statistics_and_demographics

Workplace Fatalities (page 2):

http://stats.bls.gov/iif/oshwc/cfoi/cftb0186.pdf

Homicide Victims (page 3):

http://www.bjs.gov/content/pub/pdf/htus8008.pdf

Prison Rape:

http://www.justdetention.org/pdf/knowles2.pdf

 
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Mooby said:
I should go into comedy. Comedians don't even have to write jokes anymore. Just do wacky skits on stage.
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It's why Jimmy Fallon is the ratings king of late night.

BobbyTastic said:
Incoming thread nuke in 3... 2.... 1....
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My limited understanding of CAG (still), but isn't the thread safe as long as we talk about consoles?

*ahem* so about that The Order:1886 game, man that was a short P.O.S. huh? Can't believe I went through the effort of getting my best friend's cousin to give me his target card so I could download a 10% off coupon, then go to his brother's target store when Sal was working and get an additional 10% off so it only cost $30! I thought it was going to be a steal for such minimal work too!

 
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Cheaplikeafox OS X said:
Yawn. I can make up statistics too. And I can also have common sense and assume the majority group in the population would probably be the most likely to have a whole bunch of random shit happen to them. Jews are white. White is a race, not an ethnicity, so learn something today.

Maybe I just think this is a shitty bundle of comics who all have the same shtick/perspective so if you don't like one you likely won't like the other ones. Maybe I think if it had some diversity of any form it'd appeal to more people. Maybe I don't think we have to march for every little thing. And maybe I can just post my opinion online without needing to start a revolution.

Look, you really seem to want a platform and this comedy company seems right up your alley so maybe you should apply and do something useful with your life? Or maybe I can use your logic and say I think internet SJW SJWs are the lowest form of life on earth. If you're seriously that passionate about hatred, get off your ass, step away from the computer and go find a racial minority to shoot.
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Or maybe I don't care at all but dream of a world where the CAG mods would proactively clean up the shit in the forums for a change. Oh and I'm waiting for the racial minority to come invade me for the shooting bits...Going to them is too much work. I've got my fallout shelter fully stocked and my bug out bag packed.

 
ianharwood said:
If anyone likes dry humor, go watch some episodes of Dr Katz, Professional Therapist on YouTube. Hilarious and under-appreciated show :)
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My favorite show of all time. I actually threw down ~$100 on the full series box set when it came out. I have no idea where those dvds are anymore, so I end up watching it on youtube as well. :oldman:

Disclaimer: As a white person, I enjoy white people humor. Please adjust your hatred toward me accordingly.

 
indef said:
My favorite show of all time. I actually threw down ~$100 on the full series box set when it came out. I have no idea where those dvds are anymore, so I end up watching it on youtube as well. :oldman:

Disclaimer: As a white person, I enjoy white people humor. Please adjust your hatred toward me accordingly.
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Just to avoid any confusion, I liked the Dr. Katz part, not the unforgiveable crime of liking white people humour. I probably watched that show at a much younger age than I should have. Quality parenting.

 
ianharwood said:
OK, you win. You baited me into looking up information that we both know you will ignore and make up excuses to claim it's not valid.

Suicide:

http://www.hsccs.org/poc/view_doc.php?type=doc&id=13737

Homelessness - this one I was wrong on, there are more black homeless by a small margin:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homelessness_in_the_United_States#Statistics_and_demographics

Workplace Fatalities (page 2):

http://stats.bls.gov/iif/oshwc/cfoi/cftb0186.pdf

Homicide Victims (page 3):

http://www.bjs.gov/content/pub/pdf/htus8008.pdf

Prison Rape:

http://www.justdetention.org/pdf/knowles2.pdf
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You missed the point. The point was that you were just pulling numbers out of thin air, which you having to research it proves I was right. The links you posted don't even say what you think they do.

The suicide link says whites and native americans have the highest suicide rates.

The homelessness link says whites are actually underrepresented in the homeless population relative to their percentage of the population.

The prison rape link doesn't even have any stats. It just says they asked the white prisoners who was more likely to rape and they said blacks. Then it says they asked the black prisoners who was most likely to rape and they said it was even.

etc...

Either way, white males could be the most persecuted group in the world and I wouldn't want a bundle of comedy exclusively from them.

 
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