I can't get enough of BRITNEY and K-FED!!! [K-Fed wants a 3-some w/Alba]

[quote name='abcdef']Celebrity worshippers can blow my meat whistle...

Get a life.[/QUOTE]

Thanks for the advice internet-message-board-posting-guy. It's good to be able to talk to someone who knows exactly what makes up an acceptable thing to do with one's free time, because, you know, nothing says living like chatting anonymously with other nerds on the internet.
 
[quote name='javeryh']Thanks for the advice internet-message-board-posting-guy. It's good to be able to talk to someone who knows exactly what makes up an acceptable thing to do with one's free time, because, you know, nothing says living like chatting anonymously with other nerds on the internet.[/QUOTE]


:rofl:

that shit is hilarious
 
[quote name='javeryh']http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2005/12/15/kfed_making_outrageous_demands.html

Can it get any better? Seriously, can it?[/QUOTE]

LOL can it get any faker? Again, In Touch's finest at work here. :lol:

I'm pretty sure the pre-nup that K-Fed and Britney agreed to has been public knowledge for a while, so I'm not sure why this story of him seeking some wild settlement would even be conjured? He's entitled to right around $300 thousand per year for half of the time their marriage lasts, if they are to ever divorce...not $125 million.
 
[quote name='Oops! I did it again.']LOL can it get any faker? Again, In Touch's finest at work here. :lol:[/QUOTE]

Maybe, but I choose to believe everything I read about them because it's funnier that way. :D
 
Ha, sorry to go off topic, but the google ad says: "Trade your video games - trade with other CHEAP DONKEY GAMERS like yourself!"

Did someone actually take the time to make an ad that says cheap donkey gamers? That's funny to me for some reason.

Oh, and the Brit, Kfed stuff is always funny.
 
[quote name='javeryh']I'll assume high school was a year or two ago and not last week... there's nothing wrong with her back then... look at her:

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High school was a little over 4 years ago. I'd do the 2001 Britney any day. I'll pass on the 2005 Britney.
 
[quote name='redgopher']High school was a little over 4 years ago. I'd do the 2001 Britney any day. I'll pass on the 2005 Britney.[/QUOTE]

Agreed 100%.
 
[quote name='redgopher']High school was a little over 4 years ago. I'd do the 2001 Britney any day. I'll pass on the 2005 Britney.[/QUOTE]


No you wouldn't.
 
http://www.KevinFederline.com

I actually think the two samples we can hear in that Flash intro are far better and less corny than Y'all Ain't Ready. The guy's rap voice really is not all that bad...although I thought he'd sound differently (it doesn't really sound like his spoken vocal sound, which is what I would have preferred, as I think he has a good spoken voice). Anyway, yeah...the site is partially up, it launched today.
 
[quote name='camoor']That's a fact. However, I cannot see how any rational person would feel sympathy for a woman who makes millions of dollars by singing and dancing, especially with all of the Katrinas, Tsunamis, and AIDS crises in the world.[/QUOTE]


Thats true. There' s more important things they should be broadcasting instead of the Britney and Kevin's sorry-ass relationship circling the drain. Who cares?
 
[quote name='Starwishi']Thats true. There' s more important things they should be broadcasting instead of the Britney and Kevin's sorry-ass relationship circling the drain. Who cares?[/QUOTE]
I care. I like seeing that someone who has had everything handed to her for the past 4 or more years is having everything crash down on her.
 
[quote name='capitalist_mao']I care. I like seeing that someone who has had everything handed to her for the past 4 or more years is having everything crash down on her.[/QUOTE]

I guess thats suppose to make you feel better about yourself, huh?:cool:
 
[quote name='Starwishi']I guess thats suppose to make you feel better about yourself, huh?:cool:[/QUOTE]
No. It means that she's an idiot, and I'm happy to see idiots get what they deserve. I'm happy to see her piss away all that (not so hard earned) cash and fail at stuff that isn't handed to her on a silver platter.

Gives me a feeling that there is justice in this world. That substanceless nonesense like celebrity status can fade away as quickly as it arrived.
 
He was just a noted successful sperm donor, I mean he knocked up that other chick twice so Britney knew she was bound to have a kid.
 
they're both white trash. it just so happens that they have money. britney looks rough as hell now a days. i dont thinks#-o i want to bang that no mo
 
[quote name='Starwishi']Thats true. There' s more important things they should be broadcasting instead of the Britney and Kevin's sorry-ass relationship circling the drain. Who cares?[/QUOTE]

...a lot of people, apparently. If you want to watch non-stop coverage of the AIDS crisis in Africa, I'm sure you can find various media outlets (print, online, maybe?) that can suit your desires. For those of us who don't limit our interests to that of natural disasters and medical crises, we are allowed to enjoy some time in front of the tube hearing about our favorite extraordinary celebrities.

[quote name='capitalist_mao']I'm happy to see her piss away all that (not so hard earned) cash and fail at stuff that isn't handed to her on a silver platter.[/quote]

...since when did you become an expert on Britney's financial books? What leads you to believe she is pissing away all she has earned (OMG she didn't earn it she didn't even write her songs lolz - I said it for ya)? An exaggerated VH1 special, perhaps? I'd wager that Britney is about as financially secure as one could really wish to be at this point, with no sign of financial danger in sight.

Gives me a feeling that there is justice in this world. That substanceless nonesense like celebrity status can fade away as quickly as it arrived.
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Yet Britney's celebrity status has gone nowhere, nor have her fans...nor have the numbers of those desperately seeking for something with "like, more meaning, man" been growing. Clearly what holds substance to some does not hold substance to others, and we all have our own reasons for defining to ourselves what is or is not worthy of our concern and/or interest...but I think you may be misled if you believe that the numbers of people who legitimately do think Britney (and celebrites, in general) are worthy of interest and concern are dwindling.
 
[quote name='Oops! I did it again.']...since when did you become an expert on Britney's financial books? What leads you to believe she is pissing away all she has earned (OMG she didn't earn it she didn't even write her songs lolz - I said it for ya)? An exaggerated VH1 special, perhaps? I'd wager that Britney is about as financially secure as one could really wish to be at this point, with no sign of financial danger in sight.[/QUOTE]
http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2005/07/08/britney_spears_93.html
Granted, there is no news source, this is sourceworthy enough for me.
[quote name='Oops! I did it again.']Yet Britney's celebrity status has gone nowhere, nor have her fans...[/QUOTE]
Gee, if her career is just as booming as it was 2-3 years ago, why does she need to reinvent herself for a comeback album?

[quote name='Oops! I did it again.']nor have the numbers of those desperately seeking for something with "like, more meaning, man" been growing. Clearly what holds substance to some does not hold substance to others, and we all have our own reasons for defining to ourselves what is or is not worthy of our concern and/or interest...but I think you may be misled if you believe that the numbers of people who legitimately do think Britney (and celebrites, in general) are worthy of interest and concern are dwindling.[/QUOTE]
That's wonderful that you define yourself by your fandom of a teeny bopper popstar. Meanwhile, I'm quite content watching them do stupid things.
 
[quote name='Oops! I did it again.']...a lot of people, apparently. If you want to watch non-stop coverage of the AIDS crisis in Africa, I'm sure you can find various media outlets (print, online, maybe?) that can suit your desires. For those of us who don't limit our interests to that of natural disasters and medical crises, we are allowed to enjoy some time in front of the tube hearing about our favorite extraordinary celebrities. [/QUOTE]

I never said that the only thing that should be on tv are natural disasters and the AIDS crisis. I'm only saying that the personal life a celebrity shouldnt be plastered everywhere you look. Even celebrities themselves complain about how their dirty laundry is constantly being aired.
 
Goddamn it must be nice to be married to Britney. The girl can't say no to anything. And she should, because "hey Britney can I build a nightclub?" or "Hey Britney, five milkshakes, twenty minutes - think you can?" or "Hey Britney, why don't we give the baby some weed?" are questions with only one right answer. And the answer is to tattoo the words "boy toy" on Kevin's ass and drop him in prison.
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I love it.
 
ITs funny but it could be a hit in the sense that I have heard worse become hits. Actually I have heard a lot worse become hits very often.
 
[quote name='shipwreck']Cue the really bad "Oops, I did it again" jokes.[/QUOTE]

No, a simple "oops" would not solve the situation.

What we, as the people of the human race, need to do is get together and send a little gift basket to the happy couple that will include condoms, spermicide, birth control pills, etc.
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']No, a simple "oops" would not solve the situation.

What we, as the people of the human race, need to do is get together and send a little gift basket to the happy couple that will include condoms, spermicide, birth control pills, etc.[/QUOTE]

Sounds expensive in the long term. I think we could just get K-Fed drunk and dare him to get a vasectomy.
 
The only thing I can't believe is that she was driving with her kid in her lap. That's friggin' ridiculous. She SHOULD be in jailf or that, or at the least have her kid taken away. Of course, she famous, so it won't happen.

The rest of that stuff I'm not surprised in the least at. Really.
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']WHAT?!?!? I thought women couldn't concieve when they are nursing.[/QUOTE]

A woman can get pregnant a few days after she delivers a baby. Just depends on when her body decides to start cycling again. It's how you see people have 4 kids in 3 years. It's actually better for a woman to do it this way so her body can just recover at then end of the whole thing.

Who knows maybe Britt and Kev are planning a Federline/Spears 5 with mom singing lead, and dad as the shitty ass DJ. I'd love to see the episode in 2020 where the kids fire their own dad from the band. That would be quality television, people.
 
[quote name='depascal22']Who knows maybe Britt and Kev are planning a Federline/Spears 5 with mom singing lead, and dad as the shitty ass DJ. I'd love to see the episode in 2020 where the kids fire their own dad from the band. That would be quality television, people.[/QUOTE]

Best idea for a TV show ever. :D
 
[quote name='redgopher']High school was a little over 4 years ago. I'd do the 2001 Britney any day. I'll pass on the 2005 Britney.[/QUOTE]

Meh, shes as hot now as she was then. If you look at photo shoots and decide thats what they really look like... you've bought in to the magic of showbiz.

I've met many professional actors and musicians. None of them look like that without 45mins of makeup, lighting techs and the contrast on the photos turned up.
 
[quote name='Mookyjooky']
I've met many professional actors and musicians. None of them look like that without 45mins of makeup, lighting techs and the contrast on the photos turned up.[/QUOTE]

There was a website that showed a lot of celebs in the rough. I just can't remember the name though.
 
[quote name='The Shiznit']Britney has her excuse now

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/11219029/from/RS.3/[/QUOTE]

That doesn't mean anything. Sure, getting your picture taken is way more dangerous than riding in the front seat of a car on the highway without a car seat or seatbelt. :roll: It takes 30 seconds at most to buckle a kid in the car seat. Anyone with a child knows just how unbelievably dumb this is. There is really no excuse.
 
Well, not that I had much respect for her before, but its ALL gone now. In my opinion she is is now in the category of women who smoke; drink alcohol, artificial sweetener, or caffeine; or do drugs during a pregnancy. I never have any respect for people who put children or babies in such blatant harm when there's no good reasoning for it.
 
[quote name='javeryh']That doesn't mean anything. Sure, getting your picture taken is way more dangerous than riding in the front seat of a car on the highway without a car seat or seatbelt. :roll: It takes 30 seconds at most to buckle a kid in the car seat. Anyone with a child knows just how unbelievably dumb this is. There is really no excuse.[/QUOTE]

Being a fellow New Yorker, you can attest to this. There seems to be a rash of parents that have completely lost their fuckin minds these days. I can't count how many times I've been on I-287 and seen kids jumping all around the car like a little fuckin jumpin bean. We had two crashes last year on the Westchester County section of 287 that had multiple fatalities. The majority of the fatalities were children that weren't restrained with even a seatbelt. For the love of God, if you have kids, buckle them up. I can't stand to see another child come into my hospital all smashed up.
 
[quote name='depascal22']Being a fellow New Yorker, you can attest to this. There seems to be a rash of parents that have completely lost their fuckin minds these days. I can't count how many times I've been on I-287 and seen kids jumping all around the car like a little fuckin jumpin bean. We had two crashes last year on the Westchester County section of 287 that had multiple fatalities. The majority of the fatalities were children that weren't restrained with even a seatbelt. For the love of God, if you have kids, buckle them up. I can't stand to see another child come into my hospital all smashed up.[/QUOTE]

Man, that's tough having to see that in person. Are you are doctor? I don't think I would be able to handle seeing a little kid mortally injured. That would mess me up.

Anyway, I agree. If Britney was so in fear of her life and her childs she still could have put the baby in the car seat or let the body guard drive and get in the backseat and buckle the kid up. It's not like the photographers were brandishing guns on her. What if she got into an accident while speeding away. Even a minor one that would trigger the air bag would have killed her baby.
 
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