[quote name='tmbgman']One time I went into a game store, choked everyone in it to death with some shoelaces, stole a NEW copy of Chrono Cross and 3 packs of E-Reader cards. So that was like, $60.00 for $0.00! I know what you're thinking..."Justin, what about the shoelaces?" Well my meticulous friends, normally I would have to add $1.47 to my operating costs, but I shoplifted them from Wal-Mart so you can just stuff your naysaying RIGHT NOW.
Before you judge, please remember that some of you used coupon codes that weren't yours, and I'm sure some of you have snuck colas into the movies, so my simple act of murder/theft doesn't seem all that bad, so you are a HiPoCrItttE if you say anything about me.[/quote]
[quote name='"tmbgman"']Also, on a side note, I heard that some people on Hotmail have emailed kiddy porn to eachother across it so I am cancelling my account as of TODAY. Because that is the logical thing. I'm also never again using E-Bay because some people have stolen things available there.
Since I lost my

ING FREE WILL in a tragic automobile accident I feel that I should never use these sites again because I don't approve of isolated activities of some users. Because that's VERY LOGICAL
[quote name='tmbgman']Side, side note. I was watching Johnny Depp be really hard ass on my Pirates of the Carribean DVD today, just flipping over stuff, then stabbing other stuff, then stabbing stuff he just flipped over, and it got me thinking.
We really need to stop calling petty pre-teens who burn copies of PS1 games on thier dad's PC that he uses to balance the check book "Pirates." I've not burned a game before, but I'm sure it includes a minimum of flipping and stabbing, if any at all. I doubt any of them wear eye patches, though many of them doubtless have scurvy.
My idea for a better name? Glad you asked, Susan. I would like to suggest "Stealers". See that way, you get the idea that they do steal shit, while still being reassured that there is no raping or pillaging going down.
Maybe the whole piracy problem is linked to kids not really wanting free games as much as they long for the salty air of the open sea and the feel of a cutlass in thier hands. Because you can contain that part of your soul, BUT YOU CAN NOT KILL IT.[/quote]
What we see here, kids, is a middle aged man with no life, calling others "preteens". Or maybe he isnt a middle aged man, but a mere child, since he was viewing the Pirates of the Carribean" DVD (no matter how good, still a children's movie). But, ladies and gentlemen, the true person we have here is a LOSER. Go, tmbgman, get laid and stop worrying about some "preteen" burning games. Thanks.