I Hate You So Much Right Now!

Hate is such a strong word.

I "dislike" people who pass on the right side of I-290 West in the mornings. They think they are more important than everyone else on the highway. And, they aren't even in an actual lane.

But I hate potholes...

I also hate infectious diseases and their multi-resistant strains.
 
I hate l33tsp33k.

I hate waking up at 5:45 every morning for work and then not being able to sleep past 8am on a Saturday b/c my body won't let me.

I hate still having a hangover from Wednesday.
 
I hate:

people that call me by my full name

people that say me and my sister look like twins

physics class

my physics' teacher(just thinking about him makes my blood boil)

early mornings

people with bad breath in my face talking to me

people with fuck ed up teeth

the hotdog vender on the corner

cold, windy, and rainy wheather
 
1. Emo people
2. The RIAA
3. COPPA
4. Republicans
5. Uncalled for racism
6. The lack of Kremlins. They remind me of Gremlins, which are utterly cool.
7. The Red Scare
8. Vern from every Ernest movie
9. The Three Ninjas with the possible exception of Colt
10. Pokemon
11. Car salesmen who feel the need to be informed about everything exception my penis girth.
12. The DMV
13. Most mexicans
14. The father from Home Alone 1/2
15. Subways
16. The ESRB rating system
17. Snakes
18. That letter that one guy wrote to the state of Wisconsin
19. The sound that dog makes when The Hulk punches it
20. Kittens
21. Kittens
22. Kittens
23. Anything that has a long tongue and is not a lizard
24. The WYGIWYS editor
25. People who date supermodels
26. Emo bands
27. The Gap
28. Kohls
29. Old Navy commercials
30. Bitchy women
31. Periods
32. Referees
33. Almost every guy in football that celebrates after doing his job. I mean if I wanted to jump up and down and run into the meat counter everytime I successfully picked up all the carts from the parking lot, I could.
34. Yahoo Instant Messenger
35. Straight "hot girl nude" porn sites that hit you with Gay Twink BDSM ads every five seconds
36. Most of the jewish community in Massachusetts
37. Mislabeling sites
38. Internet ads
39. People that talk back
40. That one icon that everyone uses of that guy rolling his eyes
41. Numa Numa
42. That kid that became famous after moving his fat ass around and pretending to be a Jedi
43. Conversations about Star Wars and Jedis
44. People that dress up as characters from fictional shows
45. People that don't stand up for themselves
46. People that don't try to help other people out
47. GameFAQs message boards; I want help with Final Fantasy 7, I don't give a fuck about how you're so pissy because your mom didn't get you any Clearasil when she went to the store
48. Sephiroth fanatics that haven't even played the game
49. Retards who think by listening to what other people have to say about something that they can automatically become geniuses in the area, and that it gives them a right to always bring it up in a coversation
50. Long lists
 
I hate people that call me by my name just because it is on my nametag, otherwise they would have no fucking clue what my name is.

It makes you stop and think....Should I know this person or not?
 
[quote name='GuilewasNK']I'm probably the only one who thought of Kelis' Caught Out There when I saw the thread title.[/QUOTE]

I did as well. Partly because I'm a Neptunes whore.

...I hate people that say something is "gay" (or whatever isult you like) and then play/do/whatever with it and love it too death. fucking wankers.
 
I hate gay porn pop up ads.
I hate Cockblockers.
I hate the St. Louis cardinals
I hate that Kelis 2nd album wasn't released over here.
I hate that the Clipse is in album limbo at Jive.
 
I hate people who are pretending to be nice to you when they are actually being total jerk-stores.
I hate people who quote from funny movies or TV shows that I haven't seen. It makes me want to never see said movies or shows.
I hate the fact the Mammoths and Mastodons haven't been brought back to life again via genetic mischief.
I hate that all apes aren't fluent in sign language yet. Get with the program.
I hate the bigness of space in that I'll never get to go to any of it, jumping aside.
 
I also hate

tape that refuses to stick

pencils with bad erasers

long, pointless lectures

when the water turns cold while I'm in the shower

extremely stupid people
 
I hate people who put on their make up, talk on the phone, and eat their breakfast (ALL AT THE SAME TIME), while driving to work/school in the morning; ultimately resulting into preventable accidents/deaths.:bomb:
 
I hate squeezing toothpaste from the bottom
I hate DenisDFat
I hate it when my prostate flairs up and I can't pee
I hate it when I forget to take the gum from behind my ear
I HATE MTV
 
[quote name='FrankySox']I hate DenisDFat[/QUOTE]

I love people who still hate DDF. Not because I too hate him (quite the contrary, actually), but because it reminds me that, even though he's gone, his legacy continues.

Shine on you crazy diamond.
 
[quote name='crazytalkx']!!?!?!!?![/QUOTE]

I didn't think anyone would actually read my post! Thanks for taking the time to read it. You're so considerate.

Are you hot?
 
[quote name='GuilewasNK']I'm probably the only one who thought of Kelis' Caught Out There when I saw the thread title.[/QUOTE]Actually that's all I've been able to think of, every time I see this topic.[quote name='Ledhed']The Red Hot Chili Peppers hate GuilewasNK.[/QUOTE]I hate that song. :lol:
 
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