I literally just got offered drugs by a stranger...

I've been asked if I wanted to buy some weed a couple times. Each time I kindly told them "no thanks," walked away, and thought nothing of it.
 
People have asked to buy pot off me a twice in harvard square, though I think they were joking (pretty sure they were homeless people). I've had pot and coke offered to me, but to purchase, multiple times, especially pot. I get asked if I want pot in harvard square all the time, and in chinatown as well, though chinatown is the only place where I ever get offered hard stuff. Had a food prostitues try to sell themselves to me as well.

Also, a bit unrelated, I was walking in downtown toronto when this guy came up and started talking to me. Basically, the guy wanted to have sex, he gave me his number and I said I'd call him. I had no intention of doing so, but it made my day so I was essentially prolonging the moment.

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Just remembered a pot story that happened to me. Me and a friend were had just finished playing basketball and he walked back to my car, I was picking up some stuff and then went to my car. He was talking to some kid and my friend asked me if I would drive him to his house, I said ya. When we get in the car he starts telling me how he stole some pot off a kid who was selling it, the reasoning was this kid had tried to rape his sister. My friend said something that caught me as odd and I said and, after a few questions, I realized that this kid was my friends friend, but just some kid his ran into in the parking lot. I was ready to kill him. Then this kid pulls out some pot offering it to me as thanks for giving him a ride. I say no and proceed to get him home and out of my car asap, the kid was offering to pay me (which my friend kept telling me to accept), but he had to go in his house to get it and I didn't want to stick around any longer than I had to. My friend, afterward, kept saying he couldn't believe I said ok to drive him, but anyone would have though that this kid was his friend and not just some stranger, especially since my friend asked me to drive him.

Also, my car really smelled like pot even though it was only open for a minute (must have been good pot to be so strong), I spent about 4 hours at my friends house (from about 10p.m.- 2a.m.) and left my car outside with all the windows down to get rid of the smell so my parents wouldn't kill me.
 
[quote name='alonzomourning23']
Also, a bit unrelated, I was walking in downtown toronto when this guy came up and started talking to me. Basically, the guy wanted to have sex, he gave me his number and I said I'd call him. I had no intention of doing so, but it made my day so I was essentially prolonging the moment.[/QUOTE]


I used to work in Hollywood and got hit on by gay guys all the time. And let me tell you, it is disturbing every...single...time. You can never get used to it.

Thinking back, I could have made some nice coin for myself. :lol:
 
I have been offered so many drugs it is really sad. The funny thing if I ever did drugs I would never have to pay, cause I get offered so much. sadly most of my friends are big into drugs (no crack or smack) and I have never even tried anything. The funniest offer has to be about a couple of weeks ago. I was coming out of the liquor store with my brother-in-law and this guy walks past us and goes, "want some smack got smack for you" I just ignored him. but he was so nonchalant and like it was no big deal. funny to me I guess.
 
[quote name='BLarR'] I gave this kid a pen like a month ago so he could fill out his scantron, and no joke he put of little bag of weed in my hoody.
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He used a pen on a scantron?
 
[quote name='Matt Young'] Tiphireth

pro-life, pro-war

Can anyone say, "Oxymoron"?[/QUOTE]

anti-abortion, then. But I'm hardly one of those zealots who thinks the doctors should be killed.
 
I was downtown a few months back, and was leaving some music store - and out of nowhere, this homeless dude comes up to me and first asks me if he could spare a few bucks. I said no. So then he's like, "Well suppose I had some weed..." and started to go into a whole sales pitch but I stopped him and told him I wasn't interested, and that was that. First off, I have no interest in smoking weed. Second, if I was going to smoke weed, it wouldn't be the stuff that's probably been resting in that dude's ass crack for who knows how long. Yuck.
 
[quote name='Kayden']In my day you could only use pencil... maybe those bastards were just holding out on me...[/QUOTE]

In my classes you can use it, but you just have to get a new scantron sheet if you mess up, not a real problem but a nuisance.
 
[quote name='Oops! I did it again.']I was downtown a few months back, and was leaving some music store - and out of nowhere, this homeless dude comes up to me and first asks me if he could spare a few bucks. I said no. So then he's like, "Well suppose I had some weed..." and started to go into a whole sales pitch but I stopped him and told him I wasn't interested, and that was that. First off, I have no interest in smoking weed. Second, if I was going to smoke weed, it wouldn't be the stuff that's probably been resting in that dude's ass crack for who knows how long. Yuck.[/QUOTE]

Dude, ass weed is the best kind!
 
[quote name='evilmregg']Dude, ass weed is the best kind![/QUOTE]

No doubt. The klingons get you extra high!
 
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