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[quote name='jmcc']You've never seen an advent calendar?[/QUOTE]Oh yeah, it's all making sense now. I remember having one for a Christmas when I was younger. Don't remember much outside of that, but I remember a calendar with little windows for the days.
 
Just got home from work, and I saw some weird things on my route:

1. As I'm driving down the street, I start to pass another car. There is a girl in the passenger side, and he quickly whips her head to the right to look at me. I'm like, "What the hell?" and I just ignore her. We're at a stoplight, and then out of the corner of my eye, I see her lean over to say something to the male driver... or at least that's what I thought. We start going again, and as I pass her, I see that she's blowing the driver! Also, I forgot to mention that she had the passenger window down at all times!

2. A couple of stoplights later, I then see a young, college-aged guy walking around the street with an acoustic guitar. He's jamming out, and seeming to have a good time. The light turns green, and I go. Then, out of the back I see that he is approaching a car that is at the stoplight where I was. For all I know, maybe he was a serial killer and I would have been his victim. All I could catch was him trying to open the passenger door of the car and the car starts to take off. Don't know what happened, or if he made it into the car.

3. One of the stops I made on the route was delivering medicine to a nursing home. As I stop to gather my things, I see the exact, spitting image of Ron Jeremy walking out of the nursing home. In fact, I would be sure that it was him... except that he had a mullet. But who knows? Maybe Ron grew his hair that way. But what was he doing in a South Texas nursing home after midnight on a Friday?

Beautiful sunsets... sexual acts... serial killers... and porn stars. All another day in the life of Saucy Jack.
 
[quote name='Saucy Jack']Just got home from work, and I saw some weird things on my route:

1. As I'm driving down the street, I start to pass another car. There is a girl in the passenger side, and he quickly whips her head to the right to look at me. I'm like, "What the hell?" and I just ignore her. We're at a stoplight, and then out of the corner of my eye, I see her lean over to say something to the male driver... or at least that's what I thought. We start going again, and as I pass her, I see that she's blowing the driver! Also, I forgot to mention that she had the passenger window down at all times!

2. A couple of stoplights later, I then see a young, college-aged guy walking around the street with an acoustic guitar. He's jamming out, and seeming to have a good time. The light turns green, and I go. Then, out of the back I see that he is approaching a car that is at the stoplight where I was. For all I know, maybe he was a serial killer and I would have been his victim. All I could catch was him trying to open the passenger door of the car and the car starts to take off. Don't know what happened, or if he made it into the car.

3. One of the stops I made on the route was delivering medicine to a nursing home. As I stop to gather my things, I see the exact, spitting image of Ron Jeremy walking out of the nursing home. In fact, I would be sure that it was him... except that he had a mullet. But who knows? Maybe Ron grew his hair that way. But what was he doing in a South Texas nursing home after midnight on a Friday?

Beautiful sunsets... sexual acts... serial killers... and porn stars. All another day in the life of Saucy Jack.[/QUOTE] where the fuck do you live? that stuff isn't normal
 
[quote name='kittie']No, I haven't.

I'm atheist, and like to murder people.[/QUOTE]

Atheists & murderers don't like chocolate? :whistle2:?
 
[quote name='argyle']Atheists & murderers don't like chocolate? :whistle2:?[/QUOTE]

I think it implies that they're blind to advent calendars. I mean, you can't go into a supermarket in the late parts of november without seeing a rack of them.
 
[quote name='Saucy Jack']Corpus Christi, Texas. "The Sparkling City by the Sea."[/QUOTE]

It takes chutzpah to refer to anything in Texas as sparkling. Good for you, Corpus Christi sloganeers.
 
[quote name='jmcc']It takes chutzpah to refer to anything in Texas as sparkling. Good for you, Corpus Christi sloganeers.[/QUOTE]

I know. It's kind of stupid that they pick that for our city's slogan, and then the mayor bitches about how people don't clean up after themselves on the beach. Are we sparkling or not? Make up your damn mind, Mr. Mayor!
 
Remember when we all used to say N B 4 Da Lok

that was awesome!

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Well, I just beat dawn of war. I liked the gameplay nslightly better than Warcraft 3. But I must say I am a little disappointed by the few missions, anticlimatic ending, and the inability to play anything other than the space maries in the main missions.
 
[quote name='kittie']No, I haven't.

I'm atheist, and like to murder people.[/QUOTE]

Please. You atheists have nothing on theists when it comes to murdering people.
 
[quote name='JSweeney']Please. You atheists have nothing on theists when it comes to murdering people.[/QUOTE]

Other than the lack of a need to justify it?:D
 
[quote name='camoor']Remember when we all used to say N B 4 Da Lok

that was awesome!

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[/QUOTE]

Yeah but those corporate meanies b4nned it!!!1
 
[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']To apply the Platonic Ideal to big butts:

We recognize that a butt is a butt because it exhibits qualities of buttness that we are inherently aware of from the realm of the ideal. Big butts, by exhibiting more of these qualities, are closer to the perfect form of the butt.[/QUOTE]

Bon mot, Spoony. Also, your new sig kicks ass.
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']I see nothing of importance happened while I was in dialup hell.[/QUOTE]

Does anything of any real importance EVER happen here? I do believe that's reserved for the deal threads. :lol:
 
[quote name='JSweeney']Does anything of any real importance EVER happen here? I do believe that's reserved for the deal threads. :lol:[/QUOTE]
You're forgetting the arcade and the epic battle to steal sub's crown in Snake. :)
 
[quote name='JSweeney']Does anything of any real importance EVER happen here? I do believe that's reserved for the deal threads. :lol:[/QUOTE]
meh, I was hoping for something more than asses.
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']meh, I was hoping for something more than asses.[/QUOTE]

You heard her, lads! Bring on the titties!
 
[quote name='Gothic_Walrus']But we'd need to change the thread, and where's the fun in that?[/QUOTE]

and I don't feel like looking for images anyways
 
[quote name='U2K Tha Greate$t']WTF, It is not good to marvel at the booty yall, might go blind in your right eye.[/QUOTE]

I will disembowel you with a trowel
 
[quote name='U2K Tha Greate$t']Something wrong champ?[/QUOTE]
Yes, everytime I try to post a pic from a direct link on the internet, it just shows the web address with
around it instead of actually linking to the picture.
 
[quote name='GuyWithGun']Yes, everytime I try to post a pic from a direct link on the internet, it just shows the web address with
around it instead of actually linking to the picture.[/QUOTE]

THat's because you're not supposed to be a dirty leeching bastard. You need to save it, host it on imageshack, then post the link from imageshack
 
Okay...somehow we were able to overpay our rent by $300 something when we paid exactly what they told us to pay. I even asked them before I left and somehow we've been overpaying. It's really confusing me how this could be happening, but I guess we'll get it figured out when the end of the month gets closer.
 
[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']THat's because you're not supposed to be a dirty leeching bastard. You need to save it, host it on imageshack, then post the link from imageshack[/QUOTE]
How's that being a dirty leeching bastard?
 
[quote name='GuyWithGun']How's that being a dirty leeching bastard?[/QUOTE]

Because if you use a link directly from whatever website you found the image on, it sucks bandwidth from them when you post it on here.
 
[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']Because if you use a link directly from whatever website you found the image on, it sucks bandwidth from them when you post it on here.[/QUOTE]
Well doesn't it suck bandwidth from ImageShack?

And don't give me that age-old argument about, "Well, that's what the site is made for," and all that BS. :)
 
[quote name='GuyWithGun']Well doesn't it suck bandwidth from ImageShack?

And don't give me that age-old argument about, "Well, that's what the site is made for," and all that BS. :)[/QUOTE]

Wait, so I'm supposed to explain it to you without using facts? ;)
 
[quote name='GuyWithGun']Well doesn't it suck bandwidth from ImageShack?

And don't give me that age-old argument about, "Well, that's what the site is made for," and all that BS. :)[/QUOTE]
It is made for that. That's the whole reason they're there and why they're popular. Otherwise some of them (the ones getting leeched) think they're funny and put pics of goatse and gay guys in tub making out to replace the leeched pics when people do that. If you don't want that to happen, use imageshack.
 
[quote name='FriskyTanuki']It is made for that. That's the whole reason they're there and why they're popular. Otherwise some of them (the ones getting leeched) think they're funny and put pics of goatse and gay guys in tub making out to replace the leeched pics when people do that. If you don't want that to happen, use imageshack.[/QUOTE]
I just called that you couldn't use that argument. Geez. What kind of arguer are you? :)
 
[quote name='GuyWithGun']I just called that you couldn't use that argument. Geez. What kind of arguer are you? :)[/QUOTE]
The kind that uses logic. ;)
 
[quote name='FriskyTanuki']The kind that uses logic. ;)[/QUOTE]
You mean the kind that breaks the rules after I call them. I called no facts. Gotta give me an edge somehow. :)

Ok, that was just me experimenting and trying to get that pic in while people were still talking about wanting to see tits. Sorry about all that hassle. And I apologize for leeching.
 
[quote name='Mouse']Why was I greeted with pornography upon entering theis OTT?[/QUOTE]
That sounds like a complaint. :whistle2:k
 
It is. If I wanted to look at hairy cow udders I'd go to an animal-porn site.

I mean damn, I was expecting human porn...
 
Ah, well in your previous quote it sounded like you didn't enjoy pornography as a whole, instead of just cow porn.
 
[quote name='FriskyTanuki']It is made for that. That's the whole reason they're there and why they're popular. Otherwise some of them (the ones getting leeched) think they're funny and put pics of goatse and gay guys in tub making out to replace the leeched pics when people do that. If you don't want that to happen, use imageshack.[/QUOTE]
:rofl: The good old days.
 
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