[quote name='Saucy Jack']Just got home from work, and I saw some weird things on my route:
1. As I'm driving down the street, I start to pass another car. There is a girl in the passenger side, and he quickly whips her head to the right to look at me. I'm like, "What the hell?" and I just ignore her. We're at a stoplight, and then out of the corner of my eye, I see her lean over to say something to the male driver... or at least that's what I thought. We start going again, and as I pass her, I see that she's blowing the driver! Also, I forgot to mention that she had the passenger window down at all times!
2. A couple of stoplights later, I then see a young, college-aged guy walking around the street with an acoustic guitar. He's jamming out, and seeming to have a good time. The light turns green, and I go. Then, out of the back I see that he is approaching a car that is at the stoplight where I was. For all I know, maybe he was a serial killer and I would have been his victim. All I could catch was him trying to open the passenger door of the car and the car starts to take off. Don't know what happened, or if he made it into the car.
3. One of the stops I made on the route was delivering medicine to a nursing home. As I stop to gather my things, I see the exact, spitting image of Ron Jeremy walking out of the nursing home. In fact, I would be sure that it was him... except that he had a mullet. But who knows? Maybe Ron grew his hair that way. But what was he doing in a South Texas nursing home after midnight on a Friday?
Beautiful sunsets... sexual acts... serial killers... and porn stars. All another day in the life of Saucy Jack.[/QUOTE] where the

do you live? that stuff isn't normal