I may not be able to stop corny posters in the OTT

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[quote name='darthbudge']Cornier than Kansas in August.[/quote]
Kansas isn't known for it's corn.

You should ask for a refund from your school.
 
[quote name='munch']She can only say, "Those are cool toys, Miguel" so many times, TFN.[/quote]:roll:

It was a legit question, child abuser.

[quote name='JolietJake']You ever get constipated from being so full of shit?:lol:;)[/quote]Didn't you see that one poop thread? I shit 2-3 times a day!

[quote name='JolietJake']Kansas isn't known for it's corn.

You should ask for a refund from your school.[/quote]"MOM, THE INTERNET IS LAFFING AT ME!!"
 
[quote name='JolietJake']Kansas isn't known for it's corn.

You should ask for a refund from your school.[/QUOTE]

Who produces more corn, you or Kansas?
 
[quote name='tiredfornow']Have you and your wife already run out of shit to talk about, LinkinPrime?[/quote]

Yeah...pretty much. After 8 years of being together you just run out of shit to talk about, it's mainly what happened at work, what's going on with your family...etc. Ever since my son was born, it's been better though...it's more like "OMG he did this today", "oh have you heard him say this"...etc.
 
[quote name='tiredfornow']I don't see anything wrong with cheating as long as you're not married because making love and fucking are two different things. I don't ever look at thekeybladewarrior and say "Lets fuck, baby" I say "Lets make love, honeybuns" and we pause every now and then to declare our love for each other while banging some other broad would just be a 2 minute bang and scram with no emotion or eye contact. Making love is a bond between two people and you can feel the electricity go off as your body secretions are mixing and becoming one. Love is so overrated.

You should get your play elsewhere, LinkinPrime.[/quote]

Sounds so much like that one quote from 40 year old virgin. :lol:
 
[quote name='LinkinPrime']Yeah...pretty much. After 8 years of being together you just run out of shit to talk about, it's mainly what happened at work, what's going on with your family...etc. Ever since my son was born, it's been better though...it's more like "OMG he did this today", "oh have you heard him say this"...etc.[/QUOTE]
Why would you want to live a life like that?

It's just an unhappy lie that the two of you are too afraid to reveal to each other, when you both know the truth.
 
[quote name='Liquid 2']Why would you want to live a life like that?

It's just an unhappy lie that the two of you are too afraid to reveal to each other, when you both know the truth.[/quote]

Yes! Thank you for opening up my eyes Liquidos *runs off to find divorce lawyer*
 
Oh you were being serious...my bad.

It's not as bad as I made it sound, we go out every weekend to the movies, out to dinner, we bring family and friends. Just because we know everything there is to know about each other doesn't mean it's bad, we still love each other and have fun together.
 
[quote name='darthbudge']Cornier than Kansas in August.[/quote]

[quote name='manthing']#-o

Kansas is known for wheat dummy![/quote]

[quote name='JolietJake']Kansas isn't known for it's corn.

You should ask for a refund from your school.[/quote]

In Budge's defense, he was just quoting a showtune from South Pacific called "A Wonderful Guy"

I'm as corny as Kansas in August,
I'm as normal as blueberry pie.
No more a smart little girl with no heart,
I have found me a wonderful guy!
Click to expand...

The greater question is...Why is Budge quoting showtunes? :whistle2:s
 
[quote name='Liquid 2']Why would you want to live a life like that?

It's just an unhappy lie that the two of you are too afraid to reveal to each other, when you both know the truth.[/quote]What the hell are you talking about? :lol:

Once you know everything about each other your conversations aren't as long or fun anymore. And just because your brain is stuffed full of crap you read on the internet/newspaper does not mean your significant other gives two shits about it. I mean, I'm sure LinkinPrime would love to talk about the new plastic alloy they're using on the Transformers 2 toys but his wife just turns the other way in bed and puts on ear muffs. Sometimes you just have to enjoy being in each other's company even if you don't have shit to say.

Just the other day I found out thekeybladewars had never played Pac-Man. What?
 
[quote name='tiredfornow']What the hell are you talking about? :lol:

Once you know everything about each other your conversations aren't as long or fun anymore. And just because your brain is stuffed full of crap you read on the internet/newspaper does not mean your significant other gives two shits about it. I mean, I'm sure LinkinPrime would love to talk about the new plastic alloy they're using on the Transformers 2 toys but his wife just turns the other way in bed and puts on ear muffs. Sometimes you just have to enjoy being in each other's company even if you don't have shit to say.

Just the other day I found out thekeybladewars had never played Pac-Man. What?[/quote]

Well said TFN :applause:
 
Damn you guys are on Linkin double time today. I think that after so long of seeing someone ever single day it is inevitable that you will run out of things to talk about. If you love your spouse though, it shouldn't matter. You can be boring and still love someone.
 
[quote name='tiredfornow']No shit, right?[/QUOTE]

No shit.

[quote name='manthing']:wave: @ woohoo!

Now we know how he spends his days since graduating![/QUOTE]


:wave:
 
[quote name='Eviltude']Damn you guys are on Linkin double time today. I think that after so long of seeing someone ever single day it is inevitable that you will run out of things to talk about. If you love your spouse though, it shouldn't matter. You can be boring and still love someone.[/quote]Yeah! Do you think I want to hear about a really large bowl movement? Or a popped pimple on her booty that ruined her favorite panties? No, I don't.
 
[quote name='tiredfornow']Yeah! Do you think I want to hear about a really large bowl movement? Or a popped pimple on her booty that ruined her favorite panties? No, I don't.[/quote]

The worst part is walking past the bathroom and there is the love of your life sitting on the throne with the door wide open.

You KNOW it happens...you just don't want to believe.
 
I have my girlfriend tell me she had to go to the bathroom and then watch her walk passed the hall bathroom to use my bathroom and then walk back there to see her shitting with the bedroom door and bathroom door open...
 
[quote name='Number83']The worst part is walking past the bathroom and there is the love of your life sitting on the throne with the door wide open.

You KNOW it happens...you just don't want to believe.[/quote]
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No. That does not happen in real life.
 
:whee:

Arctic Monekys are playing at ACL Fest! I HAVE to go see them, but ACL tickets are so damn expensive.

EDIT: The lineup for ACL Fest is pretty awesome this year.
 
[quote name='Number83']The worst part is walking past the bathroom and there is the love of your life sitting on the throne with the door wide open.

You KNOW it happens...you just don't want to believe.[/quote]

Yes...I don't understand why they can't close the door. For me, I need my privacy, if I need to pee or poo, the door is closed and locked.
 
I make fun of my girlfriend because she locks the door to pee when it's just her and I. Like she thinks I'm going to break the door down and laugh at her while she pee's, high school style, or something.
 
You guys are over thinking it. Locking the bathroom door is more out of habit than fear of the person in you're with busting in.
 
[quote name='DT778']You guys are over thinking it. Locking the bathroom door is more out of habit than fear of the person in you're with busting in.[/quote]

Pretty much , I don't think most people would want to come in on someone going to the bathroom.
 
Like from Eastbound & Down
Where Kenny walks in on his brother taking a shit and Kenny asks him what he's doing. His response, "What's it look like?! I'm brushing my damn teeth! *Spits in between legs*."

That shit cracked me up.
 
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