I need a laugh... dumbest gamefaqs quote-

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CAGiversary!
Alright fellow CAGs, we hunger for laughter. Now is the time to scour the www.gamefaqs.com forums and post the most unique/stupid/ignorant quote that we can find. :D

Off to look!

This one's pretty nice:

"From: Do__it (gs) | Posted: 5/30/2005 3:43:39 AM | Message Detail
I havn't gotten dis game yet an I was jstu wondering if I should get teh xbox or ps2 verion?
I haven a hard time chosing manly because of da controlles, do the extra R2 and L2 buttons
make for easier gamplay? or is it the same for xbox but they jstu use teh black and white buttons?"
 
From: uniballa (gs) | Posted: 6/12/2005 8:39:38 PM | Message Detail

If you could actually buy drugs from the dealers, and have them impair your vision,

and reaction time, but increase your health.

Tell me what you guys think
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From: Aragorn_11 | Posted: 6/12/2005 8:40:41 PM | Message Detail
Dude, just go away.

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From: uniballa (gs) | Posted: 6/12/2005 8:41:19 PM | Message Detail
add more realism to the game
 
[quote name='EnderBui']From: uniballa (gs) | Posted: 6/12/2005 8:39:38 PM | Message Detail

If you could actually buy drugs from the dealers, and have them impair your vision,

and reaction time, but increase your health.

Tell me what you guys think
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From: Aragorn_11 | Posted: 6/12/2005 8:40:41 PM | Message Detail
Dude, just go away.

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From: uniballa (gs) | Posted: 6/12/2005 8:41:19 PM | Message Detail
add more realism to the game[/QUOTE]

Heh. Sounds like NARC, and we all know how that rubbish turned out.
 
Here's another "unique" one:

"Use your toilet as a trashcan? I sure do.
From: boiofdabois | Posted: 6/9/2005 7:59:33 PM | Message Detail
Things I've flushed down the toilet this week:

Plastic spoon
A newspaper (broke it up)
Disposable razor
Toothpast tube
Fork
Credit card statement
Rice
potatoes

Some other stuff I'm sure. That is all.
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hullo 2 every1 u kan kall me boi or bois just don't call me late 4 dinner, LOL!
 
[quote name='crickett003']Here's another "unique" one:

"Use your toilet as a trashcan? I sure do.
From: boiofdabois | Posted: 6/9/2005 7:59:33 PM | Message Detail
Things I've flushed down the toilet this week:

Plastic spoon
A newspaper (broke it up)
Disposable razor
Toothpast tube
Fork
Credit card statement
Rice
potatoes

Some other stuff I'm sure. That is all.
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hullo 2 every1 u kan kall me boi or bois just don't call me late 4 dinner, LOL![/QUOTE]


Id love it if that dumb fuck had septic. When it blows his whole backyard will turn into a giant port-o-potty. If only Karma was that fair...
 
on a scale on 1-10, how hairy are your legs?
From: DeathX | Posted: 6/12/2005 11:30:34 AM | Message Detail
6.5
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This signature will not be changed until the Sacramento Kings win the NBA Championship.Signature Started: 3/3/04
From: BigAirDay_Bill | Posted: 6/12/2005 11:35:28 AM | Message Detail
6

I am glad that so far I have not become one of those guys, who, as they get older, lose all the hair on their legs. Mine are nearly the same now as they have been since puberty. I also am not showing any signs of impending baldness, thank god, even though there's a little gray showing up now. That just makes me look distinguished. ^_~
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From: GarbonzotheDude | Posted: 6/12/2005 12:16:50 PM | Message Detail
8.5/10

I guess that makes up for having hardly any hair on my chest and having no hair on my back.
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A dude by any other name is still a dude
IMO for life
From: icedune21 | Posted: 6/12/2005 12:47:20 PM | Message Detail
4

I'm 14, though.
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Read my sig!!!
From: Tasty_Lobster | Posted: 6/12/2005 12:49:42 PM | Message Detail
5

The hair isn't it's full thickness yet, but it contrasts so well against my leg tone, I gave it a point or two.

And the winner?

[quote name='From: Dangerous Bear'] | Posted: 6/12/2005 2:22:56 PM | Message Detail
10

its "bear" for a reason[/quote]
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i'm so dangerous
 
[quote name='supadupacheap']on a scale on 1-10, how hairy are your legs?
From: DeathX | Posted: 6/12/2005 11:30:34 AM | Message Detail
6.5
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This signature will not be changed until the Sacramento Kings win the NBA Championship.Signature Started: 3/3/04
From: BigAirDay_Bill | Posted: 6/12/2005 11:35:28 AM | Message Detail
6

I am glad that so far I have not become one of those guys, who, as they get older, lose all the hair on their legs. Mine are nearly the same now as they have been since puberty. I also am not showing any signs of impending baldness, thank god, even though there's a little gray showing up now. That just makes me look distinguished. ^_~
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No sensible man . . . ever imputed inconsistency to another for changing his mind. - Cicero
From: GarbonzotheDude | Posted: 6/12/2005 12:16:50 PM | Message Detail
8.5/10

I guess that makes up for having hardly any hair on my chest and having no hair on my back.
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A dude by any other name is still a dude
IMO for life
From: icedune21 | Posted: 6/12/2005 12:47:20 PM | Message Detail
4

I'm 14, though.
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Read my sig!!!
From: Tasty_Lobster | Posted: 6/12/2005 12:49:42 PM | Message Detail
5

The hair isn't it's full thickness yet, but it contrasts so well against my leg tone, I gave it a point or two.

And the winner?


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GRRRRR
i'm so dangerous[/QUOTE]



I saw that one! These posts make me feel like a fucking genius! Here's even more:

best game ever
From: blahman97 | Posted: 4/18/2005 3:13:04 AM | Message Detail

you people probably all think im crazy for saying this... but i
think
narc is the best game ever... well... not necisarrily the best...
but its my favorite game... i had the best time of my life playing
this game and i friggen love it.... its so awesome... mainly cause
its finally a game where ur cop and u can just run around arresting
people lol


hey has anyone
From: scimmyis | Posted: 5/20/2005 7:08:22 PM | Message Detail
i am on the mission at the near end of the game where i have to
make it to the door jumping as the white guy (the mission after
where you have to snipe those guards in the liquid soul factory)
evertime i fall before the dude even lands it says mission failed
and my ps2 makes a loud fuzzy sound


AMAZING! (caps)
From: WeXiCaN_KnuX_92 | Posted: 5/19/2005 7:08:30 PM | Message Detail
i got the magazine that had some pics of this game and ma boi 50 is
finally gettin a game. He keepin it GANGSTA, SON! I gotta cop dis
disc when it comes out, fuh sho. As the song says

THIS IS 50.

Absolutely fucking priceless :lol:
 
Well, not from gamefaqs...but something my friend spouted while drunk as I fought a goblin in FFXI.

"You can't win if you're losing"

That is all...
 
[quote name='D4rkewolfe']Well, not from gamefaqs...but something my friend spouted while drunk as I fought a goblin in FFXI.

"You can't win if you're losing"

That is all...[/QUOTE]

Nice, that almost beats my friend's sober "No one tells the truth, especially liars!".. to her credit, it was like.. three in the morning.
 
[quote name='crickett003']
From: WeXiCaN_KnuX_92 | Posted: 5/19/2005 7:08:30 PM | Message Detail
i got the magazine that had some pics of this game and ma boi 50 is
finally gettin a game. He keepin it GANGSTA, SON! I gotta cop dis
disc when it comes out, fuh sho. As the song says

THIS IS 50.[/b]

Absolutely fucking priceless :lol:[/QUOTE]

Why does anyone feel connected to 50 in any way? Hed beat you with a pool cue until your eyes fell out for $1. And Im damn sure he laughs every time another 100,000 of his albums sell.

Ive never understood the cult of celebrity. These people arent your friends, they dont like you, most probably they hate you. Its the same relationship as stripper and customer only more socially acceptable.
 
[quote name='D4rkewolfe']Well, not from gamefaqs...but something my friend spouted while drunk as I fought a goblin in FFXI.

"You can't win if you're losing"

That is all...[/QUOTE]

Something Sterling said on the Yankees radio broadcast last night:

Jeter, Arod, and Sheffield all have high on base percentages because they get on base alot.

I kid you not.

Sterling and Waldman fucking suck.
 
The sacred grounds of CAG have been ruined by the demonic filth of gamefaqs to save all souls we must burn CAG to the ground. Do not want to but must be done.
 
[quote name='Graystone']The sacred grounds of CAG have been ruined by the demonic filth of gamefaqs to save all souls we must burn CAG to the ground. Do not want to but must be done.[/QUOTE]

What?
 
[quote name='crickett003']


AMAZING! (caps)
From: WeXiCaN_KnuX_92 | Posted: 5/19/2005 7:08:30 PM | Message Detail
i got the magazine that had some pics of this game and ma boi 50 is
finally gettin a game. He keepin it GANGSTA, SON! I gotta cop dis
disc when it comes out, fuh sho. As the song says

THIS IS 50.

[/QUOTE]

Un. fucking. Believable. Is most of Gamefags infected with losers like these? I never go there, IGN has all I need.
 
Screw Nintendogs, lets get sony to make a "Sonycats"

From: W Raider | Posted: 6/8/2005 8:27:04 PM | Message Detail


Since I'm a Sony person and a Cat person I'd buy that sight unseen!
 
I've had this oned sigged for a while:

"im a working man madden! true i work at mcdonalds but im probably the only compenent one there so i think i deserve it." -Banquo

EDIT: I wonder how many people that frequent CAG have already been quoted.....
 
Back to baseball quotes, one of my all-time favorites was when I was at a bar watching a Cubs game and Harry Carey said "...and Sosa backwards is Asos." My friends and I all set our drinks down and just stared at each other in amazement.
 
this one I found most fascinating and which makes GameFAQS unique:

posted by some fanboy:
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Why Nintendo is the best:

1) If you are playing FPS games on any console (Halo 2, etc) Then you are an idiot. The home of the FPSers is the PC. If you don't have a good computer you are not a real gamer.

2) Nintendo offers game experiences that cannot be found on the PC.
Games like-- Super Smash Bros Melee, Mario Kart, Mario Party 6, Wario Ware Mega Party Games, and many more can be enjoyed by people of all ages. I play these games with my 9 year old cuz, my 15 year old bro, my 17 year old friends and even my 50 year old father. Nintendo's games can be enjoyed by anyone!

3) Even when I dont have a friend with me I can play games like Pikmin, Metroid Prime, Paper Mario (a funny spoof of the RPG genre which I think is horrid on the consoles.)

4) To those of you who say Nintendo is "kiddie" It is YOU who is immature. If your definition of "mature" is blood and gore and senseless violence then YOU are the one that needs to grow up!
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and this one I found most entertaining:

posted by lihlih:
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The last skateboaring game I had was Tony Hawke 2. I was thinking of getting Go Go! Hypergrind but I couldn't find it anywhere, so I'm gonna try to go for this one. Should I go for the PS2 version or the GCN version?
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Please keep in mind that GameFaqs is full of kids. I think we look stupid for making fun of them. We are posting on a message forum and I have seen some pretty dumb posts here(some are my own).
 
I can't find it but last week in the PSP boards some kid declared Final Fantasy 1-6 a failure because it was on Nintendo.
 
[quote name='Rich']Something Sterling said on the Yankees radio broadcast last night:

Jeter, Arod, and Sheffield all have high on base percentages because they get on base alot.

I kid you not.

Sterling and Waldman fucking suck.[/QUOTE]

Is this guy the John Madden of baseball?

"Now what they gotta do get the ball only a couple more yards to get the first down."

What really amazes me is that the trademark Stupid Madden Quotes are actually in the Madden games.
 
More gems from gamefaqs:

"I started my job this week at Cuck E. Cheese!!!
From: Shadix | Posted: 6/7/2005 10:20:56 PM | Message Detail
So I wanted a job right.... Im finally 16 and I wanted som extra money. So I go to chuck E cheese and turn in my application. They call me back and thers like 30 people being interviews. After 3 interviews, they choose me and 3 other people out of about 30.

Well, I have been in training Mon, and Tuesday, and Thursday i also train. Then, friday I start to REALLY work. The pay is not ALL that, but I get tips from parties, and its REALLY fun working there. Mostly everyone there is younger than 20 so its really fun. Oh,a nd Ima be a showroom attendant, so I have to dance, sing, and do all kinds of cool things.

Im so happy!
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My name is Christofer and I like, doign flips, kicking 455, toching stuf, jaming on my guitar, killing crows(whith a beebee gun), and actin' a foo.



I'm planning on mailing a movie script to Martin Scorcese
From: Teh Poop | Posted: 6/7/2005 1:25:25 PM | Message Detail

I think my movie idea's pretty cool. Since I don't want it copied,
I'll just mention that it's a tragedy and involves college-aged kids.
No, the tragedy isn't a car accident or something cliched like that.

My only qualm is about presentation. Anyone have any experience in
script writing? I need to know format and the depth of detail.

NetP, you're in the movie biz, right? Any tips?

---.../`\....... Legend of the Fall - #2 Creator
...../` `\...... Mt. Poop - ice cold at the top
... /____\.... j00r's tr00ly, Teh Poop"


PRICELESS :)
 
[quote name='gamefreak117']this one I found most fascinating and which makes GameFAQS unique:



and this one I found most entertaining:[/QUOTE]


I saw the Nintendo fanboy one not too long ago. Its people like him that give Nintendo a bad name.
 
[quote name='crickett003']More gems from gamefaqs:

"I started my job this week at Cuck E. Cheese!!!
From: Shadix | Posted: 6/7/2005 10:20:56 PM | Message Detail
So I wanted a job right.... Im finally 16 and I wanted som extra money. So I go to chuck E cheese and turn in my application. They call me back and thers like 30 people being interviews. After 3 interviews, they choose me and 3 other people out of about 30.

Well, I have been in training Mon, and Tuesday, and Thursday i also train. Then, friday I start to REALLY work. The pay is not ALL that, but I get tips from parties, and its REALLY fun working there. Mostly everyone there is younger than 20 so its really fun. Oh,a nd Ima be a showroom attendant, so I have to dance, sing, and do all kinds of cool things.

Im so happy!
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My name is Christofer and I like, doign flips, kicking 455, toching stuf, jaming on my guitar, killing crows(whith a beebee gun), and actin' a foo.



I'm planning on mailing a movie script to Martin Scorcese
From: Teh Poop | Posted: 6/7/2005 1:25:25 PM | Message Detail

I think my movie idea's pretty cool. Since I don't want it copied,
I'll just mention that it's a tragedy and involves college-aged kids.
No, the tragedy isn't a car accident or something cliched like that.

My only qualm is about presentation. Anyone have any experience in
script writing? I need to know format and the depth of detail.

NetP, you're in the movie biz, right? Any tips?

---.../`\....... Legend of the Fall - #2 Creator
...../` `\...... Mt. Poop - ice cold at the top
... /____\.... j00r's tr00ly, Teh Poop"


PRICELESS :)[/QUOTE]


I see you've been to the Gamecube Social Board as well. :)
 
[quote name='Midnite']Screw Nintendogs, lets get sony to make a "Sonycats"

From: W Raider | Posted: 6/8/2005 8:27:04 PM | Message Detail


Since I'm a Sony person and a Cat person I'd buy that sight unseen![/QUOTE]

thats kinda funny actually
 
This one is actually funny IMO....

From the Star Trek board....

Kira has some junk in the trunk.

From: Duke Paul | Posted: 6/8/2005 6:25:49 PM | Message Detail
It's true. I love thin women who have junk in the trunk.
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From: lordjesq | Posted: 6/8/2005 6:30:35 PM | Message Detail
Oh hell...we had this exact same topic just a few months ago. It is beyond merely sexist! It is some sort of...sooper sexist statement. But enough! I am going to wash my hands of the entire thing right now. To paraphrase the great Picard, sometimes you simply have to bow to the absurd. So what the hell, by all means! Enjoy yourselves, enjoy Kira's big fat ass, objectify her all you like, fantasize, romanticize, fappappisize! Enjoy her for her body. Go on, then. Here...have a stick you can use to poke her.

~ Josh
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From: SpiralDrift | Posted: 6/9/2005 12:42:08 AM | Message Detail
I wholeheartedly agree that Kira does in fact have an ass. An ass which we can all agree on.

And, Josh, what exactly did your mother do to you?

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From: Stardrifter001 | Posted: 6/9/2005 4:27:29 AM | Message Detail
It's totally sexist. Duke Paul forbids his male subjects from having "junk in the trunk". Sexist dictator! Men should be able to have junk too!
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I just had to post this wonderfully intelligent comment from a gamefaqs idiot.

[quote name='"Maximus DM"']People that say that graphics do not even involve gameplay are fools. Gameplay and graphics go hand and hand. I am not saying that Tetris and Mario Bros. were bad games because that is the technology of the time. Great games, graphics were great and it still is a great game today. These games were poineers that live with people forever. Releasing the game in today's world would more than likely fail miserably. What would you do if an 8-bit game was released for your Ps2? It wouldn't be up to par with other games of the era. And the graphics are pretty important in thhis game because of the sexual appeal that comes with it.[/quote]
 
Graphics don't mean shit IMO. To the masses I mean light gamers people who buy a ps2 for GTA probably care. I mean look at GTA that game has graphics that are not the greatest but it has done fine for its self. What I am saying to many "hardcore" gamers there is more then graphics and sexual appeal. I hate the people who buy a console and only buy EA games and GTA and then try to give there opinion on other console or games.
 
WE HAVE A WINNAR.

from the killer 7 PS2 board:

Topic: WTF is this game?
From: devilhunterred | Posted: 6/20/2005 1:10:27 AM | Message Detail

it's really lame, i don't understand what's with the hype, first of all you can't even describe what this game is, it's too shallow for an action, all you can do is run in a 2D plane, no sidestep, no nothing, only forwards or backwards

so it's an FPS? the combat is simple and boring, shooting those weird monsteres that kamikazes when it gets close, but all the while you can just mash up the O button and reload, you have unlimited bullets anyways

and all the rest of the stuff has no logics and make no sense, wtf is this game?
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Ya know what might be entertaining?
Post a quote from GameFaqs and try to have the CAGs guess what game they are talking about.
 
I saw this one a few days ago and thought it was really retarded, the Killer 7 board post reminded me of it. Riviera is an upcoming RPG for the GBA, btw:

Is the gameplay somewhat like Killer7?
From: GuiltyChippX | Posted: 6/8/2005 3:44:04 PM | Message Detail
But instead of FPS action its all about rpg battles? I dont get it.

maybe i'll buy it for the hell of it
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From: xfalcon36 | Posted: 6/10/2005 7:59:21 PM | Message Detail
I dont think so
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From: space dinoX | Posted: 6/14/2005 7:45:56 PM | Message Detail
Actually it is like Killer7 you go from screen to screen selecting which direction you want to go next, you don't actually get to control your characters and walk them around and yeah instead of FPS sections there are turn based battles. It was probably a bad idea to use Killer7 as a example though it seems to confuse people.
 
[quote name='Rich']*Watches the joke fly over Scorch's head*[/QUOTE]

I understood the "joke", it was just such a desperate attempt to be funny.. and it came out as just.. stupid.

Regarding Cheapy's "Guess the game by the quote":

All Nighter is going down the day it comes out. I'll host the server, if anyone is down to play with me and get the hang of the game for about say all night, leave me the gt. And we'll try to keep this up until the game comes out.
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