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[mykevermin]

Some tv production company sent along a very poorly written email soliciting input for a "documentary-style" (not sure what that implies) show called "Murder" for SpikeTV.

The email seemed quite clear in suggesting that any input will only be compensated with an on-air credit. I'm not a ing monkey, I don't do work for free, and I'm not impressed with the idea of being credited on air. I want a ing paycheck, not bragging rights to say my name flew by in the credits to a show followed by "TNA Wrestling," or "The World's Biggest Titties," or whatever else Spike shows these days.

It's from the production company behind modern classics like "Road Rules," "The Real World," and "The Simple Life." Pardon my valley girl for a moment, but.


GUH! Gag me with a ing spoon!

*whew* all is better now. Now off to play Smooth Moves and see what that's all about.

 

[Rocko]

Diggers. o

 

[Hex]

[quote name='Strell']Then I can recruit you, what with your guns. And incessant neighing.

And we will give them thar diggers whatfor![/quote]

Sounds like a plan. I've got a .223 with Digg's name on it.

Speaking of ARs, they're cheaper than I thought... $900 with a scope/mount ftw.

 

[Strell]

[quote name='sixersballernum3']Diggers. o[/QUOTE]

I keep reading this in a Cartman voice as if he were saying "Hippies!"

 

[lordwow]

I don't remember the last time I blew this much money in one day at work.

Bought:

- Bond 4-Pack (Amazon DOTD)
- Casino Royale
- Xbox 360 Premium
- Extra Controller
- Live Vision Pack
- 1600 Points Card

Didn't get any games, but I have a major shoot coming up in the next week so I have no free time and I don't want to be tempted when I have editing to get done.

 

[Graystone]

73 today, and it feels ing awesome.

I've been selling stuff on Amazon, and someone left me feedback of 3 out of 5 "fair transaction." They got their dvd within 3 days, and its brand spanking new. I took it out of the plastic wrap. Made a copy then shipped it to them. Thats more then fair, well sorta. So until other people leave me feedback I'm at 50%, which doesn't help my sales.

 

[shrike4242]

[quote name='sixersballernum3']Stop the presses. The CAGcast is losing diggs.

Oh holy lord.[/quote]
About damn time we dumped their pompous self-righteous asses.

 

[Dick Tracy]

Digg is the scourge of the Internet.

 

[Rocko]

[quote name='CitizenB']73 today, and it feels ing awesome.

I've been selling stuff on Amazon, and someone left me feedback of 3 out of 5 "fair transaction." They got their dvd within 3 days, and its brand spanking new. I took it out of the plastic wrap. Made a copy then shipped it to them. Thats more then fair, well sorta. So until other people leave me feedback I'm at 50%, which doesn't help my sales.[/quote]

Send him an email and ask why.

 

[Dick Tracy]

I didn't take many creative liberties when I redrew Slowbro, but I will when I redesign Machamp. (Suggested by ryles.)

I'm gonna try to draw it at work tonight...

 

[Chika]

i wish it wasn't so muddy out or i'd take the dog for a nice long walk/jog

as it is, he already decided to ing lay down in the mud puddle under the pool deck. er.

 

[shrike4242]

[quote name='XchikaXchikaX']i wish it wasn't so muddy out or i'd take the dog for a nice long walk/jog

as it is, he already decided to ing lay down in the mud puddle under the pool deck. er.[/quote]And then the carpet?

 

[Chika]

[quote name='shrike4242']And then the carpet?[/quote]

thankfully, we have a breezeway between the backyard and the house, and we keep the dog's towels out there so i was able to get most of it off before he got into the house and started rolling on the carpet.

 

[Liquid 2]

Whoa :shock:. The market is taking a ing beating.
The DOW is down ~250 points.

 

[Rocko]

Again?

 

[Chika]

[quote name='LiquidNight']Whoa :shock:. The market is taking a ing beating.
The DOW is down ~250 points.[/quote]

i believe newton's laws of gravity apply. what goes up, must come down.

 

[zewone]

Do any of the mods read reported posts anymore? This guys sig need's its own server:

http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/member.php?u=44263

 

[Liquid 2]

[quote name='XchikaXchikaX']i believe newton's laws of gravity apply. what goes up, must come down.[/QUOTE]Houses do fall pretty hard...

 

[shrike4242]

[quote name='zewone']Do any of the mods read reported posts anymore? This guys sig need's its own server:

http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/member.php?u=44263[/quote]
Yes, we do. I didn't see said email previously, which is why I didn't take care of it. Then again, my spam filter's been a little wonky of recent, so it may have eaten it.

In any case, problem fixed, and PM sent to the offending user.

 

[Chika]

i swear our dog is part cat. against my better judgement, i gave him the chik-fil-a toy. first thing he did was carry it to his crate like a cat would carry a dead bird to the doorstep. he picked it back up a bit later and he's been carrying it around like i imagine wubb's cat does.

 

[corrosivefrost]

[quote name='shrike4242']Yes, we do. I didn't see said email previously, which is why I didn't take care of it. Then again, my spam filter's been a little wonky of recent, so it may have eaten it.

In any case, problem fixed, and PM sent to the offending user.[/quote]
I want to blend some sort of emphatic action with your username to describe the swift justice you've doled out. However, other than the somewhat overused "Pre-emptive Shrike", I'm drawing a ing blank. "Shrikedown" just doesn't cut it and "Shrikeout" sounds like Shrike failed instead of handing out a smackdown.

 

[shipwreck]

One of my CAG Foreplay previews was written with you in mind this week, Shrike. It's pretty subtle though.

 

[Eviltude]

[quote name='s1eepinglionhart']I want to blend some sort of emphatic action with your username to describe the swift justice you've doled out. However, other than the somewhat overused "Pre-emptive Shrike", I'm drawing a ing blank. Shrikedown just doesn't cut it and "Shrikeout" sounds like Shrike failed instead of handing out a smackdown.[/QUOTE]
Throw the Shrike at em?

"Send you to a Federal, Shrike-me-in-the-ass, prison."?

Niether of those work. It was more of an "Ex-post-facto-Shrike" anyways since zew had to point it out.

 

[Strell]

I will ponder a proper verbal coating for Shrike Justice.

Hopefully it will be epic.

 

[shrike4242]

[quote name='s1eepinglionhart']I want to blend some sort of emphatic action with your username to describe the swift justice you've doled out. However, other than the somewhat overused "Pre-emptive Shrike", I'm drawing a ing blank. "Shrikedown" just doesn't cut it and "Shrikeout" sounds like Shrike failed instead of handing out a smackdown.[/quote] I'm sure you and the other OTTers will figure something out.

[quote name='shipwreck']One of my CAG Foreplay previews was written with you in mind this week, Shrike. It's pretty subtle though.[/quote]
Oh, ha ha ha.

BTW, CoD3 Gold is $39.99 @ CC this coming week, and $49.99 @ BB this coming week (18th-24th).

[quote name='Eviltude']Throw the Shrike at em?

"Send you to a Federal, Shrike-me-in-the-ass, prison."?

Niether of those work. It was more of an "Ex-post-facto-Shrike" anyways since zew had to point it out.[/quote] And it begins.

[quote name='Strell']I will ponder a proper verbal coating for Shrike Justice.

Hopefully it will be epic.[/quote]
Oh, .

 

[Chika]

[quote name='Strell']I will ponder a proper verbal coating for Shrike Justice.

Hopefully it will be epic.[/quote]

epic, like the gaint enemy crabs who got flipped on their backsides and had their weakspots hit for massive damage?

 

[shipwreck]

Hmm... I wonder if the front page software knows what to do with . Only one way to find out.

 

[Predator21281]

Shrike Action
Shrike Up
Those are both terrible. I'm just going to leave Strell at his work.

 

[Hex]

Oh, Shrike me!

Just burned all of the Starfox 64 tracks to disc. Time to fly down the freeway screaming DO A BARREL ROLL

 

[Rocko]

[quote name='XchikaXchikaX']epic, like the gaint enemy crabs who got flipped on their backsides and had their weakspots hit for massive damage?[/quote]

He said epic, not annoying and beaten to a pulp.

 

[W.arner1281]

Screw it, I'm going home. I haven't done shit all day at work today. Like everyone else, I enjoy a slow day at work, but ... give me a reason to at least BE here. God damn, I'll make you some ing coffee or something.

 

[Liquid 2]

[quote name='Hex']Just burned all of the Starfox 64 tracks to disc. Time to fly down the freeway screaming DO A BARREL ROLL[/QUOTE]:lol:

Spoiler

Mind ULing it? Pretty pleeeeaaase?

I'm a fan of making Shrike a verb, kinda like Google.

 

[Chika]

[quote name='LiquidNight']:lol:

Spoiler

Mind ULing it? Pretty pleeeeaaase?

I'm a fan of making Shrike a verb, kinda like Google.[/quote]

go add it to wikipedia or urban dictionary.

 

[prmononoke]

Does anyone know if all USB dance pads will work with DDR Universe? I really don't feel like buying a bundle, and I assume the pad that comes with it is a piece of shit.

 

[Chika]

for Moxio...

"Digest this — while the trans-fatty acids (hydrogenated oils and fats) in French fries (per 100 gm) is 4.2%-6.1%, it is 9.5% in bhatura, 7.8% in paratha and 7.6% each in puri and tikkis. "
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/Indian_food_worse_than_Western_junk/articleshow/1755418.cms

 

[Liquid 2]

[quote name='XchikaXchikaX']go add it to wikipedia or urban dictionary.[/QUOTE]Haha, alright. Here's what I've got so far. Any suggestions before I submit this to Urban Dictionary?

Word: Shrike

Definition:

1. To report spam, offensive posts, or just general idiocy to a moderator/administrator.
Function: verb.

2. Forum justice, often silent, swift, and deadly.
Function: noun.

Examples:

"Shrike this spam."

"Whoa, that got Shriked fast."

 

[Chika]

[quote name='LiquidNight']Haha, alright. Here's what I've got so far. Quote:
Word: Shrike

Definition:

1. To report clean up(?) spam, offensive posts, TOS violations, or just general idiocy by a forum moderator/administrator.
Function: verb.

2. Forum justice, often silent, swift, and deadly.
Function: noun.

Examples:

"Shrike this spam."

"Whoa, that got Shriked fast."Any suggestions before I submit this to Urban Dictionary?[/quote]
i don't think "report" is the right word, but i can't quite put my finger on what is.

 

[Eviltude]

[quote name='LiquidNight']Haha, alright. Here's what I've got so far. Any suggestions before I submit this to Urban Dictionary?[/QUOTE]
i don't think that last one is a noun homey.

I wouldn't mind having the Starfox Soundtrack either. Then all I would need to do is edit in some of the other pilots voices in at random moments and it would be just like the game except with more explosion .

[quote name='XchikaXchikaX']i don't think "report" is the right word, but i can't quite put my finger on what is.[/QUOTE]
Devour? Consume? Fry? Make a sammich?

 

[corrosivefrost]

[quote name='Hex']Oh, Shrike me!

Just burned all of the Starfox 64 tracks to disc. Time to fly down the freeway screaming DO A BARREL ROLL[/quote]

Oh god. I'm thinking we're going to be hearing about Hex on CNN tonight.

[quote name='CNN.com']Colorado teen recklessly careens down thruway listening to videogame music. After hitting a ramp, the SUV flipped over several times before catching fire and exploding. Eyewitnesses stated hearing the driver screaming "DO A BARREL ROLL" as he headed toward certain death. Jack Thompson released a statment immediately blaming the GTA series and their use of 'Unique Jumps' and 'Insane Stunt Bonuses' for today's tragedy.[/QUOTE]

 

[Chika]

[quote name='Eviltude']Devour? Consume? Fry? Make a sammich?[/quote]

"edit and/or eliminate" i think is more on the right track.

 

[Ugamer_X]

[quote name='LiquidNight']Haha, alright. Here's what I've got so far. Any suggestions before I submit this to Urban Dictionary?[/QUOTE]
Don't do it.

 

[Strell]

Can we call it "shrikalypse" ?

Damn. That is one ugly lookin' word. Shrikeageddon is kind of the complimentary word.

Hmm.

Shriketastrophe! (Duketastrophe!)

Shrikehilation? Shrikapitation? You got shrikehilated. Haha that sounds dirty.

I'm still thinking, throwing out ideas as they appear. I just got off a 2 hour and 14 minute call where I got to remap 5 freakin' workstations, and that was no fun. No fun at all! Did feel good to pwn that shit back into place.

ing machines. This is my house.

 

[Eviltude]

[quote name='XchikaXchikaX']"edit and/or eliminate" i think is more on the right track.[/QUOTE]
You must be in the minority of people who haven't had a spam sammich.

You can't edit a spam sammich anyways.

 

[Liquid 2]

[quote name='Eviltude']i don't think that last one is a noun homey.[/quote]#
D'oh, made it into a verb too.

[quote name='XchikaXchikaX']"edit and/or eliminate" i think is more on the right track.[/QUOTE]I added that in place of report.

Anything else?

 

[Chika]

[quote name='Eviltude']You must be in the minority of people who haven't had a spam sammich.

You can't edit a spam sammich anyways. [/quote]
yea but you can eliminate it. that's why "and/or" is key. cuz he does edit offensive posts, sometimes eliminating them all together (see posts 2 OTTs ago relating to jPoD )

 

[Strell]

Silence.

Shrikelence.

Shrikelanced.

Oooo. I kinda like that.

Shrikezooka'd.

YES.

 

[jmcc]

Ah. Got the windows open for the first time this year. It's pretty nice, though the birds are gon' get it if they keep up all this noise.

 

[shrike4242]

[quote name='Ugamer_X']Don't do it.[/quote]
Listen to this guy. He speaks the truth.

 

[Chika]

[quote name='shrike4242']Listen to this guy. He speaks the truth.[/quote]

shrike's only saying that because he doesnt have mod prowess at urban dictionary.

 

[Liquid 2]

[quote name='shrike4242']Listen to this guy. He speaks the truth.[/QUOTE]I guess I won't if you don't want me to.

However, you're far too late to stop this from becoming part of CAG's vocab .