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[quote name='Dr Mario Kart']Joker - 1. Bad thread - 0

It was either that or this:

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That's just all sorts of win.
 
[quote name='senorwoohoo']Same.

I've always been the tall/lanky guy with my friends and other people I know; I'm 6'3". Reality struck at URI while playing basketball that I wasn't as tall as I thought I was. I was getting blocked left and right, which rarely happened before. Such a kick in the nuts, but it was meant to be.[/QUOTE]

I know that feeling, to an extent. I'm 6'6", so I was still able to get my shot off, I just had to actually jump to do so. The more difficult thing was adjusting my playing style when I started losing weight. When I was 275 like I was at the start of law school, I could pretty much just hold the paint and push everyone around (actually, that was pretty much all I could do, was too out of shape for anything else). Now, I'm around 165, and I get pushed all over the place, but I'm much faster and can play the wing.
 
Just got back from the dentist. I'm always afraid they're going to drop the metal hook thing and it's going to spike my eyeball. Too many Lucio Fulci movies, I guess.
 
[quote name='Graystone']And I'm the fatass here?


well I am but my point is for lunch I had a turkey sandwich and a banana. One day sub that metabolism is going to slow down on you so be careful.[/quote]

more likely the heart will kick out :cry:

you folks in the midwest were born to have a heart attack. :lol:
 
[quote name='Sleepkyng']

you folks in the midwest were born to have a heart attack. :lol:[/QUOTE]

its very true. We choose to eat what we eat. But it comes down to the fact that most people work 12 hours in a factory they get off of work. They're starving, so you go eat the biggest cheapest meal you can find. I.e high in fat. Then you get stuck in that mentality. Of large cheap portions it took me some time but I see the error of that way.

I dare say I know more fat people then skinny people. Actually I say thats a fact. Like Scobie said last night in the OTT he lived in Ohio he said there's nothing else to do but eat for most of the year.
 
I really don't understand my parents sometimes. They have a neighbor who has a real pattern of tresspassing on their property and usually altering it in some way (like cutting down trees or cutting grass for a horse trail or dumping garbage, etc.) yet they for some reason feel the need to deal politely with these people.
 
[quote name='Dr Mario Kart']Everytime I see that smug kid with the mic, I just know my day is about to get worse
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Yeah. I put him on my ignore list the very day he started trolling the 360 board, and yet, I'm still dumb enough to read his posts when someone mentions a specific thread that he douches up.
 
I've asked for him to take a trip to Los Bangales, but then I think "that would keep me from making fun of him so badly like I like to do."
 
I like to think he's just eyeball-poppin' mad all the time when he posts, typing with a pencil in his mouth because he's in a straight jacket.
 
My $1 Harry and the Hendersons got cancelled. D:

And my Threadless tee still hasn't shipped. They are very bad at getting shit out the door, it seems.
 
That thread had already exploded, then it exploded again.

I kinda like arguing with that Colbert nerd.

OOOhhhh, read Notes From Underground in the orginal Russian did you?
Well I've read Portrait of Dorian Gray in the original English, sucka!

Hehe, nah. He is a nerd though.
 
Well I mailed my busted headset to logitech...for 7 fucking dollars :bomb:.

When I got home, we had a coffee table laid out for the trash(as we bought a new one). I took it to the side of the house, walked upstairs and grabbed a bowling ball that we had(who knew we had a fucking bowling ball?) and smashed the table with the bowling ball. Was pretty entertaining. :lol:
 
He's Russian, dallow. I'm sure you've at some point in your life gloated about reading something in the original Spanish.

Shit. I bet you try to hit on those women you stalk with that.

"Yeah, see I say Cervantes not like Sir-van-tees, but Sehr-vahn-tes. That's how it was meant to be said, you know."
 
[quote name='Strell']He's Russian, dallow. I'm sure you've at some point in your life gloated about reading something in the original Spanish.

Shit. I bet you try to hit on those women you stalk with that.

"Yeah, see I say Cervantes not like Sir-van-tees, but Sehr-vahn-tes. That's how it was meant to be said, you know."[/quote]

Yeah, I know he's Russian.
I wouldn't expect people to learn Russian, just to read Russian literature.

What era do you think we live in? We're idiots!

I may speak Spanish, but there are so many archaic words in some of the famous Spanish works.... it's much to difficult.

Haha, people better say his name correctly!

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Bring me up to speed.

Can I bring shampoo and shit on carry-ons in a plane? I'll be flying out of state this saturday.

And I'm too lazy to google the FAA regulations. HALP PLOX!
 
Yes NONE (i.e. no clogne or bottle shampoo bottle can be) bigger than 3oz and all (your bottles and liquid shit) must fit in a one LITER zip lock bag. You also have to run it through the xray and usually have it inspected by some fag bag who makes sure it fits the size constrictions.
 
[quote name='Strell']I've asked for him to take a trip to Los Bangales, but then I think "that would keep me from making fun of him so badly like I like to do."[/QUOTE]
I like how he entered the thread specifically to go after you. I also like how you came out on top, though I'm not surprised you did. :)
 
[quote name='Gothic_Walrus']I like how he entered the thread specifically to go after you. I also like how you came out on top, though I'm not surprised you did. :)[/QUOTE]

I really ought to quote all the passages in order, since I fear a Shrikedown, and I was fairly happy with the snarky barbs launched from the Howitzer-that-is-my-mind-and-by-extension-keyboard.
 
[quote name='Z-Saber']Link to the relevant MarioColbert posts or it didn't happen.



Yeah, I'm just being lazy again. But do it.[/QUOTE]
It's in the giant "I'm tired of this shit" thread in the Wii forum. Basically, he spent far too long trying to defend a minor point of his argument after most of the thread had begun to die down.

That said, his first post in the thread (at least, I think it was his first) kicked ass.
 
Well Shrike didn't delete the posts, which is good. That gives me time later to go back and cull choice quotes.

I am off for a while.
 
I'm in the process of installing Ubuntu, simply because it looked so damn sexy on Subby's desktop.

I'll return to Windows though, simply because it has all my applications.
 
[quote name='Roufuss']:rofl:

Eventually he would have gotten to it anyways ;)[/QUOTE]
Unless he fell asleep first :oldman:.
(It was just too easy)

I swear, I learn more and more trivial knowledge each day by watching Cash Cab and Jeopardy.
 
Since everyone is getting his own podcast, I think Shrike needs to step up and make one, so we can learn what it's like being so old and being a tough as nails moderator.
 
[quote name='Roufuss']Since everyone is getting his own podcast, I think Shrike needs to step up and make one, so we can learn what it's like being so old and being a tough as nails moderator.[/quote]fuck that.

I don't have anything that world-shattering worth saying on a podcast.
 
[quote name='Roufuss']Since everyone is getting his own podcast, I think Shrike needs to step up and make one, so we can learn what it's like being so old and being a tough as nails moderator.[/QUOTE]

You know, I always wondered...what happened to your 360?

And do you still run while watching the shield?

And do you date that girl who you showed me the Myspace of?

And why did I never get back to you on that college shit?

Get me up to speed 'ol chum!
 
[quote name='Roufuss']Since everyone is getting his own podcast, I think Shrike needs to step up and make one, so we can learn what it's like being so old and being a tough as nails moderator.[/QUOTE]
That'd be almost as exciting as watching paint dry.

"Yeah....so....I just got home. Most of the time when I get home from work, first thing I do is get a glass of water, so here goes! *Steps faiding...Ice drops in glass...water faucet turns on and off....Steps growing louder* ALRIGHT! Next, I usually just sit here and have flashbacks while I drink my water."

[quote name='shrike4242']fuck that.

I don't have anything that world-shattering worth saying on a podcast.[/QUOTE]
:rofl:
 
[quote name='seanr1221']You know, I always wondered...what happened to your 360?

And do you still run while watching the shield?

And do you date that girl who you showed me the Myspace of?

And why did I never get back to you on that college shit?

Get me up to speed 'ol chum![/QUOTE]

Man, you are so far behind.

My 360 broke, that shit is long gone. I have a bitchin computer instead :D

I still run every once in awhile, but I stopped watching The Shield. I should get back into it, I was halfway through Season 2. I started watching other stuff instead, so I knew which DVD's were worth keeping and which I should sell.

Nah, I don't even remember who you mean :rofl: I'm dating some other girl now, for the last three or four months, I can't remember.

The college threw me a bunch of money so that's ace. Probably still gonna get a job doing something.

Eviltude, that podcast would be the best.
 
[quote name='Roufuss']Man, you are so far behind.

My 360 broke, that shit is long gone. I have a bitchin computer instead :D

I still run every once in awhile, but I stopped watching The Shield. I should get back into it, I was halfway through Season 2. I started watching other stuff instead, so I knew which DVD's were worth keeping and which I should sell.

Nah, I don't even remember who you mean :rofl: I'm dating some other girl now, for the last three or four months, I can't remember.

The college threw me a bunch of money so that's ace. Probably still gonna get a job doing something.

Eviltude, that podcast would be the best.[/QUOTE]

Ahhh, you were all over the arcade too. RIP Sean & Roufies Smash TV days :whistle2:(

That's cool you have a new GF now. I'm still single...and picky as ever. Ah well.

Good news about the college, what are you going for?
 
[quote name='Roufuss']Eviltude, that podcast would be the best.[/QUOTE]
Just wait till next week.
There is no ice when he gets home :shock:!
:lol:

What college you going to Roufuss?

I've been looking at colleges close to home and REALLY far away.
 
[quote name='Eviltude']Just wait till next week.
There is no ice when he gets home :shock:!
:lol:

What college you going to Roufuss?

I've been looking at colleges close to home and REALLY far away.[/QUOTE]

:rofl:

I want to hear what goes through his mind when he moderates too. Does he get angered? Does he enjoy it? Is it a sexual turn on wielding so much power on CAG?? Does he tell his significant other "Baby, you won't believe the modding I did today" and she is like "ooo... come over here and tell me". Or is it just boring and does he resent every idiot who posts something stupid?

Maybe he should just make some Youtube videos of him talking. That is all the rage too.

I am going to Stony Brook up in New York, I'm moving up there at the end of June to start getting settled before orientation and some stupid math appititude test. I hate math.

I'm going for Psychology, I finally got my AA, but I kind of want to go for computers now :rofl: I think it's too late to change it though.

These days it's mostly dumping everything I own on Ebay because I a) need the money and b) don't want to move all this shit with me I'll never touch. Most of this stuff is untouched from the last time I moved, so I'm not moving it all a third time to just have it collect dust.
 
Hola OTT. I just destroyed some delicious porkchops with bakedd potato and green beans. Just thought you guys/gals would want to know.
 
[quote name='Eviltude']I forgot that I have to go back out to school at 9:30 to look at Mercury. Lame:roll:.[/QUOTE]

You're still taking Astronomy?

I hated that class, and those labs.

I missed 3 or 4 of the labs, but got a 100 on the final and ended up getting a C on the lab, and for the class, got a 100 on the first test, and opted out of the second one and still managed to get a B, much to my teacher's disappointment because he hated me and wanted me to fail.

I was late almost every class, and with TWO classes left he told me he would fail me immediately if I was late one more time - what bullshit, it's like he was just looking for an excuse.
 
[quote name='LiquidNight']No Ubuntu, I don't want to format my entire fucking hard drive.
Why can't you just make the partition I asked you to make?[/QUOTE]Gotcha, fucker!
 
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