I went to court today, the crowd cheared for me, I won the case!!

[quote name='I AM WILLIAM H. MACY']Did you inform them that you have an account on the Cheap Ass Gamer message board under the username "WiidSmoker"?[/QUOTE]

So?
 
I think I saw that in a movie once OP.

[quote name='I AM WILLIAM H. MACY']Did you inform them that you have an account on the Cheap Ass Gamer message board under the username "WiidSmoker"?[/QUOTE]

He said he doesn't do drugs but if he did. At least he's being himself, and not portraying some shitty actor.
 
Congrats on beating the ticket. I learned my lesson when I didn't fight the one ticket I have ever gotten and it cost me thousands when I had to go to high risk insurance for 3 years (Ah the joys of NJ car insurance laws...). Also nice car, not my thing but nice. I don't really get any pleasure out of driving, so I'd much rather spend my money on other things and continue to drive my boring but heavily discounted (Thank you GM card and family employee discount before they stopped letting you combine them!) Buick Century.
 
[quote name='WiiDSmoker']. So I went at 8 AM and waited 2 hours and when I got called the cop wasn't there so I had to do another court date, today 3/15/07.[/quote]

So I call BS to your whole story. Today is only the 14th and your date isn't until tomorrow.

Just kidding....

TBW
 
[quote name='TheBlueWizard']So I call BS to your whole story. Today is only the 14th and your date isn't until tomorrow.

Just kidding....

TBW[/quote]

sorry i meant 3/14 i just pulled a cop mistake!
 
[quote name='yukine']I'm no lawyer, but shouldn't the case have been dropped since the cop didn't appear?[/quote]

you would think so, but apparently not down here in hickville
 
[quote name='CitizenB']He said he doesn't do drugs but if he did. At least he's being himself, and not portraying some shitty actor.[/quote]
I've never played an actor in my movies...
 
[quote name='Brak']I love slamming on my brakes when people tailgate me.[/quote]

Exactly what I do. I especially like when someone is tailgating me, and they're about to pass, so I pull up right next to someone in the other lane, and keep the person from passing. Ah yes, the joys of pissing jerkstores off.
 
That's cool that you got out of the ticket. I had a BS run in with the law and the case was dropped. I won't elaborate, but it was really nice because I thought to myself, "wow, the justice system isn't as crappy as I thought it was."

That said, I don't believe that the speech you gave had any bearing whatsoever on the verdict. If anything it probably hurt your cause, because you really didn't even answer his question.
 
[quote name='WiiDSmoker']i have a video of her...she is a porno star ;) well not really a well known star but she does do porno[/QUOTE]

I would've guessed that. Either that or a stripper. The clear heels gave it away. I don't think anyone out of those professions own those, maybe as a prop or halloween costume.
 
score one for the imports. congrats on the case and i for one like the car and the color. but how the hell did you own all those cars at the age of 22. im 24 and i owned a 90 honda accord, 95 teg, and now a 03 mazda6i. dam kid you drug dealing or something?
 
[quote name='integralsmatic']score one for the imports. congrats on the case and i for one like the car and the color. but how the hell did you own all those cars at the age of 22. im 24 and i owned a 90 honda accord, 95 teg, and now a 03 mazda6i. dam kid you drug dealing or something?[/quote]

It's jPod's other name
 
[quote name='pimpinc333']You Spelled "Cheered" wrong BTW. Cool Car. Butter Face Chick.[/QUOTE]
That girl is ugly as fuck.

Congrats on the case.
 
[quote name='Brak']I love slamming on my brakes when people tailgate me.[/QUOTE]

I think the official term for that is a "brake-check."

And yes, I do partake and encourage others to do so as well. The only way to teach an idiot from doing something is to scare them. Or cause an accident to which they are always at fault.
 
[quote name='TurkeyOnRye']

And yes, I do partake and encourage others to do so as well. The only way to teach an idiot from doing something is to scare them. Or cause an accident to which they are always at fault.[/quote]


I wouldn't recommend doing that, however I have annoyed my fare share of tail gating morons. one time this jackass in a mercedes even started beeping at me while I was in the passing lane with heavy traffic in front of me, i just slowed it down about 10 more mph for the road raging moron and let his blood pressure go up a notch.
 
[quote name='jngx80']I would've guessed that. Either that or a stripper. The clear heels gave it away. I don't think anyone out of those professions own those, maybe as a prop or halloween costume.[/quote]

I see you've seen Chris Rock

[MEDIA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2e9pBuR-e8[/MEDIA]
 
I don't let people who tailgate intimidate me, I drive niiiice and slow (the speed limit). Arizona probably has the shittiest drivers in the U.S.
 
[quote name='musicnoteless']I see you've seen Chris Rock

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2e9pBuR-e8[/quote]

I haven't seen that act, either, and the clear heels were a dead giveaway to me, as well. (Combined with the bad boob job, that is.) In fact, my wife and a friend of ours just call them stripper modeling shoes. The only people we've ever seen wearing them have been strippers dancers.

By the way, did you know you can buy stripping dancing poles that you can install in your home for a really good price?

For some reason, that reminds me of this one time back around 1998, I was working late in some small hick town doing a point-of-sale refresh (AKA running cat 5 cable and installing new cash registers) at a post office. I left about midnight and just befoire I got on the freeway towards home, I decided to fill my gas tank.

Inside the gas station, there were two cops, an older one and a younger one (about my age then - maybe slightly older), and the younger cop is chatting up the roughly 18 year old female cashier and the older one is close-by, getting coffee. The younger cop asks if she was working alone all night and when she was getting off. (IIRC correctly, she was working alone until 6am.)

I interrupted him and said, "Hey, that's not cool, officer. You shouldn't ask her those things when anyone can hear. You don't know me from Adam - how do you know I won't come back and rob the place now, thanks to you?" He just looked me up and down (it didn't help that I had long hair and my clothes were dirty from work) and the older cop busted out laughing at the younger cop.

I paid for my gas and as I'm pumping it, I'm thinking, "God, that was dumb - I should have just asked the cop to harrass me when I left, while I was at it." I saw the cops walk out and go to their car, so I decided to pre-emptively strike. I approached them and said, "Excuse me, but how do I get back on I-96 towards Detroit?" The older cop smirked and answered while the younger cop glared at me. I added, "I didn't see any speed limit signs around here, so what is the speed limit?" (I wasn't taking any chances on getting pulled over.) They told me as loing as I was going under 50, I was fine. (It didn't occur to me until later that those questions made it seem like I was plotting a post-robbery getaway. It was all I could think of off the top of my head to show that I was just trying to get the hell out of dodge.)

I got in my car, and pulled out and headed toward the freeway. Sure enough, they followed me all the way to the freeway. (I was kinda worried, because I was in the middle of nowhere, it was dark as hell and I had just admonished a cop.) Once they saw me hit the on-ramp, they stopped following (but I bet they kept tabs on that gas station the rest of the night).

I guess the moral of the story is, sometimes, if you have a good reason, it feels good to make a cop look like an idiot.
 
[quote name='yukine']I don't let people who tailgate intimidate me, I drive niiiice and slow (the speed limit). Arizona probably has the shittiest drivers in the U.S.[/quote]

You haven't been to Florida, have you?
 
Hehe nice. Generally if I'm on a 2 lane road I try to find someone slow and get next to them and match their speed. Then I spend a lot of time grinning like a madman into my rear view mirror. I have actually waved at the guy behind me before too. Another thing I have done is leave just enough gap in front of me to give them hope, but keep an eye on them in my mirror. Then when they move to change lanes and go around me I close the gap. This works great as not only do they get pissed, but they often end up even further back as whoever is behind them fills their spot when they change lanes. These tactics can be done on larger roads but obviously it is much more difficult and dependant on the traffic pattern.

I don't do the braking thing. Sure the other guy would be at fault but even a minor fender bender is going to take a long time to get sorted out. Then there is dealing with insurance. No thanks.

Another one of my pet peeves is when the guy behind you starts beeping the second the light turns green. There is a left turn off the highway near my house where this happens a lot. Fortunately the green light is only like 10 seconds long so they do that and we're both getting the light again. I've tried going through just as it turns but that doesn't work as the guy doesn't care that he is running a red light at that point.

[quote name='Metal Boss']I wouldn't recommend doing that, however I have annoyed my fare share of tail gating morons. one time this jackass in a mercedes even started beeping at me while I was in the passing lane with heavy traffic in front of me, i just slowed it down about 10 more mph for the road raging moron and let his blood pressure go up a notch.[/QUOTE]
 
[quote name='yukine']I don't let people who tailgate intimidate me, I drive niiiice and slow (the speed limit). Arizona probably has the shittiest drivers in the U.S.[/QUOTE]
Haha YES

Arizona drivers are statistically proven to be the worst

Everyone speeds like 20 mph over the limit, there's tons of red-light running, and practically everyone tailgates you if you're going the limit or even 5 mph over and they still honk at you

It's mostly because Arizona's filled with dumb rednecks who think they're important
 
[quote name='I AM WILLIAM H. MACY']Haha YES

Arizona drivers are statistically proven to be the worst

Everyone speeds like 20 mph over the limit, there's tons of red-light running, and practically everyone tailgates you if you're going the limit or even 5 mph over and they still honk at you

It's mostly because Arizona's filled with dumb rednecks who think they're important[/quote]

It's pretty sad when most of the state has as shit-fit because they installed speed cameras. It generates close to 2 million a week!
 
[quote name='WiiDSmoker']no I wasn't, infact I was driving as perfect as you possibly could[/quote]

And now that you've pissed off that cop, you'll need to make sure that always stays the case.







That said, nice ride.

And the car looks good too.
 
Actually, I believe in MN if you do that and you get hit, you're at fault because you knew that they were too close. However, that doesn't mean I haven't done it too.

I was recently moving, and during one of my trips I had my truck over flowing with stuffs going down the highway. I was doing 55, as was the posted limit when I get some asshole on my bumper; I couldn't even see his license plate in the mirror. He rides my ass for a couple of miles before I get the urge to piss him off. First I tap my breaks lightly, just enough to have the lights come on and politely say, "Hey douche, you're too close!" He doesn't get the point. So then I stop on the break for a second and he damn near hits me. Still doesn't understand he's too close, still tailgates me and still fails to get in the other lane and pass me. So then I just take my foot off the gas totally and let my truck coast and slowly decellerate. I get down to about 50 and hes inches off my bumper, but still following. However, by the time I hit 45 he got the point and changed lanes, glaring hatefulling at me.

So I gave him the biggest shit-eating grin possible and started waving.

I have never seen anyone so pissed off in my life. :lol:

[quote name='Brak']I love slamming on my brakes when people tailgate me.[/quote]

[quote name='crowbb']
I don't do the braking thing. Sure the other guy would be at fault but even a minor fender bender is going to take a long time to get sorted out. Then there is dealing with insurance. No thanks.[/quote]
 
[quote name='vasco']Nice! I was pulled over three years ago in Howard County MD. Officer Sherman said I was doing 80 in a 55. I said yeah right! I was on cruise control doing 70. It was my first ticket ever and he doesn't give me a warning or anything. Just gives me a 200 dollar ticket and it's written me doing 80. On court day, he says he's a licensed Radar operator and that I was clocked doing 80. I pleaded not guilty and that I was going 70 on cruise control. In the end, the judge gave me 2 years probation because I never had a ticket before. Congrats again. What do you drive BTW?[/quote]
You still should have gotten a ticket for admitting you set your cruise control at 15 MPH over the speed limit.
 
Congrats on beating the ticket. Cars like that just scream "please mister officer man, please pull me over", IMO. Though it is a nice car. Not many people have the balls to say what you did either. I don't know how it is in TN, but here in VA, if the issuing officer doesn't show up in court for what hes issued, the case automaticly gets dismissed.
 
Jesus you're telling me

And the reactions to them are insane; when you come close to them the traffic goes from about 80 to 55

Ignorant assholes should not be allowed to drive
 
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