If you would NEVER get caught, what's the most SERIOUS CRIME you'd ever commit?

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I think I could go as far as embezzlement or maybe insider trading (although I would never ever ever really do something like that) but I am curious as to how many people are going to say murder without hesitation...
 
[quote name='evilmax17']Depending on the day: A mass cleansing of the US based on my own criteria.[/QUOTE]

Seconded. And what fun criteria there would be

Also, one big theft would be good. Perferably from a nameless entity and not an individual.
 
[quote name='Dr Mario Kart']Seconded. And what fun criteria there would be

Also, one big theft would be good. Perferably from a nameless entity and not an individual.[/QUOTE]

Those with 'tasmanian devil' tattoos are the first to go.

myke.
 
Unless I inherit angel of death like powers in which I can use to wipe out most of humanity, I really wouldnt kill anyone. Only because death is too easy an out for some of those that I'd like to punish
 
Well for me it would be vigilantism. Like Batman or something. If I were going to theoretically break a law it would at least be for noble reasons. It is still a crime but bustin' some ass would be fun.
 
I would have to say ID theft because I would go right out and take the ID of every rich person on the Forbes 500 richest people list so that I had access to unlimited wealth.
 
[quote name='jmcc']Total genocide of the human race. I don't half-ass stuff.[/QUOTE]

you're too kind. You'd really need to build a death star like planet full of torture facilities first. Dont let them off too easy just because you're going to kill them.
 
Mass murder of epic proportions, though I'd stop well short of total genocide.

I'd probably start with the homeless and elderly and work my way up the food chain.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Mass murder of epic proportions, though I'd stop well short of total genocide.[/QUOTE]

yeah, you've gotta at least spare the hot chicks.
 
If I wouldn't get caught no matter what? That would take some of the fun out of it. I probably wouldn't commit much worse crimes than I already have.

I would, however, go everywhere armed. If I would get away with it, everyone else would too.
 
I'd probably just enslave a bunch of girls who I think were hot. And I would treat them fairly, they'd just have to do what I tell em...hehehe
 
[quote name='jmcc']Total genocide of the human race. I don't half-ass stuff.[/QUOTE]

great minds think alike, as that was the first thing I thought when I saw this.
 
[quote name='thehuskerfan']I'd do two chicks at the same time.

But, besides that, I'd do nothing...[/QUOTE]

I don't think that is a crime. At least not one that people actually prosecute.

P.S. Considering some of the answers some of you guys gave, you are going to force me enact my vigilante ass-whooping early I see.........:lol:
 
I would kill all boy bands starting with the Back Street Boys then working my way to the others.

:applause:
 
I'd kill all of the stupid and incompetent people. That would take out my problem with the USPS in one fell swoop. I'd probably think about having fun with it and set it up like Manhunt. That would be cool. :twisted:
 
I'd do mass murdur, but I wouldn't go after specific types I'd go after a lot of specific people. But I'm problably too lazy, so I'd just hire an assasin to kill a few select people.

EDIT: I'll be more specific: Political Assasinations. Only fuckers with power are a real problem.
 
[quote name='GuilewasNK']I don't think that is a crime. At least not one that people actually prosecute.

P.S. Considering some of the answers some of you guys gave, you are going to force me enact my vigilante ass-whooping early I see.........:lol:[/QUOTE]

You haven't seen him. Bestiality prosecutions are still regular occurrances.
 
[quote name='Backlash']Jaywalking.[/QUOTE]
seconded...no mine would be posession of a lethal weapon, aggrevated assault, reckless driving, grand theft auto, robbery( but cool like in pink panther or the Thomas Crown Affair)
 
[quote name='Jrunt20x']I'd probably just enslave a bunch of girls who I think were hot. And I would treat them fairly, they'd just have to do what I tell em...hehehe[/QUOTE]

:lol: Beautiful sentiment good sir. You should be proud for saying what everyone else is thinking.

As for myself, genocide though I'd prefer to call it a service rather than murder.
 
Set up a couple of detonators on the moon and blow it up.
Drive a monster truck over houses and cars, just for the hell of it.
 
[quote name='nickmad']i would murder and kill bill gates and take his money. they go buddy up with steve jobs.[/QUOTE]

Didn't Jobs go to Gates and beg for some cash infusion into Apple, to which he obliged?
 
i would have to go with robbery. most likely a giant bank heist or bill gates. i would have to get 100's of millions of dollars though.
 
I'd rig the state lottery so I'd win both the big jackpot and the Lucky for Life game... 1 big windfall to splurge, plus $5000 a month for the rest of my life. :bouncy:
 
[quote name='help1']everything.

I mean EVERYTHING.[/QUOTE]
sneak around a foriegn embassy in a sneaking suit, with high tech gear, and a knife?
 
are there any mobile smokers here? i still live with my parents so blazin at my place is out the question, the car is the perfect place to do it, it turns into a hotbox, but i have a feeling one of these days my luck will run out and a cop will find me...also just curious but what do they do to first time offenders? a warning i hope..
 
first thing is first kill of michale jackson, next would have to kill off all politicians The world would be so good then
 
never caught in the us judicial system? or by god, he sees all ya know....

insider trading sounds like a really good one though. and evil mojo you suck, michael jackson is the greatest artist ever... he wrote thriller
 
and he also like kids in the wrong way for that he is first to go as far as me sucking well thanks for the kind words
 
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