I'm a bridesmaid in a wedding today, and I'm shaq-fuing PISSED

[quote name='Dead of Knight']They don't live in Boston. You'll fail. Also only one of them is in their 20s. The groom is 10 years older than the bride.[/QUOTE]

Damn. Like I used to say...always a bridesmaid, never a bride.
 
[quote name='Dead of Knight']Are you saying I'll never get married? :cry:[/quote]

I have faith in you! It'll even be a step up from the wedding you just attended- catered by Fazzolis! Open bar for everyone.. as long as it's ginger ale. :D
 
[quote name='darth_ganon55']I was a ring bearer in a wedding....I had to wear a damn tux. I was, like, fucking 6 years old. Damn aunts...[/QUOTE]

I was a 3-year-old flower girl in a wedding. The bride was a fucking bitch (I'm allowed to say this, she really was a bitch, a rich, snobby one at that, and she has been divorced from my cousin for many years) and was making a scene because I wanted to wear a white undershirt under my flower girl gown. I'm glad my cousin divorced that bitch and traded up to a prettier, kinder wife.
 
[quote name='shrike4242']No need to say that, since I know you will. ;)[/QUOTE]

Is that a proposal? ;)

Also here's a pic of me in the car on the way to the wedding, as promised. My aunt is in the background :lol::
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[quote name='Dead of Knight']Is that a proposal? ;)

Also here's a pic of me in the car on the way to the wedding, as promised. My aunt is in the background :lol::
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Pretty. :3 You're a lot younger than I thought. :lol:

Gotta love the aunt's expression. :rofl:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']She's 19, looks 14. :whistle2:k[/QUOTE]

She givin you chills up your spine, no? ;)

I don't know your aunt, but I'm scared to death of her.
 
[quote name='mykevermin']She givin you chills up your spine, no? ;)

I don't know your aunt, but I'm scared to death of her.[/QUOTE]

:lol:

My aunt is awesome. She has a nice smile, but her pout is pure evil.

Yeah, I'm 19. And I look like I'm 14. Even better, my boyfriend is 28 and he recently grew a beard. So he looks like my dad, and people (who we don't know personally) have been talking to us and have been referring to him as my dad. :cry:
 
[quote name='crazytalkx']
And as for the boyfriend with a beard, baaaaaaaaaaad idea.[/QUOTE]

:lol: He only grew one because he has sensitive skin on his face that doesn't like to be shaved. I'd post pics but I don't want to do so without his permission.

Our first anniversary is next week. :)
 
[quote name='Strell']Beards are awesome. Piss off.

...

Without mine I look like I'm in high school. :([/quote]

Even with your beard you look like you're in highschool. ;)
 
[quote name='musicnoteless']Even with your beard you look like you're in highschool. ;)[/QUOTE]

(insert your mom joke with "luvs the young meat" variant string)
 
[quote name='Dead of Knight']Is that a proposal? ;)

Also here's a pic of me in the car on the way to the wedding, as promised. My aunt is in the background :lol::
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can't comment.......... my boss' could be watching... don't want to be set up on Dateline :(
 
[quote name='ITDEFX']can't comment.......... my boss' could be watching... don't want to be set up on Dateline :([/QUOTE]

Yikes ya, my guess was 15.
 
[quote name='lordwow']Yikes ya, my guess was 15.[/QUOTE]

dude no offense OP, but you look between 13-14 years old and in 8th-9th grade.
 
[quote name='Strell']Beards are awesome. Piss off.

...

Without mine I look like I'm in high school. :([/quote]
Now here's a MANS MAN! :applause: we need more people to stand up for beards.
 
[quote name='ITDEFX']dude no offense OP, but you look between 13-14 years old and in 8th-9th grade.[/QUOTE]

OLD.

I've been hearing this for the past several years. Believe me, I'm not offended.

Though it is kind of rude when people say I'm my boyfriend's daughter. :cry:
 
[quote name='Dead of Knight']Though it is kind of rude when people say I'm my boyfriend's daughter. :cry:[/quote]

Do you proceed to shove your tongue down his throat? That would show em
 
Looking young really does have its advantages, though. People call me "dear" and "sweetie" and I get the treatment of a little kid, meaning I can get away with more shit.

I can also possibly pass for the children's menu at restaurants if I really wanted to.
 
[quote name='Dead of Knight']Looking young really does have its advantages, though. People call me "dear" and "sweetie" and I get the treatment of a little kid, meaning I can get away with more shit.

I can also possibly pass for the children's menu at restaurants if I really wanted to.[/quote]

Sometimes i get carded at TRU for 'M' games :lol:
 
[quote name='Pookymeister']Sometimes i get carded at TRU for 'M' games :lol:[/quote]

I haven't been carded for shit since I was 13 :applause:
 
I guess I really should comment. I went to the dentist the other day, and the receptionist didn't believe I was 18 (to fill out the paperwork).

So I had to produce my 21+ Driver's License
 
[quote name='CaseyRyback']All this beard talk makes me think of the beavis and butt-head episode where they get beards. Damn I'm smooth![/QUOTE]


which volume is that on?
 
Damn, this thread has officially made me feel old....

(Still no PMs offering a virtual hand in marriage!)
 
The secret to having a good wedding is marry a woman who hasn't been practicing her wedding since she was 5.

My wife is awesome. We got married in a big open field with a 40x70 tent. We had plenty of booze, a band and a neighbors kid sing "you are my sunshine" right before we said the words. She wasn't one of these "it's my damn wedding and it will be perfect" type of people. These are my words and I am sticking to them:

"Never marry a woman with no hobbies because she will make you her hobby and you will lose yours." Getting married should be a happy time, what these bridezillas don't realize people will hate her for the rest of her life for this.
 
[quote name='fenderhutz']The secret to having a good wedding is marry a woman who hasn't been practicing her wedding since she was 5.
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Brilliant advice.

That and make sure she hasn't already named all the kids before you met her.
 
[quote name='fenderhutz']The secret to having a good wedding is marry a woman who hasn't been practicing her wedding since she was 5.
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Well when you find me these magical roving bands of Amazonian women lurking in our modern world, you let me know.
 
my wedding is coming up, july '07 and we're both taking the planning in great strides and everything is coming into place.

luckily, we're forgoing the 5 billion sponsors tradition. just the bestman, maid of honor and our parents.
 
[quote name='Strell']Well when you find me these magical roving bands of Amazonian women lurking in our modern world, you let me know.[/QUOTE]

They're often found out late at night with spikes and tats, drunk on the side of the stage, propped up against the speaker cabinet. And they'd spit at you just as soon as kiss you. If you can tame them, you will find some measure of happiness, but be warned that they have been the ruin of many a young boy.
 
[quote name='Scobie']They're often found out late at night with spikes and tats, drunk on the side of the stage, propped up against the speaker cabinet. And they'd spit at you just as soon as kiss you. If you can tame them, you will find some measure of happiness, but be warned that they have been the ruin of many a young boy.[/quote]

It's funny you say that, I am a hard rock bassist. I met her at a photo shoot for our band, she was our photographer! :applause:
 
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