I'm a lOTTle rusty at this...

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[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']I've got a pretty good job, actually. But it's not what I want to do. The problem is, I've never wanted to do anything. And everything I have the slightest interest in would be a horrible career and/or has just about zero job opportunity. Oh, and I hate writing and public speaking, so I couldn't take the tradition ways out of worthless degrees. Unless you count gas station attendant. :lol:[/quote]
.. Tough shit, hippie. Git a reel jerb. ;)
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']I've got a pretty good job, actually. But it's not what I want to do. The problem is, I've never wanted to do anything. And everything I have the slightest interest in would be a horrible career and/or has just about zero job opportunity. Oh, and I hate writing and public speaking, so I couldn't take the tradition ways out of worthless degrees. Unless you count gas station attendant. :lol:[/QUOTE]

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What is it, ya say, you do here?
 
[quote name='SneakyPenguin']It's even worse that you paid for a naked picture of your imaginary friend.[/quote]

.. You keep expecting me to be better than the average furry. That's your problem. :lol:
 
I guess you could always go with a growing field. Like dicknology, maybe. I've recently heard things about that.
 
[quote name='Hex'].. You keep expecting me to be better than the average furry. That's your problem. :lol:[/quote]

I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt.
 
[quote name='SneakyPenguin']I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt.[/quote]

In my defence, I have had friends draw me stuff, so not -all- of it is paid for.


Besides, CAGs pay for porn subscriptions, right? (You're a liar if you don't.) Paying for furry porn is like a one-time thing where you can have -anything- you want and then it's done with. ;I
 
[quote name='Hex'] Besides, CAGs pay for porn subscriptions, right? (You're a liar if you don't.)[/QUOTE] Are you fucking crazy?! This is the goddamn internet. That shit's been free for years.
 
[quote name='Hex']You're all full of shit. :lol:[/QUOTE]

Come now.

If you know 4chan and the like, you know you can get whatever porn you want - drawn, real, midget - for free anywhere.
 
[quote name='Strell']Come now.

If you know 4chan and the like, you know you can get whatever porn you want - drawn, real, midget - for free anywhere.[/quote]

Of course. That doesn't guarantee it's something you want, though.
 
[quote name='Strell']I dunno.

I pretty much find exactly what I'm in the mood for with little straining.[/quote]
Yeah.. well. Bleh. I guess you'd have to be a furry to get it. A normal furry, not one with sense like that wierd-ass Sneaky. ;)
 
[quote name='Strell']I dunno.

I pretty much find exactly what I'm in the mood for with little straining.[/QUOTE] That's because you aren't in the mood for a horse in just the right shades of grey and blue. :lol:
 
[quote name='Strell']Now then, to business.

Just how non-dinky do you want this horse wang?[/quote]
Say what?

... All horse wang is longer than any mans arm. You should know that. :/

[quote name='SneakyPenguin']Dood, lulz.

Hell, you're the one that TOLD me about it.

And what weird-ass sense?[/quote]
I did? :eek:

And I meant, you're like the only normal furry I know. e.g. you have sense.
 
[quote name='Hex']I did? :eek:

And I meant, you're like the only normal furry I know. e.g. you have sense.[/quote]

Well, back when it was wtfur.

And I'd say I'm far from normal, though comparatively, I fucking DEFINE normality.
 
[quote name='SneakyPenguin']Well, back when it was wtfur.

And I'd say I'm far from normal, though comparatively, I fucking DEFINE normality.[/quote]

Gotcha.

http://2ch.us/

Take note of the 'OFurChan' link on the top left. :D
 
[quote name='Hex']Say what?[/QUOTE]

You've commissioned me. I'm doing the sketch as we speak.

... All horse wang is longer than any mans arm. You should know that. :/
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Brother, you have no idea how well I know. Or in what ways!
 
[quote name='Strell']You've commissioned me. I'm doing the sketch as we speak.
[/quote]

Of course. My Monopoly Money-Order is in the mail. ;)

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Now that is how you solve illiteracy.
 
[quote name='Hex']Gotcha.

http://2ch.us/

Take note of the 'OFurChan' link on the top left. :D[/quote]

Ah imageboards, what would I do without you.

And now, random AIM excerpts because I can:

[22:16] Sneaky1Penguin: we're such losers
[22:16] Sneaky1Penguin: we cyber cuddle
 
[quote name='SneakyPenguin']Ah imageboards, what would I do without you.

And now, random AIM excerpts because I can:

[22:16] Sneaky1Penguin: we're such losers
[22:16] Sneaky1Penguin: we cyber cuddle[/quote]

Not just cyber-cuddle.. But cyber fuck. That shit was in vogue along with AOL 4.0.
 
[quote name='Hex']Not just cyber-cuddle.. But cyber fuck. That shit was in vogue along with AOL 4.0.[/QUOTE]

Bitch I pimped that on the phat 2.0 back in the day.

I still remember the bitch's name.

I ought to try and look it out. How disturbing is that? WE're talking something from 10+ years ago...

SOUNDS LIKE A NIGHT OF FUN TO ME!~
 
[quote name='Strell']Bitch I pimped that on the phat 2.0 back in the day.

I still remember the bitch's name.

I ought to try and look it out. How disturbing is that? WE're talking something from 10+ years ago...

SOUNDS LIKE A NIGHT OF FUN TO ME!~[/quote]
11 years easy. I still remember the 400 baud modem screetching like nails on the chalkboard.

My first chatroom was 'Idahoans'. it was a BLAST. I was a 35 year old Fort Collins SWAT team leader back then, bitch. I was kin of A/S/L and cyper carpet munching.

Now I've stooped to cyber mare-carpet munching. :cry:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Y-y-y-yoshi?



fuck you, Tiph. :cry: :cry: :cry:[/quote]
Hey man. There's some things that furries delve in that the commoners like myself don't speak of.

That's one of them.

I would think you would at least know not to go the OFurChan. :lol:
 
[quote name='Hex']Hey man. There's some things that furries delve in that the commoners like myself don't speak of.

That's one of them.

I would think you would at least know not to go the OFurChan. :lol:[/QUOTE] Well I've never been, and I have this way of clicking on links posted in the OTT. :lol:
 
[quote name='SneakyPenguin']Any link posted by a furry should never be viewed by anyone but furries, mostly due to Rule 34.[/quote]

... C-Calvin and Hobbes? :cry:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']
But now that I think about it, it is a logical progression ... :lol:[/QUOTE]

Yea.

Hobbes is into little kids too.
 
[quote name='SneakyPenguin']Yea, I've seen the Calvin and Hobbes one. I've actually seen thread devoted JUST to that. Creepy shit.

I'm out.[/quote]

Me too.

And... me too. See ya kids.
 
"When you're strange

Faces come out of the rain

When you're strange

No one remembers your name

When you're strange

When you're strange

When you're strange"
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']:cool:
I had forgotten that Sneaky, 6669, Javeryh, and myself all joined CAG on the same day. Interesting.[/QUOTE]

That was a dark day for CAG. . . ;)
 
[quote name='Mike23']I hear Ducks fly together.

D2 is quite the movie. My American pride shines through. ;)[/quote] just started watching it on tbs. too bads its almost over, they just switched uniforms. great movie.
 
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