Is a "Just-Above-the-Ass-Crack" Tattoo SEXY?

Well.... I think if your chicky is HOT, then let her do whatever she wants. ...And on that note she would still look hot even with the tattoo. Now if you got yourself the Rare breed called El Sasquatcho ummm... Maybe tattoos aren't going to help fix her Hotstuff Factor if ya know what I mean.
"Things that make you blaaaaaah!" - Ron White
 
The worst kind of tattoo is a rose on the breast. I always thought that screams "White trash"
 
[quote name='crickett003']If the tattoo says "TAKE A NUMBER" it probably wouldn't be very sexy.[/QUOTE]

That's what half of them say, but it's kanji so they don't know that. They think it means "freedom". :lol:
 
Speakingt of Tattoos the funiiest thing happened at the bank the other day.

So I go in and there's a young female student in a bare back top in front of me. Hispanic. I really didn't find her that attractive but she wasn't ugly or anything. Anyway, she has this tatoo on her back. It was of a face and had some stuff like a name and dates written around it. So I'm looking at this tatoo and right as I'm about to read it, she turns and looks at me out of the corner of her eye.

I'm somewhat embarrased because I didn't want her to think I was oogling her body, just trying to see what the tatoo said because it was pretty big. Took up her whole right shoulder blade. And I felt if I tried to explain myself she'd think it's bullshit anyway.

So, I'm waiting there to be helped, and then I notice there's this big fireproof box in front of her. And the teller comes up after doing something and asks her, "Are these all one dollar bills?" And the woman giggles in embarrasment and says yes. And I see inside the box, as the teller starts running it through a counter, that there must be three or four hundred in dollar bills. I'm literally thinking, "What is a young female college student doing with a fireproof lock box packed full of one dollar bills?"

And then it hits me!

STRIPPER!!! \\:D/
 
[quote name='Admiral Ackbar']Speakingt of Tattoos the funiiest thing happened at the bank the other day.

So I go in and there's a young female student in a bare back top in front of me. Hispanic. I really didn't find her that attractive but she wasn't ugly or anything. Anyway, she has this tatoo on her back. It was of a face and had some stuff like a name and dates written around it. So I'm looking at this tatoo and right as I'm about to read it, she turns and looks at me out of the corner of her eye.

I'm somewhat embarrased because I didn't want her to think I was oogling her body, just trying to see what the tatoo said because it was pretty big. Took up her whole right shoulder blade. And I felt if I tried to explain myself she'd think it's bullshit anyway.

So, I'm waiting there to be helped, and then I notice there's this big fireproof box in front of her. And the teller comes up after doing something and asks her, "Are these all one dollar bills?" And the woman giggles in embarrasment and says yes. And I see inside the box, as the teller starts running it through a counter, that there must be three or four hundred in dollar bills. I'm literally thinking, "What is a young female college student doing with a fireproof lock box packed full of one dollar bills?"

And then it hits me!

STRIPPER!!! \\:D/[/QUOTE]

She could be a waitress, but then why would she giggle? :lol:

EDIT: Or a bartender, that's what my sister does.
 
[quote name='Xevious']The worst kind of tattoo is a rose on the breast. I always thought that screams "White trash"[/QUOTE]

Either that or the Rolling Stones logo on the boob ala Janice.
 
Nah, she had to be stripper. If it was just the lock box I would agree. But it was how all the pieces fell into place. The way she dressed, the way she noticed me reading her back, the way she acted at the teller, her age, everything.
 
Here's a nice subtle tattoo:


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It depends on what design. If it was tribal or something along the lines of that, it would be cool.

Some girl in my class is Philippino, and she got a shamrock tattooed on her lower back. The green looks really messed up on her dark skin. I saw it and was like *insert Jim Carrey impression*.
 
[quote name='jaykrue']Or a prostitute. ;)[/QUOTE]

Who gets paid in singles? She must not be very good. :lol:

[quote name='Greetard']It depends on what design. If it was tribal or something along the lines of that, it would be cool.

Some girl in my class is Philippino, and she got a shamrock tattooed on her lower back. The green looks really messed up on her dark skin. I saw it and was like *insert Jim Carrey impression*.[/QUOTE]

Shit, you just reminded me: I have a female friend with a shamrock right there. Of course she's irish, not Filipino. :lol:

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[quote name='red flare graf']It's overdone.[/QUOTE]


Yea it really is, for two reasons.

1. A lot of people have a tatt there.

2. Almost everyone that I see is a tribal or some design.

so yes they are overdone.
 
I see alot of girls at school that have one and most of the chicks are ugly. I could care less if the girl I'm banging has a tat, but I would never marry a girl with one.
 
[quote name='Greetard']It depends on what design. If it was tribal or something along the lines of that, it would be cool.

Some girl in my class is Philippino, and she got a shamrock tattooed on her lower back. The green looks really messed up on her dark skin. I saw it and was like *insert Jim Carrey impression*.[/QUOTE]

a shamrock on a philippino?? thats actually pretty comical if she isnt irish.
 
[quote name='onetrackmind']a shamrock on a philippino?? thats actually pretty comical if she isnt irish.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, typically you'd only see that sort of tattoo on pale, pale white skin.
That would be rather odd to see it otherwise.
 
[quote name='JSweeney']Yeah, typically you'd only see that sort of tattoo on pale, pale white skin.
That would be rather odd to see it otherwise.[/QUOTE]

agreed but i guess it makes just about as much sense as people getting tribal tattoos or asian writing tattoos when they aren't asian or belong to any tribes.
 
[quote name='onetrackmind']agreed but i guess it makes just about as much sense as people getting tribal tattoos or asian writing tattoos when they aren't asian or belong to any tribes.[/QUOTE]

Yeah. Exactly.
Of course, seeing a woman with a shamrock tattoo always gives you the "Have you got any Irish in you?" as an opening line :)
 
I think they're very sexy, an intern at my last job had one.

The downside, and it is a big one, is that a woman with a tattoo there can't get an epidural during child birth -- so not only does it hurt getting the tat, but there is a LOT more pain later on. Because an epidural is basically a spinal tap, they won't put a needle thru the ink because of the risk of the ink going into the spinal column. Nasty stuff that.

Oh, and on a funny note, a good friend who has moved the West Coast had a tat above her ass that said "Faster, Harder."
 
[quote name='JSweeney']Yeah. Exactly.
Of course, seeing a woman with a shamrock tattoo always gives you the "Have you got any Irish in you?" as an opening line :)[/QUOTE]

haha :rofl: that ones a classic!
 
hubby told me to get a zelda sheild he he , but that was just too geek like) i have a baby dragon on my back that you only see in tank tops and a butterfly on my ankel (both rather small) so does that make me trampy?
 
[quote name='kaji7p56']I see alot of girls at school that have one and most of the chicks are ugly. I could care less if the girl I'm banging has a tat, but I would never marry a girl with one.[/QUOTE]

Why not? It's not like someone magically transforms into a tramp the second the needle hits the skin...
 
Pretty soon us untattooed people will be the rarity, then everyone with tattoos will be getting their's taken off to be "cool" , man people suck.
 
[quote name='daschrier']Pretty soon us untattooed people will be the rarity, then everyone with tattoos will be getting their's taken off to be "cool" , man people suck.[/QUOTE]

OMFG! It's Dr. Seuss come to life! The Star-Bellied Sneetches are REAL!!!
 
I think I should just get a whole bunch of Shakespeareian quotes on my body so I can be trendy and intelligent. Imagine how much stink tube I'll get with "The fault, dear Brutus, lies not in our stars, but in ourselves that we are underlings" tattooed on my genitals!
 
Every attractive woman I've ever seen with a tattoo would have looked just as attractive without one, so having a tattoo didn't add anything, IMO. Besides if a woman has a particularly hot backside, she really doesn't need to have something on her lower back drawing attention away from her real assets to begin with.
 
[quote name='javeryh']Why not? It's not like someone magically transforms into a tramp the second the needle hits the skin...[/QUOTE]

No, it's the personality/mentallity that's a turn off to me. If you have a perfectly attractive chick, then you see her with tattoos all over her ass, you ask yourself....why?? 90% of the time it's because they're attention whores and just need a man to help out their self esteem...not the kinda chick I wanna be with.
 
[quote name='Chris in Cali']No, it's trashy. It says I'm a tweaker-ho.[/QUOTE]

Chris..

So every chick that has one knows you?








Ok Ok bad joke and with that I dropped my Baja Dew off the edge of my desk.


In highschool there was an attractive girl that made comments about wanting a detour sign on her front side pointing around her waist. That would be one to see.
 
[quote name='auralia']hubby told me to get a zelda sheild he he , but that was just too geek like) i have a baby dragon on my back that you only see in tank tops and a butterfly on my ankel (both rather small) so does that make me trampy?[/QUOTE]

We must see it to base an opinion. ;)
 
[quote name='javeryh']Why not? It's not like someone magically transforms into a tramp the second the needle hits the skin...[/QUOTE]

Maybe I'm weird, but I see two types of women in the world: the kind you fuck and the kind you want to settle down with.

The girls I fuck can drink, have tats, and smoke all they want because I'm just fucking them. They'll become someone else's problem later on.

When I'm ready to settle down, I want a different type of girl. Someone to start a life with and present to my family. A normal girl.

I'm not naive. I know that all women have had ALOT of sex before they reach you, but the kind of girl that gets a tat on her ass has issues. She has had a shitload of sex and probably with anyone who paid attention to her. So you can assume that a normal woman has been somewhat of a little slut before you met her (probably experimented a bit) but someone who advertises it on her ass is a Professional Slut. By the time some sucker marries the hoe, she'll have a Ph.D in COCK!

So, I'll fuck that girl but when it's time to marry, I'll look elsewhere.
 
[quote name='MrBadExample']Wow! Some of you guys read a lot into one tattoo. Stereotype much?[/QUOTE]

I have a degree in Biochemistry, work in a lab, and play video games, and I'm called a nerd...but I'm not. Stereotypes are everywhere :)
 
[quote name='Zenithian Legend']Yes, I'd say a little over half the guys I've fucked had a tattoo (usually in that location). This one guy had "All Aboard" on the tip of his penis. God, that was sexy.[/QUOTE]


Were talking about girls....but I respect your life choices
 
I think it depends on how hot the lady is, if she is ugly, then the tatoo will be ugly, if she is hot, the tatoo will make her look hotter :)
 
[quote name='kaji7p56']Maybe I'm weird, but I see two types of women in the world: the kind you fuck and the kind you want to settle down with.

The girls I fuck can drink, have tats, and smoke all they want because I'm just fucking them. They'll become someone else's problem later on.

When I'm ready to settle down, I want a different type of girl. Someone to start a life with and present to my family. A normal girl.

I'm not naive. I know that all women have had ALOT of sex before they reach you, but the kind of girl that gets a tat on her ass has issues. She has had a shitload of sex and probably with anyone who paid attention to her. So you can assume that a normal woman has been somewhat of a little slut before you met her (probably experimented a bit) but someone who advertises it on her ass is a Professional Slut. By the time some sucker marries the hoe, she'll have a Ph.D in COCK!

So, I'll fuck that girl but when it's time to marry, I'll look elsewhere.[/QUOTE]

That makes no sense. One tattoo isn't going to define someone's personality or sexual habits. No one wants to marry a mess but a tattoo is way way way down the list of what would make some bitch all crazy and shit. Plus, I'd hate to settle down with some prissy bore I couldn't at least fu
 
[quote name='javeryh']That makes no sense. One tattoo isn't going to define someone's personality or sexual habits. No one wants to marry a mess but a tattoo is way way way down the list of what would make some bitch all crazy and shit. Plus, I'd hate to settle down with some prissy bore I couldn't at least fu
 
Even in jest, the majority of these responses are deplorable. And the majority of the girls I've known who have, or want to have, a tatt in that area are the kind you might fool around with, but that's it. No actual "relationship". I'd never go for that. Not "trashy" exactly, just not what I'm looking for.
 
They're kind of hot, but you might not want your gf to have one. Kind of like tongue rings: they have their benefits, but your mom will think the girl's a ho.
 
[quote name='Greetard']It depends on what design. If it was tribal or something along the lines of that, it would be cool.
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:rofl: thanks for the laugh gree!
 
[quote name='punqsux']:rofl: thanks for the laugh gree![/QUOTE]

Dude, if you're laughing at him just because he likes something personally, and you hate it because its no longer the fad, then you're freakin retarded...

Heres to hoping thats not the case, otherwise...I've lost all respect for you.
 
I'm confused i have 2 tattoos have never been with any guy but my husband i'm not a supermodel but i've had plenty of guys look my way (mind i don't have the "back door tattoo ....) just 2 small ones on ankel and back (if you missed my other post). Why is it girls w/ tattoos are considred tramps properly placed tattoos should be able to be covered up with ease for more professional settings... i.e. you only see mine when i'm not wearing socks and when i'm wearing a low backed tank top.... but anyway, why are girls with tattoos tramps, I've really only ever been with my hubby (it's just gross to go get it on with lots of people, thats just not safe and it means alot more in marriage when you havent put out for a whole bunch of guys (imho)).
 
[quote name='auralia']I'm confused i have 2 tattoos have never been with any guy but my husband i'm not a supermodel but i've had plenty of guys look my way (mind i don't have the "back door tattoo ....) just 2 small ones on ankel and back (if you missed my other post). Why is it girls w/ tattoos are considred tramps properly placed tattoos should be able to be covered up with ease for more professional settings... i.e. you only see mine when i'm not wearing socks and when i'm wearing a low backed tank top.... but anyway, why are girls with tattoos tramps, I've really only ever been with my hubby (it's just gross to go get it on with lots of people, thats just not safe and it means alot more in marriage when you havent put out for a whole bunch of guys (imho)).[/QUOTE]
They just making generalizations, which is not uncommon around here. The "tramp stamp" is specific to the tattoo on the small of the back, which is what this topic about. I think most of the posts are just talking about that specific sort of tattoo in terms of the skank factor.

Edited to add this link:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tramp+stamp
 
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