Jessica Simpson has gotten ...

[quote name='Strell']Doggiestyle, dood.

You know, from the back. Houndin'. Snoopy style. Training the beagle. Barking up the tree. From behind.[/QUOTE]

Wow, can't believe I missed that joke. /bonks self
 
She's still totally hot... and to say that's "fat" kind of gives girls around America a bad message.

[quote name='mykevermin']Fat? Not fat? Who gives a shit? I'm more interested in who the person is that let her walk out into public dressed like a lower-middle-class freshly postnatal mother of seven from 1983.[/QUOTE]

I wasn't even born til 3 years after but that was still fucking hilarious.

[quote name='Strell']I thought she looked like a slightly more modern Peg Bundy.[/QUOTE]

Bwahahhahaa. Exactly.

[quote name='gokou36']www.y outube.com/watch?v=TfHqv8YAA9w[/QUOTE]

No way did I just see that. :rofl: This is definitely the thread of the day.
 
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Well Ashlee Simpson has come to her sister's defense via her Myspace:

I am completely disgusted by the headlines concerning my sister's weight. A week after the inauguration and with such a feeling of hope in the air for our country, I find it completely embarrassing and belittling to all women to read about a woman's weight or figure as a headline on Fox News.
All women come in different shapes, sizes, and forms and just because you're a celebrity, there shouldn't be a different standard.
Is this something you would say to your wife, daughter, mother, grandmother, or even a friend?
I seriously doubt it.
How can we expect teenage girls to love and respect themselves in an environment where we criticize a size 2 figure?
Now can we focus on the things that really matter.
 
[quote name='tiredfornow']I tell my girlfriend she's fat all the time... ain't shit wrong with it.[/QUOTE]

I hope she cheats on you and gives you crabs
 
[quote name='jlarlee']I hope she cheats on you and gives you crabs[/quote]what? she knows she's large (she's down to 250 from 284), so there isn't really anything wrong with it. #-o
 
[quote name='Ikohn4ever']Well Ashlee Simpson has come to her sister's defense via her Myspace:

I am completely disgusted by the headlines concerning my sister's weight. A week after the inauguration and with such a feeling of hope in the air for our country, I find it completely embarrassing and belittling to all women to read about a woman's weight or figure as a headline on Fox News.
All women come in different shapes, sizes, and forms and just because you're a celebrity, there shouldn't be a different standard.
Is this something you would say to your wife, daughter, mother, grandmother, or even a friend?
I seriously doubt it.
How can we expect teenage girls to love and respect themselves in an environment where we criticize a size 2 figure?
Now can we focus on the things that really matter.[/QUOTE]

This is hilarious.

Even if you're an Obamton true believer, why does this stop us from noticing when someone has plainly gained a lot of weight? Especially someone whose celebrity is largely ties to their physical appearance? Jessica is now a size 2? What was she in 'The Dukes of Hazzard,' a negative 5? This is a confusing scale.

And it isn't so much about the weight as the change. If she'd always been a little chubby, like a Wynonna Judd, it would be a different issue.
 
[quote name='tiredfornow']what? she knows she's large (she's down to 250 from 284), so there isn't really anything wrong with it. #-o[/QUOTE]

Just because she knows she's big doesn't mean she isn't hurt when her boyfriend calls her fat.

Says a lot about you too that you apparently hate fat women and could do no better in dating than landing a 284 pound girl.
 
[quote name='dmaul1114']Just because she knows she's big doesn't mean she isn't hurt when her boyfriend calls her fat.

Says a lot about you too that you apparently hate fat women and could do no better in dating than landing a 284 pound girl.[/quote]I started dating her at 125 before she turned into a beached whale from the old english 40s and mcdoubles. I still don't see anything wrong with it.

Point is, Simpson is large and you guys need to accept it. :]
 
[quote name='tiredfornow']I started dating her at 125 before she turned into a beached whale from the 40s and mcdoubles. I still don't see anything wrong with it.[/QUOTE]

She knows she's overweight and is likely depressed about it, you calling her fat is just going to make her feel worse.

If you were a decent person you'd have helped her along the way and encouraged her by saying that you both needed to start eating better, working out etc.

But being an asshole and insulting her now isn't going to help anything as all it stands to do is add to any depression and self esteem issues she has. I hope she gets back down to 125 and dumps you for someone who doesn't insult her. That would be poetic justice.

And Simpson has gotten large, so you don't have to convince me on that one. I like my girls very thin.
 
[quote name='dmaul1114']blah blah blah overweight and blah blah blah fat blah blah blah.

[/quote]yo, dog, I ain't gonna waste my precious free time on some fat girl that would rather eat donuts and mcdonalds than get up on her stumps and go for a jog. If she wants to stay at 250, that's cool, I don't mind, but she can't be expecting me to be googly eyes over her for very long so maybe I'll be the one to leave her. what do you think about that, tough guy?

[quote name='pitfallharry219']:rofl:

I feel sorry for the people that don't get you, tfn, because they are missing out on some funny shit. Stay gold.[/quote]Uh, ok.
 
Supposedly Tony Romo cheated on her!
http://perezhilton.com/2009-01-28-tony-cheating-on-jessica

Rumor has it that her Sunday boyfriend, Tony Romo, cheated on the country singer…in her own bed!

Star magazine is reporting that earlier this month, on the very night JSimpleson flew out of Los Angeles, Romo had himself a night out on the town, inviting everyone over to Jess's house for an afterparty. And one lady even received the VIP treatment from Romo.

Amid Jessica's gold albums, the party raged on downstairs. But on the second floor, Tony was enjoying his own private party — with a long haired, olive-skinned cutie.

"Everyone was talking about it downstairs," dishes the source. "The girls were saying it was so wrong and shady of Tony to cheat on Jessica — especially in her place! I just can't believe he would hook up with another woman at his own girlfriend's house."
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[quote name='tiredfornow']yo, dog, I ain't gonna waste my precious free time on some fat girl that would rather eat donuts and mcdonalds than get up on her stumps and go for a jog. If she wants to stay at 250, that's cool, I don't mind, but she can't be expecting me to be googly eyes over her for very long so maybe I'll be the one to leave her. what do you think about that, tough guy?
[/QUOTE]

That's what you should have done long ago. No point in staying with her and being an asshole who isn't willing to "waste precious free time" on her to help her take care of herself.

No point in dating someone you're no longer attracted to and not willing to help.

There's nothing wrong with being a bit shallow. I eat clean and work out and expect whoever I'm dating to also take care of themselves and be healthy and look good.

You should man up and do that as well rather than dating someone and treating them like shit.
 
That's pretty bad ass of Romo. Banging another girl in your girlfriend's bed. :cool:[quote name='dmaul1114']That's what you should have done long ago. No point in staying with her and being an asshole who isn't willing to "waste precious free time" on her to help her take care of herself.

No point in dating someone you're no longer attracted to and not willing to help.

There's nothing wrong with being a bit shallow. I eat clean and work out and expect whoever I'm dating to also take care of themselves and be healthy and look good.

You should man up and do that as well rather than dating someone and treating them like shit.[/quote]She bought me my Xbox 360 and Playstation 3 video game consoles, man. Why would I let that go? I'm hoping for a 52" LCD TV sometime soon when she gets her tax money. :pray:

Just lighten up, man. I'll worry about the extra 250lbs in my life later on... when I have everything I need.

Come on new Macbook!
 
Wow @ TFN debate.

Relax people. If he isn't f*cking with you guys then it's his relationship and he has his reasons. Besides if and when she's reached the breaking point she'll bounce like a grown adult so why some of you are hung up on treating him like a wife beater is beyond me.
 
[quote name='jlarlee']I hope she cheats on you and gives you crabs[/QUOTE]

if she's that large, where the hell is she going to get crabs from, dawg? nobody else would "love" her, and it's not like you can special order that shit through the mail... "Um... hi. I'd like the crab-infested , please. Express shipping". Yeah, that'll happen. :roll:
 
Meh, there are plenty of guys out there happy to stick their dick in any girl that will let them, and such guys are the ones most likely to have crabs.

So I'm sure she'd could pick them up if she so desired. :D
 
[quote name='corrosivefrost']if she's that large, where the hell is she going to get crabs from, dawg? [/quote]


Buying second-hand undergarments from the Goodwill/Salvation Army/Local thrift store?
 
[quote name='manthing']Buying second-hand undergarments from the Goodwill/Salvation Army/Local thrift store?[/QUOTE]

[quote name='dmaul1114']Meh, there are plenty of guys out there happy to stick their dick in any girl that will let them, and such guys are the ones most likely to have crabs.

So I'm sure she'd could pick them up if she so desired. :D[/QUOTE]

[quote name='MusicNoteLess']Red Lobster.[/QUOTE]


:rofl:
 
[quote name='Pookymeister']Damn tfn. She used to be pretty hot - especially in all those nudes you sent me.[/quote]Shit happens. Really big shit. It doesn't even look right on her, man.

PM me those pics and we can exchange for some recent ones!

[quote name='CocheseUGA']I just want to know if he thinks 125 is fat, is 250 Nimitz-class to him?[/quote]115 is borderline fat for a 5'6"+ girl.

[quote name='Mr. Beef']Look out, teef! dmaul's trying to get yo chick to leave you for him![/quote]He can have her after I get my Macbook. I love being a dude cause when I leave her I can push her by her face and say "THIS SHIT BELONGS TO ME, YOU fuckING OAF" and ain't shit she can do about it cause she's too fat to do anything.
 
[quote name='tiredfornow']He can have her after I get my Macbook. I love being a dude cause when I leave her I can push her by her face and say "THIS SHIT BELONGS TO ME, YOU fuckING OAF" and ain't shit she can do about it cause she's too fat to do anything.[/quote]
:cool:
 
[quote name='tiredfornow']Shit happens. Really big shit. It doesn't even look right on her, man.

PM me those pics and we can exchange for some recent ones!

115 is borderline fat for a 5'6"+ girl.

He can have her after I get my Macbook. I love being a dude cause when I leave her I can push her by her face and say "THIS SHIT BELONGS TO ME, YOU fuckING OAF" and ain't shit she can do about it cause she's too fat to do anything.[/QUOTE]

One has some weird perceptions when there's not a lot of experience.
 
[quote name='CocheseUGA']One has some weird perceptions when there's not a lot of experience.[/quote]Uh, just cause I've been dating her for 5-6 years does not mean I can't have action on the side. My boy lilboo does it and I go by his words of "what they don't know won't hurt". Its true, too. It doesn't matter if I'm slipping my meat into another oven, does it? I have all the experience in the world now, but if she doesn't shape up theres no way in Hell that I'm putting my meat in her oven ever again. I mean, she says she loves me and stuff, but who are we both kidding? She knows I'm only there cause she buys me stuff and pays rent (I spend my money on the other women and stuff for myself) once I split she'll be lonely as Hell. No need to bash on experience here, man. :]
 
[quote name='tiredfornow']Uh, just cause I've been dating her for 5-6 years does not mean I can't have action on the side. My boy lilboo does it and I go by his words of "what they don't know won't hurt". Its true, too. It doesn't matter if I'm slipping my meat into another oven, does it? I have all the experience in the world now, but if she doesn't shape up theres no way in Hell that I'm putting my meat in her oven ever again. I mean, she says she loves me and stuff, but who are we both kidding? She knows I'm only there cause she buys me stuff and pays rent (I spend my money on the other women and stuff for myself) once I split she'll be lonely as Hell. No need to bash on experience here, man. :][/QUOTE]

:lol:

[quote name='dmaul1114']I believe he meant lack of experience with how the break up would go.[/QUOTE]

Somewhat. It's hard to not think of people as immature kids when they do stuff like use the term gay as an insult.
 
Omg. From today's NY Post:
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:rofl: That fat bitch is done for. I can smell her getting fatter.[quote name='CocheseUGA']
Somewhat. It's hard to not think of people as immature kids when they do stuff like use the term gay as an insult.[/quote]I only spread the word of the Lord, good sir.
 
[quote name='tiredfornow']:rofl: That fat bitch is done for. I can smell her getting fatter.I only spread the word of the Lord, good sir.[/quote]

What's it smell like?

empty beer cans and old BK wrappers?
 
[quote name='corrosivefrost']girls don't drink beer. :nottalking:[/quote]Tell that to my "lady". I can smell the malt liquor when I walk into the apartment. :cry:
 
[quote name='tiredfornow']Tell that to my "lady". I can smell the malt liquor when I walk into the apartment. :cry:[/QUOTE]

Well, sometimes girls drink beer. When there are no wine coolers or other... malt beverages... like Smirnoff Ice (or Zima!)... girls may bend the rule and consume beer. But funny faces and lots of complaining are required.
 
[quote name='corrosivefrost']Well, sometimes girls drink beer. When there are no wine coolers or other... malt beverages... like Smirnoff Ice (or Zima!)... girls may bend the rule and consume beer. But funny faces and lots of complaining are required.[/QUOTE]

Nah, there are girls who love beer. Just go to any good beer snob bar. I've got a couple of my female friends into some good beers.

No go with my girlfriend though, who just doesn't like alcohol in general. :cry:
 
[quote name='dmaul1114']

No go with my girlfriend though, who just doesn't like alcohol in general. :cry:[/quote]Lucky you. I swear, sometimes I have to lock myself in the bathroom just to escape whatever drunken shenanigans goes on when she has friends over.
 
[quote name='tiredfornow']Lucky you. I swear, sometimes I have to lock myself in the bathroom just to escape whatever drunken shenanigans goes on when she has friends over.[/quote]

Drunken shinanigans are the best shenanigans, thank god video cell phones did not exist when I was in college. All I need is for someone to show the "floppy dance" to my kids one day and scar them for life.
 
[quote name='h3llbring3r']Drunken shinanigans are the best shenanigans, thank god video cell phones did not exist when I was in college. All I need is for someone to show the "floppy dance" to my kids one day and scar them for life.[/quote]Yeah, drunk fat bitches are hilarious.
 
Yeah I'm old enough that drunken shenanigans are largely behind me, my friends etc.....though we still drink a lot, so there would be no worries there.

But at the same time, I'm kind of glad my g/f doesn't drink as it makes it easier to have nights out with out her wanting tag along.
 
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