Job interview gone wrong...

[quote name='JimmieMac']You won't. You should because it's funny and who gives a fuck about the speech they're gonna give you. If you show up and play it straight, they win. You show up in the banana suit, stairs and doors aside, you win. But you won't do it. You're a coward. You get some random email with red and bold in it and it makes you shit in your pants about pulling it off. Winners do. Losers sit at home wondering what could have been. I know it's hard for you to do, because you've been a loser for so long, but break the cycle, show up in the fuckin banana suit and boost youtube's market share even more.[/QUOTE]
I love you. Not sexually though.
 
[quote name='Dead of Knight']1. You're a straight (as far as I know) GUY. I don't even know if any gay guys watch that show; I think it probably has a 99% female fanbase.

2. You have tough guy Guile as your avatar.

;)[/quote]

:lol:

I'm straight, but I heard Gravitation was a good show. It doesn't matter to me if it is gay-themed or not. I'll watch just about anything in regards to anime (or animation in general). I have Black Lagoon and Saint Tail sitting in my DVD case side by side. :lol:
 
Make sure you practice dancing like this:

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[quote name='JimmieMac']You won't. You should because it's funny and who gives a fuck about the speech they're gonna give you. If you show up and play it straight, they win. You show up in the banana suit, stairs and doors aside, you win. But you won't do it. You're a coward. You get some random email with red and bold in it and it makes you shit in your pants about pulling it off. Winners do. Losers sit at home wondering what could have been. I know it's hard for you to do, because you've been a loser for so long, but break the cycle, show up in the fuckin banana suit and boost youtube's market share even more.[/quote]

Pathetic, that's the best you can come up with? The reality here Jimbo, is you're the loser... the loser that goes around taping himself with his douchebag friend *thinking* he's on to comic gold. The loser that's crouching by his fence taking pictures of his dumpy neighbor. I never said I wasn't going through with my plan, this just makes it a bit tricky to film. Although, I would've thought someone with such clever videos as you to their credit, would've figured that out already. Unfortunately for all of us, your inbred attempts at humor will die with you, as you're about that age where children are out of the picture. So, go back to your frying pan and your left hand, and as you go to sleep tonight, you think about who the real loser is.
 
[quote name='JimmieMac']You won't. You should because it's funny and who gives a fuck about the speech they're gonna give you. If you show up and play it straight, they win. You show up in the banana suit, stairs and doors aside, you win. But you won't do it. You're a coward. You get some random email with red and bold in it and it makes you shit in your pants about pulling it off. Winners do. Losers sit at home wondering what could have been. I know it's hard for you to do, because you've been a loser for so long, but break the cycle, show up in the fuckin banana suit and boost youtube's market share even more.[/quote]

Pathetic, that's the best you can come up with? The reality here Jimbo, is you're the loser... the loser that goes around taping himself with his douchebag friend *thinking* he's on to comic gold. The loser that's crouching by his fence taking pictures of his dumpy neighbor. I never said I wasn't going through with my plan, this just makes it a bit tricky to film. Although, I would've thought someone with such clever videos as you to their credit, would've figured that out already. The reality of it is you're probably going to be that creepy old guy at the bar soon, that still thinks he's cool and trendy, but life has passed him buy. The twenty-something year old girls aren't looking anymore, and meanwhile back on the homefront the fam' keeps asking, "So when ya' gonna settle down and get married and have kids Jim?" But you won't. You're too miserable of a person to let anyone in, so instead you troll internet message boards to relieve the frustrations in your personal life that you can't otherwise exhaust. Sadly, your once witty observations are now worn out, and these unimaginative attempts at getting attention will die with you, as you're about that age where children are out of the picture. So, go back to your frying pan, your cheap thrills and your creepy voyeurism, and as you go to sleep tonight, you think about who the real loser is. The sad part is, I bet you actually will.
 
Oh man, I forgot about those pics of those chicks by the pool. I lost 'em all back in the great HD crash of May 07. I gotta go look thru imageshack, maybe they're still there.

You just need to put up or shut up, make the video or fight Brak, either one will prove you're more than all talk.
 
[quote name='Dead of Knight']I don'teven know if any gay guys watch that show; I think it probably has a 99% female fanbase.[/QUOTE]
This gay guy thinks Gravitation sucks. 'Couse, it doesn't suck as much as Black Lagoon, so Guile might enjoy it anyways.
 
[quote name='JimmieMac']
You just need to put up or shut up, make the video or fight Brak, either one will prove you're more than all talk.[/QUOTE]
Yes, I definitely agree about the fight with Brak. You guys could be internet celebrities (at least for awhile) if you guys went through with it.
 
[quote name='Zenithian Legend']Pathetic, that's the best you can come up with? The reality here Jimbo, is you're the loser... the loser that goes around taping himself with his douchebag friend *thinking* he's on to comic gold. The loser that's crouching by his fence taking pictures of his dumpy neighbor. I never said I wasn't going through with my plan, this just makes it a bit tricky to film. Although, I would've thought someone with such clever videos as you to their credit, would've figured that out already. The reality of it is you're probably going to be that creepy old guy at the bar soon, that still thinks he's cool and trendy, but life has passed him buy. The twenty-something year old girls aren't looking anymore, and meanwhile back on the homefront the fam' keeps asking, "So when ya' gonna settle down and get married and have kids Jim?" But you won't. You're too miserable of a person to let anyone in, so instead you troll internet message boards to relieve the frustrations in your personal life that you can't otherwise exhaust. Sadly, your once witty observations are now worn out, and these unimaginative attempts at getting attention will die with you, as you're about that age where children are out of the picture. So, go back to your frying pan, your cheap thrills and your creepy voyeurism, and as you go to sleep tonight, you think about who the real loser is. The sad part is, I bet you actually will.[/quote]

Don't get worked up over Jamesmac. Mods either won't or can't do anything about him so just put him on your ignore list.
 
[quote name='Zenithian Legend']Pathetic, that's the best you can come up with? The reality here Jimbo, is you're the loser... the loser that goes around taping himself with his douchebag friend *thinking* he's on to comic gold. The loser that's crouching by his fence taking pictures of his dumpy neighbor. I never said I wasn't going through with my plan, this just makes it a bit tricky to film. Although, I would've thought someone with such clever videos as you to their credit, would've figured that out already. The reality of it is you're probably going to be that creepy old guy at the bar soon, that still thinks he's cool and trendy, but life has passed him buy. The twenty-something year old girls aren't looking anymore, and meanwhile back on the homefront the fam' keeps asking, "So when ya' gonna settle down and get married and have kids Jim?" But you won't. You're too miserable of a person to let anyone in, so instead you troll internet message boards to relieve the frustrations in your personal life that you can't otherwise exhaust. Sadly, your once witty observations are now worn out, and these unimaginative attempts at getting attention will die with you, as you're about that age where children are out of the picture. So, go back to your frying pan, your cheap thrills and your creepy voyeurism, and as you go to sleep tonight, you think about who the real loser is. The sad part is, I bet you actually will.[/quote]

Wait...I thought JimmyMac was gay?
 
Fact of the matter is, whether you like Jimmiemac or not, he's 100% right. ZL is never going to go through with this. Additionally his excuse is gonna be exceedingly lame. We're gonna hear something along the lines of "oh my friend didn't show up to tape it but the whole thing was hilarious" or "I showed up and no one was there" but I can assure you we're never gonna see this mythical video.
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']Fact of the matter is, whether you like Jimmiemac or not, he's 100% right. ZL is never going to go through with this. Additionally his excuse is gonna be exceedingly lame. We're gonna hear something along the lines of "oh my friend didn't show up to tape it but the whole thing was hilarious" or "I showed up and no one was there" but I can assure you we're never gonna see this mythical video.[/quote]

You'll get a video. I've got one dedicated accomplice, and one that is iffy. So, I've got three decent plans, pending on what I've got to work with.

Plan A: This goes through almost as planned. I simply show up, sign in and then excuse myself briefly while my friends in the banana suit and monkey mask get ready. I then bounce back out and catch the disaster on film.

Plan B: I sign in and excuse myself to go put the monkey mask on, while I have my friend wearing the banana suit get ready, I'll then film whatever happens while wearing the monkey mask. This is assuming I can't get my second accomplice involved.

Plan C: My friends back-out and I go by myself. I'll take the banana suit, put it in a suitcase, sign in and then go put it on for the interview. I'll have my camera ready to film all reactions. You won't get to see as much of the banana suit this way, but you'll still get to see what Primerica thinks of it.

Either way, it's close to Halloween, they invited me there for an interview, and as far as I'm concerned proper business attire consists of a banana suit, a monkey mask or at least a camera.

The keys here are I must film, as I'm the one that knows how to operate the camera, and I've got too much shit going on this weekend to give someone else a crash course. The last thing I want to have happen is I do this and get a crappy video and disappoint all of Youtube.

I want this to go down as originally planned, so I'll scout out the building on Monday after work as it's only a couple blocks away from my place. Then I'll know who is participating and who isn't, and how to stage the first video in my series of job interviews gone wrong.
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']Fact of the matter is, whether you like Jimmiemac or not, he's 100% right. ZL is never going to go through with this. Additionally his excuse is gonna be exceedingly lame. We're gonna hear something along the lines of "oh my friend didn't show up to tape it but the whole thing was hilarious" or "I showed up and no one was there" but I can assure you we're never gonna see this mythical video.[/QUOTE]
THIS. But I actually do like JimmieMac, unlike most of the posters here. He has a subtle genius about him.
 
[quote name='Kirin Lemon']This gay guy thinks Gravitation sucks. 'Couse, it doesn't suck as much as Black Lagoon, so Guile might enjoy it anyways.[/QUOTE]I freakin' knew you were (kinda) a woman. :lol: ;)
 
[quote name='Dead of Knight']THIS. But I actually do like JimmieMac, unlike most of the posters here. He has a subtle genius about him.[/quote]
JimmieMac is an acquired taste.

I've always thought of it as just a character he puts on anyway, either way the guy is a likable jackass.
 
[quote name='JimmieMac']You won't. You should because it's funny and who gives a fuck about the speech they're gonna give you. If you show up and play it straight, they win. You show up in the banana suit, stairs and doors aside, you win. But you won't do it. You're a coward. You get some random email with red and bold in it and it makes you shit in your pants about pulling it off. Winners do. Losers sit at home wondering what could have been. I know it's hard for you to do, because you've been a loser for so long, but break the cycle, show up in the fuckin banana suit and boost youtube's market share even more.[/QUOTE]

This about says it. Empty promises from an emotional, irrational alcoholic.
 
[quote name='Greetard']This about says it. Empty promises from an emotional, irrational alcoholic.[/quote]

See, the irrational part is why it will happen.
 
[quote name='shieryda']So...are you preparing for your big interview tonight?[/quote]

No, the fucker had to reschedule it for NEXT tuesday, because I didn't confirm the appointment soon enough. Either way, he's gonna get a dose of the horse, nana-man and a monkey!
 
I've also come up with a few more ideas as how to ruin a job interview... but I'm not going to post them here until I provide video evidence of my first "Job Interview Gone Wrong" with any luck this will be a hit youtube series for the holidays!
 
[quote name='Zenithian Legend']No, the fucker had to reschedule it for NEXT tuesday, because I didn't confirm the appointment soon enough. Either way, he's gonna get a dose of the horse, nana-man and a monkey![/QUOTE]
Delay/excuse number one out of infinity....
 
[quote name='Dead of Knight']Delay/excuse number one out of infinity....[/QUOTE]
Bingo, this is just the first of many excuses that will culminate in "oh, the interview just finally fell through, sorry guys, I swear I was gonna do it though!" :roll:
 
[quote name='Dead of Knight']THIS. But I actually do like JimmieMac, unlike most of the posters here. He has a subtle genius about him.[/QUOTE]


Never thought I'd ever see the word "subtle" used to describe JimmieMac :lol:
 
I dont even have a resume online, and Ive been hounded by these Primerica people, they will ask you for money, and ask you to try to sell crap to your friends and family ... at least according to what Ive researched about them
 
[quote name='Apossum']Never thought I'd ever see the word "subtle" used to describe JimmieMac :lol:[/quote]

He's about as subtle as explosive diarrhea.
 
[quote name='Dead of Knight']JimmieMac is always right a prick.[/quote]

I really don't find it odd in the least that you like him; you have a long history of being involved with abusive dipshits that can't stand you.
 
[quote name='Kayden']I really don't find it odd in the least that you like him; you have a long history of being involved with abusive dipshits that can't stand you.[/QUOTE]

Hmm this could get interesting.
 
:rofl: Did you just call yourself shit? :rofl:
[quote name='Dead of Knight']Don't worry, I'm not taking his shitbait.[/quote]
 
[quote name='Strell']I think the job interviewer should challenge ZL to a fight now.[/QUOTE]
ZL still hasn't fought Brak yet, remember?
 
[quote name='Kayden']I really don't find it odd in the least that you like him; you have a long history of being involved with abusive dipshits that can't stand you.[/QUOTE]
And you have a storied past of taking naked pictures of your uggo girlfriend with a bedsheet shoved up her twat.

So nyah.
 
[quote name='Ugamer_X']And you have a storied past of taking naked pictures of your uggo girlfriend with a bedsheet shoved up her twat.

So nyah.[/QUOTE]

Dayum.
 
[quote name='Ugamer_X']And you have a storied past of taking naked pictures of your uggo girlfriend with a bedsheet shoved up her twat.

So nyah.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, I wasn't going to bring this up, because dealing with him isn't worth any effort, but someone else did it for me. End of discussion.

Edit: Oh yeah, and it isn't a bedsheet shoved up there. It's a sock.
 
[quote name='Liquid 2']ZL still hasn't fought Brak yet, remember?[/QUOTE]

Yes, which is the exact reason I made the comment.
 
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