Job interview gone wrong...

Ha, Primerica. They primarily sell Life Insurance and it's only good for you if you have the salesmanship to sell horse shit back to the equine. In the end, it might be ok if you have connections through a hospital and you get the heads-up on patients that might need life insurance soon.

I've been to one Primerica session before and, yes, it's usually a rented office. As long as you've a pulse, they'll take you. In my case, they had a booth at a county job fair. It's definitely a cult-like company, and they'll praise the founder and the top .001% of the company, when in reality most people don't make a single sale.

It's hard to keep a straight face when they tell you that you can make $30000 a month, too. I'd guess something like 95% of all people don't return after the interview.
 
[quote name='Dead of Knight']Edit: Oh yeah, and it isn't a bedsheet shoved up there. It's a sock.[/quote]

Interesting. I myself have not seen said photograph. Was there still a foot inside this sock at the time the photo was taken?
 
I'm always amused by the fact that the assholes of CAG tend to annoy each other, instead of forming a supergroup of villainy, the likes of which could be compared to an evil Voltron, whom I call Eviltron, because that took the least amount of effort to dream up.

Think of the dastardly things you all could accomplish!

Ignore lists the size and length of an elephant's trunk! MILD DISCOMFORT RUN AMUCK! INTERNETS ANNOYANCE AT CRITICAL LEVELS!

Surely you all can harness that power for good.

Of evil, I mean.
 
[quote name='Slim Gatsby']So...did this kid ever do his "epic prank," or what?[/QUOTE]

Nope, he claims he forgot to confirm his reservation or some shit so it got pushed back. Expect this to be just the beginning of excuses.
 
[quote name='Kayden']I really don't find it odd in the least that you like him; you have a long history of being involved with abusive dipshits that can't stand you.[/QUOTE]

That's 85 levels of ownage right there. Awesome. I distinctly remember her whining about her BF in Guam not wanting to talk to her all the fucking time. That was some epic bitching.
 
Actually, its called life, I have hardly been on CAG this past week. However, if it'll make you feel any better, you're still a harping, grating, soul raping jezebel.

[quote name='Dead of Knight']And of course, once Kayden gets pwned, he runs away from the topic, never to post again.... Big surprise there.[/quote]
 
I've gotten my epic lulz already from this thread, and ZL hasn't even posted the video yet! I wouldn't say that I have undying faith in the Horse, but... well, ZL, you just have too much riding on this now. The only way to prove your arch-nemesis JMac wrong at this point is to deliver. You can't let him win!
 
Well we've got good news and bad news. I went to check out this Primerica today and took a small reconnaissance video of the building and attempted to map this out so I can take a good video. The good news is I've got a dedicated and ruthless accomplice to wear the banana suit, while I set up and in there for the interview.

The bad news is the interview itself... this company does regular interview sessions every Tuesday, basically what goes down is they gather up as many people as possible and speak to them in a group for about an hour or so about the company and so forth. Then after that they offer interviews, essentially to whoever doesn't leave.

Well, to hell with waiting in there for an hour I say! The video will have to be modified from the original plan. Instead of a banana rushing in there, I'll set up for the presentation, then notify my friend via cell phone when the time is right. Then he'll burst in there wearing the banana outfit as I film. The plan is then to have another friend wearing a monkey mask enter the building to join in on the fray and carry the banana off when Primerica doesn't offer any monkey insurance.
 
I still say go with the earlier mentioned plan of just wearing the suit yourself and have someone else film it... Just act normal it will be funnier to see them get pissed at you.. and if they say what are you doing act normal and say listening to your lecture...

And if they say you have to leave because of your outfit tell them you said to dress nice and that was the only suit you could find on short notice..

Get to the point where they basically throw you out.. you have nothing to loose and if it is one of those pyramid scam companies you did not waste the other people time that attended any more than the company did.
 
[quote name='Javil']I've gotten my epic lulz already from this thread, and ZL hasn't even posted the video yet! I wouldn't say that I have undying faith in the Horse, but... well, ZL, you just have too much riding on this now. The only way to prove your arch-nemesis JMac wrong at this point is to deliver. You can't let him win![/QUOTE]

See the beauty of it is though, even if he goes through with it, the idea is so incredibly yawn inducing to begin with that he'll still end up looking like a goofus anyway. Basically, no matter the outcome we'll get to laugh at him.

[quote name='Dead of Knight']This better be happening this Tuesday, or else.

Who am I kidding though? This shit ain't gonna happen.[/QUOTE]

My money's on the next excuse being that one of the friends didn't show up. Either that or he forgot to put a tape in the camera. I guess it depends on how long he wants to try and drag this thread out to cling to this attention he's getting.
 
[quote name='Dead of Knight']This better be happening this Tuesday, or else.[/quote]

Or else what?

T minus 11 hours (give or take) until we find out what really went down...
 
This thread is freaking awesome. I really hope he does it. But I can't say that im not a little skeptical. Oh well I guess we'll see when I get back from classes :)
ZL please do it I need a good laugh!
 
[quote name='Dead of Knight']Pretty much nothing. He's already proven himself to be a coward.[/quote]
I know your gimmick is being a bitch, but you're laying it on a little thick.

Despite what you other knuckleheads say, I think he'll do it.
 
If he actually does do it, I'll rescind my previous comments and laugh along with everyone else. But we need to egg him on for him to actually do it.
 
[quote name='Dead of Knight']If he actually does do it, I'll rescind my previous comments and laugh along with everyone else. But we need to egg him on for him to actually do it.[/quote]

You and ZL should have a side bet going...
 
THe impossibility of pulling this off has already been discussed.

(1) He would never get past the secretary.

(2) If it was a meet and greet/job fair type of thing, it would not be nearly as funny.
 
[quote name='RAMSTORIA']as much as id like to see it happen, i just dont think it will[/quote]

It's like egging on the kid at the top of the jungle gym to jump off. It will end badly.
 
[quote name='GuilewasNK']It's like egging on the kid at the top of the jungle gym to jump off. It will end badly.[/QUOTE]

for the kid, for everyone else its entertaining
 
[quote name='GuilewasNK']It's like egging on the kid at the top of the jungle gym to jump off. It will end badly.[/quote]

Except that no one will feel guilty at the outcome.
 
[quote name='GuilewasNK']It's like egging on the kid at the top of the jungle gym to jump off. It will end badly.[/quote]

Badly... no. Hilariously awesome, yes!
 
It is now 8:45 PM Central time. Either the interview never happened, or ZL is on his way back home, getting ready to edit and post the video.
 
[quote name='Dead of Knight']If he actually did it, he would have posted by now, given all the crap we've given him in this thread.[/QUOTE]

you're probably right. But I'm gonna hope that he hasn't posted because he is being held by the police. However unlikely that is I'm still gonna hold out hope that it did in fact happen lol.
 
[quote name='pittpizza']THe impossibility of pulling this off has already been discussed.

(1) He would never get past the secretary.

(2) If it was a meet and greet/job fair type of thing, it would not be nearly as funny.[/quote]

Problem with #1 - Primerica isn't a typical company and they don't employ secretaries. I'm fairly certain everyone in the company, excluding top brass, are commission/pyramid compensated. The secretary will likely be ZL's "interviewer".
 
We can only hope that ZL is too embarassed to show himself around here anymore. Although, after how much of an ass he's made of himself in the past, I guess no matter how much of a dumb ass he makes out of himself he keeps coming back at some point.
 
Anyone bother to look at ZL's profile lately? The interesting part is this:

Last Activity: 11-06-2007 07:02 PM

He was on the night after the supposed interview and didn't post a single thing in this thread. No update, no nothing, and he probably never will post another thing in this thread. He's gonna sit back and hope it just disappears.
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']Anyone bother to look at ZL's profile lately? The interesting part is this:

Last Activity: 11-06-2007 07:02 PM

He was on the night after the supposed interview and didn't post a single thing in this thread. No update, no nothing, and he probably never will post another thing in this thread. He's gonna sit back and hope it just disappears.[/quote]

And I will bump it every once in a while.
 
[quote name='Greetard']As will I. This thread will not die.[/QUOTE]

I will help bump too. This thread should live forever as a testament to ZL's bs. ^_^
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']Anyone bother to look at ZL's profile lately? The interesting part is this:

Last Activity: 11-06-2007 07:02 PM

He was on the night after the supposed interview and didn't post a single thing in this thread. No update, no nothing, and he probably never will post another thing in this thread. He's gonna sit back and hope it just disappears.[/QUOTE]
I could have told you this without even looking at his profile. :lol:
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']Update:

Last Activity: Today 07:58 PM

What a tool bag.[/QUOTE]
I'm sure you aren't surprised about this. If you are, then you shouldn't be.
 
[quote name='Dead of Knight']I'm sure you aren't surprised about this. If you are, then you shouldn't be.[/QUOTE]

Nope, not surprised in the least. I knew he was all talk. I'm just documenting it so that he can't say later on that he couldn't update us because he couldn't get on CAG.
 
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