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I'm booking a WrestleCrap worthy gimmick for MVP: Michael Vick's Puppykiller

Not only can he keep his Ballin' gimmick, he can drown some puppies for heel heat. Then we can get a over-zealous heel PETA gimmick and he can beat them and turn defacto face so we can cheer on the Ballin' Dog Killer. WE CAN MAKE IT WORK!
 
This Edge/Kane stuff is terrible. All of it. It's bad to the point that you're honestly embarrassed for the people involved.

So bad.
 
[quote name='007']This Edge/Kane stuff is terrible. All of it. It's bad to the point that you're honestly embarrassed for the people involved.

So bad.[/QUOTE]

It's funny that they didn't even edit in a crowd reaction - the only time I heard noise during their entire match was when Kane did his clothesline off the top.
 
[quote name='007']This Edge/Kane stuff is terrible. All of it. It's bad to the point that you're honestly embarrassed for the people involved.

So bad.[/QUOTE]
I thought Edge was on a crusade against stupidity? This entire angle seems pretty stupid.
 
Edge kidnapped Paul Bearer, bound and gagged him, has tortured him and tormented Kane with footage all of this. This has gone on for several weeks. It's OK, though, because Edge is a good guy and that makes all of his actions cheerable. It's an absolutely awful storyline. IMO, Edge is a terrible face, regardless of the story. There's nothing about him that engenders any support for him from me.
 
Not to mention he's used a dummy of Paul twice just to trick everyone that he killed him in a Looney Tunes manner.

I think the first week he kidnapped him, he was tied to a motorized chair, but I couldn't see it clearly. :rofl:
 
Poor guy probably hasn't showered in weeks. ...or someone has been giving him spongebaths...
~_ smell that?
 
It's been a few days and I STILL can't understand how MVP didn't become a huge star.

Dude even had the women of THE VIEW oogling over him!!!

What else do you need?

Women? CHECK
Kids? CHECK
"Urban population" CHECK

Microphone skills? CHECK
Charisma? CHECK


.....Yet, there was a point earlier this year when I think Shameus and Swagger both held the title. Two boring characters that should be firmly in high-mid-card hell!

Shoot, I remember when Swagger I think had a backstage segment with MVP. Even a few matches I believe. Wrong guy with that title....

And speaking on the Celtic Warrior...


WHY HAVE HIM WIN KOTR?!?!?!

That's the definition of backward hustling! KOTR was made to elevate wrestlers. You won KOTR....you generally were taken as the next top thing. Del Rio would have benefited from winning. Cody's whole gimmick could have been powerful if he could parade down to the ring with the robe and crown looking at himself in the mirror!!!! Shoot, even Drew...he'd been a good fit. Basically, someone on SD should have won it. They need to look powerful.

Celtic winning??? HE'S HELD THE TITLE TWICE! What's the purpose? What is he being elevated to? We already know about him. We already have seen him compete. Unless for now on they're going to have champions win it, this was the most pointless thing WWE has done since umm...


....having Darren Young help beat up Nexus in the parking lot.

THat's another thing I wanna rant about. Why is Nexus so weak??? Why is DY beating up Nexus? Why is he on my TV in the first place? At least justify him being on Raw somehow...like "I'm here to help Cena destroy yall" or something.


Everyone remember when Nexus looked like the creation of the internet and their wet dream? It had brawlers, a high flier, and a few people who could handle the microphone. Now look at it. At best they're just a bunch of men who can look menancing. At worst, it's a group where they throw stones and coward when superstars come after them.

And this ties back to...CELTIC! That is/was the worst part about him! He looks devestating...but booked to run and hide and need Cena's or whomever's help.

Same with Nexus. Yall terrorizing Raw but running when a face comes out???


I'm literally tired of WWE. Smackdown is depleted. NXT was an afterthought. And Raw is a bag of shit labeled chocolate. There's no incentive. No reason. And it's competition is so lackluster that I'm basically almost done with wrestling, period.

Shit's pitiful. All I ask is that on certain nights I can be entertained by this male soap opera. Instead, I get a clusterfuck of stuff that makes my head hurt in frustration.
 
I am determined to continue my BOYCOTT of Smackdown until the Kane/Edge deal ends. such BS that angle is and a great nomination for worst feud of the year. And think of all the lame feuds that went on in TNA this year.
 
[quote name='mykevermin']Demolition...man, I know you guys are old and all, but please... just...no.[/QUOTE]

That being said, Wouldn't they be a pretty big name for the Hall of fame? I know this year is suppose to be NWA/WCW focused since they'll be in Atlanta, but It's never to early to plan for next year.
 
I dunno. I was a huge Demoltion fan growing up, but even I recognize that they were WWF's way of sating the desire to see a Road Warriors like team in WWF. Not to mention "tag team" must be a naughty word in WWE currently, because god knows they haven't mattered for shit since...well, TWGTT was the last team I thought was any good and had a solid, respectable run.

Last point: Hall of Fame is just a good ol' boys network gladhanding each other based on what WWE wants to see. It's not a real wrestling hall of fame, it's a fucking work. So, truth be told, HoF doesn't matter to me at all.

I watched TNA Impact this afternoon. They had some decent stuff going on, but their biggest problem is just too much stuff. The philosophy that there has to be something new every minute or two just kills the show for me, and gives me no time to digest what I saw, who I saw, or what they did. The only thing TNA has going for it is that I *want* to like them. I don't, but I want to.
 
Does anyone else have this strange tingling sensation that there is going to be a Kennedy err Anderson heel turn tonight? Just seems par for the course with how they set shit up these days. I honestly believe if they do turn him heel after him getting legit hurt by the person they chose to be the major heel thusly making him their major face I will have to stop watching TNA for a bit...

Shit who am I kidding. It isn't like there is anything else on at that time on Thursday nights which can make decent noise in the background as I am gaming anyways...
 
[quote name='crr_1119']Another release: http://www.wwe.com/inside/news/mvpreleased

Wish I could say I'm surprised, but with how he's been acting on Twitter lately I guess it's not really shocking. An absolute shame though. He was one of the better wrestlers on the roster, great talker too.

Edit: Also from his twitter:

Which is funny, since I thought he wasn't allowed in the more important countries for wrestling because of his prison time. :p[/QUOTE]


few days late but holy shit... wtf
 
Quote of the night from a chatroom on a wrestling fan ppv discussion website:

"Samoa Joe's titties are so big, they could be better announcers than both Taz and Micheal Cole."

I nominate the next thread be a "Samoa Joe's Huge Ass Titties Memorial Thread."
 
[quote name='diddy310']lol did Tara get her head dunked in the toilet off camera?[/QUOTE]

yeah but it was only off-camera because they had to get the planted fat guy running out of the stall

got to have priorities
 
[quote name='Sporadic']Wow that Mickie-Tara match was the worst thing ever[/QUOTE]

how so? keep in mind not all of us are watching the PPV, for free or paid.

and I don't believe in spoilers for a live event.
 
Has EY always been Shark Boy? First time I ever noticed it. Guess maybe they shouldnt have zoomed in on the eyes.
 
[quote name='Spyder187']Has EY always been Shark Boy? First time I ever noticed it. Guess maybe they shouldnt have zoomed in on the eyes.[/QUOTE]

No, in fact they were even a team together when he was Super Eric. Are you sure that was Young behind the mask? I think he's a bit bigger.
 
[quote name='mykevermin']how so? keep in mind not all of us are watching the PPV, for free or paid.

and I don't believe in spoilers for a live event.[/QUOTE]

i was only barely paying attention to it. rope break during a falls count anywhere match. extremely poor (most likely improvised) brawling in the back. ends up in the mens bathroom (lol a guy was taking a shit in a stall and ran out embarrassed - vintage russo). madison was hiding in one of the stalls with a fire extinguisher. sprayed mickie so tara could win.
 
Yeah, Mickie and Tara were no selling their heads bouncing off various concrete and metal objects for about 15 minutes.
 
Oh, jesus. That's how I felt when I was watching Impact earlier. Something big happens, and they cut scene before you get a chance to realize what happened. The same can be said of many of their matches. Just no-selling all across creation for 3-4 minutes at a time. They got shit to do, I guess they rationalize.
 
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