I was just watching the Hurricane Relief Telethon on TV. Everything was going smoothly. A bunch of actors and singers were pretending to care and gaining publicity....
Then on comes Kanye West and Mike Myers, who were supposed to do a cut-and-dry monologue. Mike did his thing...boring. Then Kanye started. It sounded like he was hyperventilating, or on the verge of tears. It was wierd.
He brought up that Yahoo News article and how they said that the black person was "looting", and how the white family was "finding neccessities". He also stressed how this is mainly a african american area, and how there wasn't much being done. He eventually ran out of steam, and Myers said a little more. Kanye was supposed to close the monologue, but ended it instead with "GEORGE BUSH DOES NOT CARE ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE."
Just the look on Myers face was priceless. It was the kind of face like when you are just caught watching porn, or find out that your friend is banging your sister. They cut Kanye and Myers, and focused in on Chris Tucker, who looked like he was about to shit his pants. His eyes were wide open and his mouth was gaping.
It was the best thing ever, and Kanye is my new hero.
Then on comes Kanye West and Mike Myers, who were supposed to do a cut-and-dry monologue. Mike did his thing...boring. Then Kanye started. It sounded like he was hyperventilating, or on the verge of tears. It was wierd.
He brought up that Yahoo News article and how they said that the black person was "looting", and how the white family was "finding neccessities". He also stressed how this is mainly a african american area, and how there wasn't much being done. He eventually ran out of steam, and Myers said a little more. Kanye was supposed to close the monologue, but ended it instead with "GEORGE BUSH DOES NOT CARE ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE."
Just the look on Myers face was priceless. It was the kind of face like when you are just caught watching porn, or find out that your friend is banging your sister. They cut Kanye and Myers, and focused in on Chris Tucker, who looked like he was about to shit his pants. His eyes were wide open and his mouth was gaping.
It was the best thing ever, and Kanye is my new hero.