[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']First, to answer the Kobe haters:
Kobe the ballhog. The majority of his seasons he has averaged between 5 and 6 assists per game. Jordan only once average 8 assists per game and other than that season never averaged more then 6.3 per game. In fact, Kobe is currently only 1 assist per game behind Jordan (4.4 to 5.3) with Kobe playing only 15 minutes a game as a rookie and 26 minutes a game his second season. Jordan only had one season that he averaged less than 35 minutes a game, and that was a season he only played 18 games in. Last year, Kobe averaged 6 assists a game. This year his assists are a bit down, but the issue comes from the fact that when he passes the ball, his teammates miss their shots. He understands the triangle offense completely, his teammates don't. Next to Kobe, Luke Walton understands the triangle offense the best on the team. Let me repeat that, LUKE WALTON. The Lakers would have won half as many games this year had Kobe not taken over. He is doing whatever it takes for his team to win, just as someone has said about Jordan. Right now, the Lakers absolutely need him to score a lot because no one else will. That's what he's doing.
Kobe the defender. Kobe is a shade behind Jordan in terms of averages, but not as drastically as some make it out. In steals per game, Kobe is down 1.45 to 2.35. In blocks per game, .60 to .83. As for rebounds, 5.1 to 6.2. These are very comparable numbers. Plus, like Jordan, Kobe routinely asks to defend the opposing team's best perimiter player.
Kobe the rapist. Get over it. He got caught doing what 90% of the players in the league do: fooling around with women. It just so happened that the girl was mentally unstable. She had a history of mental issues, and at the time had recently expressed suicidal thoughts. And you're going to tell me that a 19 year old girl is going to a professional athelete's room with completely innocent thoughts? Let's not forget that at least 1 other semen sample was found on her underwear. I'm not condoning what Kobe did, but the girl was messed up and used Kobe as a way to get a stash of money. End of story.
Now, a note about Magic Johnson,
the greatest player of all time:
As a 20 year old rookie in the NBA Finals, Magic
started game six at center in place of the injured Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, and went on to record 42 pts, 15 rebounds, 7 assist and 3 steals, becoming the first rookie to win NBA Finals MVP. You want clutch? See the hook shot against the Celtics to win game 4 of the NBA Finals. You want defense? League leader in steals in 81 and 82 (record for most consecutive seasons leading the league in steals), and is 9th on the all time steals list. Toss in 7 rebounds, 11 assists and 19 points a game, along with 5 championships, and you've got the greatest player of all time.[/QUOTE]

also note that Magic was in the simpsons whereas jordan was not.