Just did a solo queue, expected the worse. As soon as I picked Lux one goes "Nooo! Lux dont catch!"
I'm like "?" and got no response. My expectations lowered. Then I see who I'm mid against, LeBlanc. I can't beat her mid, never have. Best I can do is break even. Expectations lower some more. We get into the game. My teammates all are speaking like Portuguese or something. This is not looking good. I stay way back, as we have no jungler and they have a jungle Fiora that I've never played against. I'm barely ahead in CS, and have LB down to like half health. Then she hits me with her combo. BUT, I land a Q on her before she can jump back... and she's under the tower. She barely lives and I've got like half health. No ult yet. I get some more CS and recall. Things are looking up! Then bot dies... twice.... both of them. Not so great. Then we lose top. I have no idea how. Things are bleak again. But, I'm still beating this LB mid. I've got like 15 CS on her, and she is missing part of her combo every time. I'm making her recall while keeping my mana up. She blows half her mana in one combo, and then I just pop a pot and heal. Then we see Fiora going for our blue. We jump her and get like our 2nd kill. They still have like 5 kills on us, and a tower. They are still pushing bot, so all 5 of us go down there. 2 more kills. Then we go back mid and take their tower. After that, we just steam roll them. They die every time they come near us. I get a double kill and a good snipe later. We take their inhibitor. Then LB starts talking shit. "GG, Noobs", "LoL your bot so noob", "I was watching TV, only reason you win". They surrender! I havent even died! Then we get into chat and I'm like "How did I beat LB mid? I never beat her mid!" and the other team is like "Yup, thats what we thought. Trash talking LB has 200 wins." Everyone else is in the 400s.
Lesson: If you lost a lane you really should have won, dont talk shit.