Lindsay Lohan AKA Fire Bush (NSFW)

At one point Davis - the son of dead billionaire Marvin Davis - says: "I think she's worth about seven million, which means she's really poor. It's disgusting. She lives in a motel."

fuck yes. I hadn't heard of Brandon Davis until this little incident, but he acts the way super rich people are supposed to act. He should drive up and down Rodeo Drive pointing at people from his Bentley and call them all hobos. "Look at that fucker in the Mercedes. He must work at McDonalds or something."

- The Superficial
 
I saw that on E!. Dude seems like a silver-spooned, pampered, rich snob. Talking about Lindsay like she is poor, lol. Lindsay has definitely lost her IT girl status but that guy is a plain ass.

This is why being friends with Paris or being seen with Paris is bad. Good luck Matthew Leinart. :roll:
 
Well, I have to side with Lohan here. A dubious talent is better than two no-talents born into their lifestyle.
 
[quote name='jmcc']Well, I have to side with Lohan here. A dubious talent is better than two no-talents born into their lifestyle.[/quote]

My thoughts exactly. Lindsay actually had to earn her money and has some actual talent.

I could say Paris has talent too, but I saw the tape and was not impressed. :whistle2:#
 
I had to turn that shit off after about a minute. Those two fucking disgust me. I don't really like Lohan, but they're just completely fucking worthless. At least Lohan tried to move up in the world and make herself a well-established actress and entertainer. These fucks rely solely on their parents' wealth for their fame, and this has obviously impaired their intelligence. I REALLY enjoyed Howard Stern's reply to these assholes, found here: http://tmz.aol.com/article2/_a/the-brandon-hate-video-stern-goes-off/20060518133709990001
 
[quote name='Dead of Knight']I had to turn that shit off after about a minute. Those two fucking disgust me. I don't really like Lohan, but they're just completely fucking worthless. At least Lohan tried to move up in the world and make herself a well-established actress and entertainer. These fucks rely solely on their parents' wealth for their fame, and this has obviously impaired their intelligence. I REALLY enjoyed Howard Stern's reply to these assholes, found here: http://tmz.aol.com/article2/_a/the-brandon-hate-video-stern-goes-off/20060518133709990001[/quote]

:rofl: Robin's comment at the end was priceless!

Howard Stern just earned some serious cool points with me. I don't always like everything he does, but he got this one right.
 
[quote name='zewone']At one point Davis - the son of dead billionaire Marvin Davis - says: "I think she's worth about seven million, which means she's really poor. It's disgusting. She lives in a motel."

fuck yes. I hadn't heard of Brandon Davis until this little incident, but he acts the way super rich people are supposed to act. He should drive up and down Rodeo Drive pointing at people from his Bentley and call them all hobos. "Look at that fucker in the Mercedes. He must work at McDonalds or something."

- The Superficial[/quote]:rofl:
 
I am in no way defending Brandon Davis or Hilton but I will say this: I am GLAAAAAD there are no cameras following me when I've been on a bender. It's been reported to me that some stupid ass things have come out of my mouth, for sure.

God, to be that absolutely filthy rich with a bunch of bodyguards escorting you around all coked up and self righteous - the center of attention, always. That's how these a$$holes were raised. Ew, Paris just cackling in the background. What a f'ing piece of garbage she is. Laughing like a sidearm slut at everything (funny or not) that Davis says. My friend remarked while watching House of Wax that he would hit it.. and all I could think of is how she never looks like there is a thought in her head. She looks like she would be PAINFULLY boring to be around. Some girls look vapid, but Paris seems to OWN it. She embodies the "get this bitch the hell out of my bed" in the morning feeling.
 
[quote name='coltyhuxx']She embodies the "get this bitch the hell out of my bed" in the morning feeling.[/quote]

Wait, you'd actually sleep with her for a whole night? Wow, you're braver than I am. She only rates a 5 minute doggie style followed by a healthy nut juice facial. After that, I've got better things to do like take a shit or file my tax return. :lol:
 
[quote name='Scorch']I am thorougly disappointed in this thread. I thought there was going to be a picture. Bah.[/QUOTE]

QFT

Where's the burning bush when you want it?
 
[quote name='2poor']QFT

Where's the burning bush when you want it?[/quote]

Trust me, when you're talkin' about a slut like Paris or Lindsay, you don't want a burning bush. :lol:
 
the "firecrotch" and "lindsey lohan has a clit thats 7 feet long" comments made me burst out laughing.

but yes, I agree that he is a jackass and needs to have a beating.
 
My favorite was this comment on the bottom of that page...


"You know how they say that people tend to make fun of other people to distract from their own insecurities?

Brandon Davis has a 7-foot long clitoris."




by Worker #3116 on 05/17/06 02:50 PM
 
[quote name='jmcc']Well, I have to side with Lohan here. A dubious talent is better than two no-talents born into their lifestyle.[/quote]

Agreed. At one point int time, I was actually a Lohan fan (during her Parent Trap Remake and a bit of her Mean Girls days), but in recent times have been definitely not liking her. This just puts me back on her side. Oh and it's nice to know that the carpet is still what the blinds used to be. Red heads are way hot.

[quote name='coltyhuxx']I am in no way defending Brandon Davis or Hilton but I will say this: I am GLAAAAAD there are no cameras following me when I've been on a bender. It's been reported to me that some stupid ass things have come out of my mouth, for sure.

God, to be that absolutely filthy rich with a bunch of bodyguards escorting you around all coked up and self righteous - the center of attention, always. That's how these a$$holes were raised. Ew, Paris just cackling in the background. What a f'ing piece of garbage she is. Laughing like a sidearm slut at everything (funny or not) that Davis says. My friend remarked while watching House of Wax that he would hit it.. and all I could think of is how she never looks like there is a thought in her head. She looks like she would be PAINFULLY boring to be around. Some girls look vapid, but Paris seems to OWN it. She embodies the "get this bitch the hell out of my bed" in the morning feeling.[/quote]

QFT

Especially that last paragraph. The first one, meh...I feel that when a person is drunk, their realy personality shows. But in this case neither this Brandon guy nor Paris actually have one.
 
[quote name='zewone']At one point Davis - the son of dead billionaire Marvin Davis - says: "I think she's worth about seven million, which means she's really poor. It's disgusting. She lives in a motel."

fuck yes. I hadn't heard of Brandon Davis until this little incident, but he acts the way super rich people are supposed to act. He should drive up and down Rodeo Drive pointing at people from his Bentley and call them all hobos. "Look at that fucker in the Mercedes. He must work at McDonalds or something."

- The Superficial[/quote]
If you like thesuperficial, you should check out www.wwtdd.com, unless you already know it that is. It's one of the same guys that does all the articles for TS.

[quote name='wwtdd']"She's worth about 7 million, which means she's really poor. It's disgusting. She lives in a motel."
Keep in mind that Brandon Davis' great accomplishment in life is that he inherited oil money from his billionaire grandfather, Marvin Davis. He's never had a job, he just does stuff like this. So Paris Hilton will like him. So with that mind, I'm proud to announce that my new goal in life is to find Brandon Davis and beat his ass in front of the paparazzi and Paris Hilton. So, if you see anyone and they're not beating Brandon Davis' ass in front of the paparazzi and Paris Hilton, rest assured, that's not me.[/quote]
This guy is disgusting, take a look at this picture, makes you wonder how he got with all these celebrities, since, I'm assuming, they have their own money. http://www.wwtdd.com/images/mb126.jpg
 
[quote name='hiccupleftovers']Agreed. At one point int time, I was actually a Lohan fan (during her Parent Trap Remake and a bit of her Mean Girls days), but in recent times have been definitely not liking her. This just puts me back on her side. Oh and it's nice to know that the carpet is still what the blinds used to be. Red heads are way hot.



QFT

Especially that last paragraph. The first one, meh...I feel that when a person is drunk, their realy personality shows. But in this case neither this Brandon guy nor Paris actually have one.[/quote]

Reminds me of an old Bill Cosby routine...

I said to a guy, "What is it about cocaine that makes it so wonderful?"

The guy said, "Well, it intensifies your personality."

I said, "Yes, but what if you're an asshole?"

:lol:
 
I knew there was a reason I've never liked Paris Hilton. I actually think Lindsay's quite pretty. Has anyone seen her most recent pictures at this Maxim thing? She looks quite good there..
 
[quote name='GuilewasNK']I could say Paris has talent too, but I saw the tape and was not impressed. :whistle2:#[/QUOTE]

This bitch can't even get the name of her own video game right...
 
[quote name='sarausagi']I knew there was a reason I've never liked Paris Hilton. I actually think Lindsay's quite pretty. Has anyone seen her most recent pictures at this Maxim thing? She looks quite good there..[/quote]

She started off being VERY attractive IMO. That was around the Mean Girls movie. Then she either went on a horrible diet or started doing hardcore drugs (no one is really sure from what I can tell) and she lost a LOT of weight. It is similar to all the weight Nicole Ritchie lost. Now that Lindsay is gtting some weight on her she looks nice again. I haven't seen the Maxim thing but I have seen her on TV some for her new movie and she is looking healthier now.
 
That guy needs to have his ass humiliated. And not in the physical sense. The only thing people like that react to is money.

Lindsey, time to hire yourself a good lawyer.
 
Sorry but if your that rich 'even tho you look like jay lenos son' why would u have to date paris hilton? Its pretty pathetic to have to bang someone after fred dirst and one of the backstreet boys.

Maybe lohan turned this guy down?
 
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