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I am glad I got Economics out of the way. That was one of the worst classes I have ever had to sit through.

Spring 06 isn't that bad for me:

MAT 309 Calculus 3 4 HRS
PHY 255/6 Engineering Physics 2 w/ Lab 5 HRS
MUS 104 Jazz Appreciation 3 HRS
HIS 201 Modern European History 3 HRS

TOTAL HOURS: 15 Credit Hours
 
[quote name='Tiphireth']Okay, so Tnr sends me a link to a website that is supposed to define what religion you are. Keep in mind with most test, I think along the same lines as Maddox. Here's my results, which I don't disagree too much with (except the second answer.. wtf. :shock: )

[url="http://img347.imageshack.us/img347/5794/religion8mi8dh.th.jpg"]http://img347.imageshack.us/img347/5794/religion8mi8dh.th.jpg[/url]

At least Islam is only 92%. I blame this on the fact that I have a bunch of Mormon friends and I've read parts of the Book of Mormon. Oh, and I've been to Temple Square. Several times. Best place in Utah. :D

Linky[/QUOTE]

I have a 100% correlation to Roman Catholicism. What a Shock! :lol:

(And the least correlation to Scientology-15%). HA! Take that you stupid thetons!
(That was a great South Park!)
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Damn, just got my FHM and Kristanna is looking pretty good. Maybe it's the paint. :lol:[/QUOTE]
Kristanna? What kind of weird name is that?
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']You know, BloodRayne Kristanna.[/QUOTE]
And of Dungeon Siege, I see. What, couldn't she find work in SciFi Original movies?
 
did anyone see Woody Paige as Elvis today on 1st and 10?

That shit was hilarious. I wish I had capped it so I could make him my avatar
 
[quote name='s1eepinglionhart']holy crap. a) glad it's you and not me, i abhor economics. :) b) i've only ever seen a 5 credit hour course once before... crazy!! c) your classes go through mid-June? holy fuck!

have fun![/QUOTE]
b) this will be the second 5 unit class I take
c)they go till june 2nd.

[quote name='s1eepinglionhart'] Aw dammit. Now you made me sad again. :cry:
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dude, I almost died laughing at that shit.

[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Ouch. That is possibly the worst schedule I've ever seen. :lol: Today 06:22 AM[/QUOTE]
I had to cram it all up becuase I didn't know what I wanted to major in until like a week ago.

[quote name='Saucy Jack'] Classic! Thanks. :)[/QUOTE]
no problem

[quote name='CaseyRyback']did anyone see Woody Paige as Elvis today on 1st and 10?

That shit was hilarious. I wish I had capped it so I could make him my avatar[/QUOTE]
I saw it. Woody is the shits.

[quote name='SuprTnr2']Might as well go, your not going to do anything else, 'cept sleep late.[/QUOTE]
I ended up just going to my Trig class. We had a test and I forgot my calculator. I had to run home and get it. Good thing I live close to campus, I made it back to class about 20 mins late.
 
[quote name='DT778']I ended up just going to my Trig class. We had a test and I forgot my calculator. I had to run home and get it. Good thing I live close to campus, I made it back to class about 20 mins late.[/QUOTE]
What did you need a calculator for?
 
The Results of my religion thingy.

1. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (100%)
2. Liberal Quakers (96%)
3. Orthodox Quaker (93%)
4. Reform Judaism (88%)
5. Unitarian Universalism (85%)
6. Orthodox Judaism (79%)
7. Seventh Day Adventist (79%)
8. Bahá'í Faith (76%)
9. Hinduism (76%)
10. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (74%)
11. Islam (72%)
12. Mahayana Buddhism (67%)
13. Jainism (66%)
14. Theravada Buddhism (63%)
15. Neo-Pagan (62%)
16. Sikhism (61%)
17. Eastern Orthodox (58%)
18. Roman Catholic (58%)
19. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (56%)
20. New Age (56%)
21. Taoism (55%)
22. Jehovah's Witness (49%)
23. New Thought (46%)
24. Nontheist (39%)
25. Secular Humanism (39%)
26. Scientology (38%)
27. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (32%)



Hmm.. I'm Roman Catholic... I wonder if this is telling me something :(
 
[quote name='jmcc']What did you need a calculator for?[/QUOTE]
Calculators help with most math my friend ;) Although I'm surprised you couldn't just bum one off of your teacher or a classmate, that bites.
 
Just ordered a Papa Johns pizza online. I hate using the fucking phone, so online ordering is a blessing...besides the fact im stuck at work and needed food badly
 
[quote name='SuprTnr2']Calculators help with most math my friend ;) Although I'm surprised you couldn't just bum one off of your teacher or a classmate, that bites.[/QUOTE]
At this point in semester, though, Trig doesn't require a calculator anymore, in my experience. Getting decimal answers are the only thing I can remember needing one for and that's usually over in the first few weeks.

edit: Also, as you go on in math, numbers become less important. Calculators are just for engineers, I'm starting to think.
 
[quote name='SpottedNigel']Just ordered a Papa Johns pizza online. I hate using the fucking phone, so online ordering is a blessing...besides the fact im stuck at work and needed food badly[/QUOTE]

Mmmmm... pizza...

Man, I wish there was a Papa Johns around here...

Enjoy the food, my friend! :)
 
Hey, come on. Stop re-enforcing the stereotype that Papa John's produces edible food.
 
Taco Bell is considered high taste with the amount of fucking Little Ceasers around here. Sure, you may own the Red Wings, but some god damn PIZZA, not fucking cardboard!!!

That being said, back to re-marking things to thier correct price...
 
Reason 36 why it sucks to live with your parents.

So I'm in Costco at the checkout line and there is this absolutely stunning redhead at the register. She's no taller than 5'6", absolutely stunning figure with breasts that defy grvaity and a rump that you could bounce a quarter ten feet off the ground. And she even made a sarcastic remark about Mariah Carey, which is a plus. I wwanted so badly to talk her up...

But my friggin father and sister were there. :(

Next Friday I'm going to go back to Costco and see if I can find her by myself.
 
[quote name='Admiral Ackbar']Reason 36 why it sucks to live with your parents.

So I'm in Costco at the checkout line and there is this absolutely stunning redhead at the register. She's no taller than 5'6", absolutely stunning figure with breasts that defy grvaity and a rump that you could bounce a quarter ten feet off the ground. And she even made a sarcastic remark about Mariah Carey, which is a plus. I wwanted so badly to talk her up...

But my friggin father and sister were there. :(

Next Friday I'm going to go back to Costco and see if I can find her by myself.[/QUOTE]Where do you live? 8-[ :twisted: :lol:
 
On a related note: does anyone else find it odd that Costco's website has a tab for "urns and caskets?"
 
[quote name='Admiral Ackbar']Reason 36 why it sucks to live with your parents.

So I'm in Costco at the checkout line and there is this absolutely stunning redhead at the register. She's no taller than 5'6", absolutely stunning figure with breasts that defy grvaity and a rump that you could bounce a quarter ten feet off the ground. And she even made a sarcastic remark about Mariah Carey, which is a plus. I wwanted so badly to talk her up...

But my friggin father and sister were there. :(

Next Friday I'm going to go back to Costco and see if I can find her by myself.[/QUOTE]
Coward. A real man would talk her up, regardless, if she's that fine. :lol:
 
[quote name='shrike4242']Coward. A real man would talk her up, regardless, if she's that fine. :lol:[/QUOTE]

You don;t understand. I hate my family. They love nothing more that making other people suffer. My family is literally full of hate. I would never, ever, ever, ever hear the end of it.
 
[quote name='shrike4242']Coward. A real man would talk her up, regardless, if she's that fine. :lol:[/QUOTE]

Yeah. You'd ooze confidence if you were to have approached her -- which would have cancelled out the fact you were with your father and sister.

I've found that it's weird to approach women in these types of setting, though. It seems more natural / practical to do it in places like class or work, so they're not an absolute "stranger" on the streets.
 
[quote name='shrike4242']Coward. A real man would talk her up, regardless, if she's that fine. :lol:[/QUOTE]
I'd tend to agree. Samurai it up, boy-o.
 
Actually, It could work in my favor if I see her next time I walk in.

I can work the whole, "You probably don't remember me but I didn't forget about you," angle. Women love that.
 
My work schedule is trash.

Tomorrow (Saturday), I have to work:

9:30 AM - 11:30 AM, 3 PM - 7 PM, 8 PM - 1 AM and then 7 AM to 5 PM (Sunday).
 
[quote name='Admiral Ackbar']Actually, It could work in my favor if I see her next time I walk in.

I can work the whole, "You probably don't remember me but I didn't forget about you," angle. Women love that.[/QUOTE]

But if you're ugly, you'll come off as a psycho. :O
 
[quote name='Brak']My work schedule is trash.

Tomorrow (Saturday), I have to work:

9:30 AM - 11:30 AM, 3 PM - 7 PM, 8 PM - 1 AM and then 7 AM to 5 PM (Sunday).[/QUOTE]

That sucks man.

Thankfully, I only have 8 days of work left for this calendar year. :D
 
[quote name='s1eepinglionhart']That sucks man.

Thankfully, I only have 8 days of work left for this calendar year. :D[/QUOTE]

How in the Hell did you manage that?
 
[quote name='Admiral Ackbar']Actually, It could work in my favor if I see her next time I walk in.

I can work the whole, "You probably don't remember me but I didn't forget about you," angle. Women love that.[/QUOTE]Well if you have to resort to cheese. Just hope she doesn't (correctly) translate that to "I've been thinking of you every time I masturbate ever since I first saw you". :lol:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Well if you have to resort to cheese. Just hope she doesn't (correctly) translate that to "I've been thinking of you every time I masturbate ever since I first saw you last week". :lol:[/QUOTE]

That's what I'm sayin'. A lot of girls don't like that kinda of talk... well, most do, actually.

Those lines can backfire depending on whose mouth it's emitting from.
 
[quote name='Brak']How in the Hell did you manage that?[/QUOTE]

Well, between grad school and my teamlead and teammates taking vacation so I got stuck covering, I had something sick like... 20 vacation days left. Gotta use em before the end of the year or just after, so...

I'm on paid holiday from end of workday on 12/14 and don't return to work until monday, 1/9/06. Finally something to look forward to!! :D
 
With me, and I've found this to work very well, I like to appear brooding and methodical, which comes natural. However, I'll create a type of psychological contradiction where I'll be overtly irreverent (towards myself, and reality), whilst staying smooth. It seems to work.

My exgirlfriend said she was afraid of my mind... as soon as she said that, my quick-to-react imagination pictured her in a black and white film, screaming in terror as a monstrous brain floated atop of her head -- my brain. However, that's not what she was speaking of. She said that she always thought it was funny when I'd people watch and/or meet somebody and instantly dissect everything about them (behind their back, or to their face if they were assholes). She said she used to be afraid when I'd "stare" at her, because she thought I was "making fun of her in my head" -- when, really, I was admiring how beautiful she was.

In other words, become a mixture of Arthur Fonzerelli and Woody Allen. Chicks dig it.
 
[quote name='s1eepinglionhart']Well, between grad school and my teamlead and teammates taking vacation so I got stuck covering, I had something sick like... 20 vacation days left. Gotta use em before the end of the year or just after, so...

I'm on paid holiday from end of workday on 12/14 and don't return to work until monday, 1/9/06. Finally something to look forward to!! :D[/QUOTE]

I love the idea of getting paid to not work. :O

I once took a two week paid vacation... but worked the entire two weeks, making double the bread. Yeah; the managers didn't like that too much. O:
 
[quote name='SpottedNigel']Unga Bunga.[/QUOTE]

Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
 
[quote name='CaseyRyback']ackbar could pull a costanza to get a date.[/QUOTE]

Hahaha. The opposite. I started doing that in moderate quantity about 2 years ago. Haven't tried it with chicks since the summer of 2000 though...
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Damn, Sarah Silverman is 35 today.[/QUOTE]

Really... wow. Damn.

Hold on, lemme check something... yup, she's still got it. :D
 
The day is over! Praise the Lord/Vishnu/Potato/Potatoe/Gacha Machine/Jack the Pumpkin King/Stapler/Bone display/Superman/Sakura/Calculator/Rubber band/ Clip Board/ Ocean/Punisher/Legion of SuperHeroes/Candy Cane/Betty Paige/ Logan/Naked Angel Girl/Monkey!

That came out of nowhere. Typing what you can see is fun!
 
[quote name='beerguy961']Pull a Costanza to get a date? Wear a ring?[/QUOTE]

be brutually honest as he got a ton of women when he was just completely a straight shooter about the events in his life


"im unemployed and live with my parents"
 
[quote name='CaseyRyback']be brutually honest as he got a ton of women when he was just completely a straight shooter about the events in his life


"im unemployed and live with my parents"[/QUOTE]

That's the opposite philosphy. You do the opposite of every instinct and gut feeling you ever had. That's such a great episode. :)
 
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