Maddox Book - The Alphabet of Manliness

[quote name='Eviltude']Next time you try and spell out a word, make sure you spell it right.[/QUOTE]

Who's the retard now?

awk·ward Audio pronunciation of "awkward" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (ôkwrd)
adj.

1. Not graceful; ungainly.
2.
1. Not dexterous; clumsy.
2. Clumsily or unskillfully performed: The opera was marred by an awkward aria.
3.
1. Difficult to handle or manage: an awkward bundle to carry.
2. Difficult to effect; uncomfortable: an awkward pose.
4.
1. Marked by or causing embarrassment or discomfort: an awkward remark; an awkward silence.
2. Requiring great tact, ingenuity, skill, and discretion: An awkward situation arose during the peace talks.


Yeah...thought so. Get the hell out m00ran.

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i got mine autographed at the Barnes & Noble on Friday, 7/14. 2 hour wait in line!

saw many people in line with DSlites, wished I had one.
 
This is an excerpt from H is for Hot sauce.

I once had a co-worker who said she didn't like spicy food. She would always order some bland alfredo dish, then get up to go to the restroom, her food came, and I decided to put some hot sauce on her plate to make a believer out of her. When she finally returned, I watched anxiously as she chewed her first bite. In the middle of chewing, she clasped her throat and looked up at me with tears in her eyes. Her face became bright red, and she tried to thank me, but she couldn't say the words: "Did you...did...did...you put...hot s-...I can't eat...." I cut her off and told her she didn't have to thank me. Her tears were enough.

She enjoyed the hot sauce so much that her face became itchy and full of satisfaction. Her Nose started running and I couldn't tell for sure, but I think her nipples were becoming hard, which only turned me on more. She was gasping for air sweating bullets, and moaning, so I finally put it all together: she was having an orgasm! Some guy sitting at the table next to me took notice. He got up, wrapped his arms around her stomach, and started thrusting. I wasn't going to let that son of a bitch put the moves on her, so I sucker punched him right in the nose. He went down like Monica, and all the excitement made my co-worker pass out.
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[quote name='King_Sprout']I got it for $12, awesome book, really hilarious.[/QUOTE]

I'm shocked you understood it....
 
[quote name='jPoD']I'm shocked you understood it....[/quote]

Hmm, I'm contemplating whether or not to make a new account so that people can just leave me the fuck alone.
 
[quote name='Graystone']This is an excerpt from H is for Hot sauce.[/quote]
:rofl:I'm going to get this next time I need to buy something from amazon.
 
[quote name='DT778']:rofl:I'm going to get this next time I need to buy something from amazon.[/quote]

Oh it gets so much better.
 
[quote name='King_Sprout']Oh it gets so much better.[/quote]
I know. I was going to get the book last week when I was going to buy a guitar hero guitar but at the end I decided not to get the guitar. But like I said Im just waiting till I need to buy something from amazon to get the free shipping.
 
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