Mafia II contest over. Congrats, ninjalunchbox79!

[quote name='lilmidget144']"If anything in this life is certain, if history has taught us anything, it is that you can kill anyone."[/QUOTE]
AHEM! Taken?!
 
"Paulie may have moved slow, but it was only because Paulie didn't have to move for anybody." ~ Henry Hill (Ray Liotta), Goodfellas
 
Can I cheat and nominate an ENTIRE scene? If so, it would be this - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RUvoJ-DLzI&feature=related

Ok, so I figured an entire scene wouldn't count, so I added my favorite lines from it. Sorry for it being so long, but the entire thing is great.

Jules:Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like! Brett: What? Jules: Say "what" again. Say "what" again! I dare you! I double-dare you, motherfucker! Say "what" one more goddamn time! Brett: He-he's black. Jules: Go on! Brett: He's bald. Jules: Does he look like a bitch? Brett: What?! Jules: Does he look … like … a bitch?! Brett: No-o! Jules: Then why'd you try to fuck him like a bitch, Brett? Brett: I didn't! Jules: Yes, you did! Yes, you did, Brett! You tried to fuck him. And Marsellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody except Mrs. Wallace. You read the Bible, Brett? Brett: Yes. Jules: Well, there's this passage I've got memorized, sort'a fits the occasion. Ezekiel 25:17? "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers! And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!"
 
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"I had good information that the target of my investigation was bringing dope in on that plane."

"And that target is?"

"Frank Lucas."

"Who? Who's Frank Lucas? Who does he work for? Which family?"

"He's not Italian, he's black."

-American Gangster
 
I'm going to pick a quote from a movie based on true events:

Al Pacino as Benjamin "Lefty" Ruggiero in Donnie Brasco.

"When they send for you, you go in alive, you come out dead, and it's your best friend that does it.
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From The Godfather:

"I don't like violence, Tom. I'm a businessman. Blood is a big expense." Sollozzo to Tom


@Above, lmao.. I freaking love that movie.
 
“You can get further with a kind word and a gun than you can with just a kind word.” Al Capone (Robert De Niro) in “The Untouchables.”
 
Donnie Brasco:
Forget about it is like if you agree with someone, you know, like Raquel Welch is one great piece of ass, forget about it. But then, if you disagree, like A Lincoln is better than a Cadillac? Forget about it! you know? But then, it's also like if something's the greatest thing in the world, like mingia those peppers, forget about it. But it's also like saying Go to hell! too. Like, you know, like "Hey Paulie, you got a one inch pecker?" and Paulie says "Forget about it!" Sometimes it just means forget about it.
 
Not quote Mobster but a quote from the Taxi Driver by Robert De Niro
You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talking to?
 
One of my favorites :D


(Marge and Homer stand at the front door as a mob war is takes place outside.)
Marge: Maybe we should go inside.
Homer: But Marge, that little guy hasn't done anything yet. Look at him! He's gonna do something and you know its gonna be good.
(Door closes behind Homer.)
Little Japanese Mobster: Hiiiiya!
(loud thuds can be heard.)
Homer: Aww.
 
Thanks for the contest...good luck everyone

Fat Tony: Hey, pick a horse, kid. 3rd race, give it a good one.
Bart: Eat my shorts.
Fat Tony: Eat My Shorts. Let see... Hey, wait a minute you little punk! Eat My Shorts is in the 5th Race, I said the 3rd race!
Bart: Don't have a cow.
Fat Tony: Don't Have A Cow in the 3rd.
 
All my life I've tried to be the good guy, the guy in the white fucking hat. And for what? For nothing. I'm not becoming like them; I am them.

Joe Pistone - Donnie Brasco
 
"There is a line you cross, you don't never come back from. Point of no return. Dave crossed it. I'm here with him. That's means I am going along for the ride. The whole ride. All the way to the end of the line, wherever that is." (Carlito - Carlito's Way)
 
[Goodfellas (1990), Tommy Devito to Spider]
"Oklahoma kid. That's me. I'm the Oklahoma kid. You fuckin' varmint! Dance. Dance. YAHOO, YA MOTHERfuckER!"
 
"Nicky had a good system. When he won, he collected. When he lost, he told the bookies to go f#@k themselves. What were they gonna do? Muscle Nicky? Nicky was the muscle." - CASINO
 
I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning I'll get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and... walk in and see and, uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll... crack your fuckin' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time that I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what? I'll split your fuckin' head open again. 'Cause I'm fuckin' stupid. I don't give a fuck about jail. That's my business. That's what I do.


-Casino
 
Malone: You wanna know how to get Capone? They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. That's the Chicago way! And that's how you get Capone.

The Untouchables :cool:
 
"That's your money, mister? We're here for the bank's money, not yours. Put it away." - John Dillinger, Public Enemies
 
"Do you spend time with your family? Good. Because a man that doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man." - Don Vito Corleone, The Godfather
 
"Right after I got here, I ordered some spaghetti with marinara sauce and I got egg noodles and ketchup"

goodfellas
 
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