[quote name='jmbreci']on after I put the 3-year old on crack playing Burnout Paradise to bed.....[/QUOTE]
You missed one of my magical clutches, meng.
We were playing S&D our 6 vs their 5 on Scrapyard and somebody killed one of theirs but all of a sudden I was the last one standing on the team. I'm fairly sure they rushed A side because I was hovering at B with my Thumper when the announcer told me I was seconds away from being prison raped by the 4 other players on the opposing team. I ducked into the warehouse next to the exploded propane tanks and gas trailer, found my corner, chucked my C4 and waited. Part of the problem was I wasn't making enough noise to get any attention, so the clock winded down to like a minute or so before I got the bright idea to throw my smoke outside.
First guy saw me from the forklift entrance of it, sniper no less and he couldn't find a shot so he crept around infront of me, blew his ass up with my premeditated C4. Snagged the scavenger for more C4, they knew they were being killed by a cornered fox so they put the hustle on it. I blew the next guy up in more or less the same position as the first, snagged another C4, blew up the next guy after he came into the warehouse from my left side. The last guy was trying to peek-a-boo me and I didn't have any C4 left since I had to run out to grab the scavenger pack, I decided to rush him. Smacked him once with the shield and he started panicking, shooting and trying to dropshot. Smacked him twice for the win, snagged the "owned." title and emblem for game winner with riot shield and I just heard groans from the opposing team and cheers from our guys.
I just know that when the announcer said I was the last one standing, I was somewhere between

ed and butt

ed. It was pwneriffic and definitely one I could have sold tickets to because you know people were talking crap about me, having to watch me, lol.
By the by, I take out my headset when I'm the last one alive, I started doing that when there was just too much distraction going on(like Nubbles talking) and it's been extremely helpful since I don't have to adjust my headset when it falls out of my ear.