Modern Warfare 2 CAG Clan - Wednesday/Friday @ 7PST/10EST

[quote name='LordKefka06']On right now.[/QUOTE]

You're just an attention whore. :twoguns:

I'll be on IF I can get the 3 year old to cooperate with bed in any reasonable amount of time...and I finally hit 70...so maybe I can finally see why you think the AK is all of that and a stick of butter. Working on cranking my sensitivity up...now at 7...probably bump that up to 8 or 9 next time I am on.
 
Wow it seems that GroundWars and Team Tactical is all about NoobTubes.......
But anyways fun night though sorry if I sounded too grumpy. Went to the dentist today and that was no fun......
 
[quote name='kagekiri']I'll be hopping on in about 15 mins. I hope NoobKill gets his dailies done lol[/QUOTE]

That's a horrible quote. Remind me to run around you without a silencer later. :)

Should be on within the hour...wrapping up gathering paperwork for a re-fi.
 
Hopping on now. I may have to disappear to handle the combat Rottie if she starts acting up. Bitch made me walk her in humid damn near 85+ degree heat and she wasn't prepared for it, so she's got some heat exhaustion, hopefully that will keep her glued to the tile floor.
 
We've had a bunch of good lines this week. I figure I'll double post on myself with a few of them.

The Mad Bomber: Everyone mute Hito, he's a camper
Hito: What?!?
-----
Fred: And homeboy started noobtubing.
Hito?: Did you just say homeboy?
TMB: Watch out, he may just bust out the "homeslice"
-----
Fred: I'm going to get my pablo before you, Hito(or as he really says it "Heeto")
Hito after getting 3 pablos later: What now Fred?
Fred: I give up.
-----
Noobkill: Everybody stop killing so I can nuke them.
The Mad Bomber: No.
Followed by a Pavelow, a Harrier and an EAD. EAD dropped a Chopper Gunner and 2 Sentry Guns which TMB scooped up by the skin of his teeth.
Noobkill: Mad, stop killing them so I can nuke it. Stop, stop!
The Mad Bomber deploys 2 Sentry Guns infront of their spawn windows.
Noobkill: I can't nuke them if you keep killing them.
TMB calls in the Chopper Gunner.
Noobkill: You've got to be fucking kidding me.
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Hito: Mad, I'm sending a sexual harassment lawsuit your way.
TMB: Good, I need something to wipe my ass with.
-----
TMB: Really... from behind?
Peanut Gallery: That's what she said.
-----
Noobkill and Fred: Sam you really need to quit this match so we can win.
Sam Assasin quits and we win.
-----
Fred: These guys are horrible, that one guy is their version of Sam.
-----
CAG person who noticed the score after a match: Wow, 6 and 31
Somebody else: 6 and 31 isn't too bad, maybe he had a phone call.
-----
Fred does the worlds slowest Lalalalalalalala for an Indian.
Seuss: Oh my god, what the hell was that?
Fred: What? My hands were full.
-----
Hostile: Mad I'm going for my nuke.
TMB: Damn, I'm not anywhere around you with an unsilenced gun.
-----
After triple killing with a Predator for the Game Winner but getting cheated of the match bonus...
TMB: I've never felt so cheated... well, that's not true. I felt more cheated when Hostile stole my nuke.
-----
Fred: I really like Red Dead Redemption, there's so much stuff to do.
TMB: You just like it for the chaps.
-----
Noobkill: I've got protection, let me penetrate.
Everybody else: What did he just say?
-----
Noobkill: Skip this map and I'll motor boat you.
 
Sorry I dropped last night before some of those....contrary to anyone thinking I rage quit....my ISP took a dump on me for who knows how long last night...I went to bed after fighting with it for 30 minutes.

Really wish I would've recorded that TDM in Highrise. The funny part was he didn't start whining about the nuke until we were already around 7000 points. Too bad I wasn't recording that (laziness)...the timing made it better. He starting moaning about wanting the nuke and less than 2 seconds later "Friendly Harrier in the air" "Friendly Pavelow on the way". I thought I heard him say "let them shoot those down" in there as well, but maybe I was imagining things.
 
[quote name='Mad39er']We've had a bunch of good lines this week. I figure I'll double post on myself with a few of them.

The Mad Bomber: Everyone mute Hito, he's a camper
Hito: What?!?
-----
Fred: And homeboy started noobtubing.
Hito?: Did you just say homeboy?
TMB: Watch out, he may just bust out the "homeslice"
-----
Fred: I'm going to get my pablo before you, Hito(or as he really says it "Heeto")
Hito after getting 3 pablos later: What now Fred?
Fred: I give up.
-----
Noobkill: Everybody stop killing so I can nuke them.
The Mad Bomber: No.
Followed by a Pavelow, a Harrier and an EAD. EAD dropped a Chopper Gunner and 2 Sentry Guns which TMB scooped up by the skin of his teeth.
Noobkill: Mad, stop killing them so I can nuke it. Stop, stop!
The Mad Bomber deploys 2 Sentry Guns infront of their spawn windows.
Noobkill: I can't nuke them if you keep killing them.
TMB calls in the Chopper Gunner.
Noobkill: You've got to be fucking kidding me.
-----
Hito: Mad, I'm sending a sexual harassment lawsuit your way.
TMB: Good, I need something to wipe my ass with.
-----
TMB: Really... from behind?
Peanut Gallery: That's what she said.
-----
Noobkill and Fred: Sam you really need to quit this match so we can win.
Sam Assasin quits and we win.
-----
Fred: These guys are horrible, that one guy is their version of Sam.
-----
CAG person who noticed the score after a match: Wow, 6 and 31
Somebody else: 6 and 31 isn't too bad, maybe he had a phone call.
-----
Fred does the worlds slowest Lalalalalalalala for an Indian.
Seuss: Oh my god, what the hell was that?
Fred: What? My hands were full.
-----
Hostile: Mad I'm going for my nuke.
TMB: Damn, I'm not anywhere around you with an unsilenced gun.
-----
After triple killing with a Predator for the Game Winner but getting cheated of the match bonus...
TMB: I've never felt so cheated... well, that's not true. I felt more cheated when Hostile stole my nuke.
-----
Fred: I really like Red Dead Redemption, there's so much stuff to do.
TMB: You just like it for the chaps.
-----
Noobkill: I've got protection, let me penetrate.
Everybody else: What did he just say?
-----
Noobkill: Skip this map and I'll motor boat you.[/QUOTE]

:applause:

I nominate Mad for poster of the year!
 
[quote name='Mad39er']

Hito: Mad, I'm sending a sexual harassment lawsuit your way.
TMB: Good, I need something to wipe my ass with.

[/QUOTE]

Hito? responded with, "ok, I will make sure to send it on sand paper".
 
Noob: MOH is going to be the 2nd coming of Christ.
IWNET: "Your party has been dropped."
Everyone Else: Did somebody say something?

Getting on now.
 
Well, it started I was dicking around with my new portable AC. Then it started raining so I said let me pick up Mom rather than let her walk in the rain. Then I had some reheated pizza and made some margaritas, brought one to the neighbor. Next thing I know I'm having Coronas and dinner. Then I had to walk the dog, who decided to challenge me three times on the way back home so I had to whoop her ass. Made myself another margarita and here I am posting.
 
[quote name='nakanenui']Hito? responded with, "ok, I will make sure to send it on sand paper".[/QUOTE]
His comeback took way too long, I didn't want to make fun of his stammering :p
 
[quote name='Mad39er']His comeback took way too long, I didn't want to make fun of his stammering :p[/QUOTE]

Hey my stammering shows I put real thought into my words or I repeat my words to try to convince me that the words sound intelligent :dunce:
 
I just set up my PS3 to use my PC as a Proxy in my ongoing quest to increase my PS3 upload speeds. Earlier today I was getting 16 down, 4 up, after proxifying I get 23.4 down, 6.1 up. I'm hoping this translates into a mo betta host.
 
[quote name='Mad39er']I just set up my PS3 to use my PC as a Proxy in my ongoing quest to increase my PS3 upload speeds. Earlier today I was getting 16 down, 4 up, after proxifying I get 23.4 down, 6.1 up. I'm hoping this translates into a mo betta host.[/QUOTE]

I never understood why MW2 is so crappy in GW on your PS3 even with the "only" 16/4 numbers. While I claim no knowledge of their netcode, it still should be some point data and some data to detect shots & alive/dead. Maybe I am oversimplifying things a bit, but it is not like you are sending any streaming video data with that. I know years ago I was running 12 people with the original Unreal Tournament from my PC with only 2 down/512kb up. I guess I question the net code optimization and not your setup.

Oh, and it is BFGN....I will be on and I will record all matches to catch any "complaints" to slow down on the kills. Maybe next time we all should just have a group hug with riot shields and let Noob take them all on in GW TDM. :bow:
 
[quote name='Mad39er']I just set up my PS3 to use my PC as a Proxy in my ongoing quest to increase my PS3 upload speeds. Earlier today I was getting 16 down, 4 up, after proxifying I get 23.4 down, 6.1 up. I'm hoping this translates into a mo betta host.[/QUOTE]

sure you aint trying to lag out us slower users so you can boost on us, hahaha.
 
[quote name='jmbreci']I never understood why MW2 is so crappy in GW on your PS3 even with the "only" 16/4 numbers. While I claim no knowledge of their netcode, it still should be some point data and some data to detect shots & alive/dead. Maybe I am oversimplifying things a bit, but it is not like you are sending any streaming video data with that. I know years ago I was running 12 people with the original Unreal Tournament from my PC with only 2 down/512kb up. I guess I question the net code optimization and not your setup.

Oh, and it is BFGN....I will be on and I will record all matches to catch any "complaints" to slow down on the kills. Maybe next time we all should just have a group hug with riot shields and let Noob take them all on in GW TDM. :bow:[/QUOTE]

Now that idea would bear some much awesome fruit.
 
I'm in tonight. For sure.

Lately, I've been into booster hunting a lot. It's so damn funny to bust them, and they keep going back. But the most fun is when you become one and let them get 24 kills on you, then kill them. Fun shit.

Edit: Just found out that double XP is for PS3 too. Woot, time to get 70.

Double XP for Modern Warfare 2 is now active for ALL platforms, worldwide! It'll stay active all weekend long and all-day Monday as well!
 
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DAMN IT!

1st double xp weekend falls on mother's day, when I'm busier than _____
next double xp weekend falls on my son's b-day weekend....

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
 
blah blah blah, bitch bitch bitch, rather be playing than working... typical Kaiser post nonsense!
 
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How bout you just say your logging on instead of the nonsensical Bump :D
 
I'm pretty sure the real fail was the fact that you called me Borris.

And no, I have no desire to play with this site. I was curious to see if you're a bunch of randies, which you are.
 
Hahah.

(Barris)
LMFAOP
they're all queer
its officier

Today
12:00am
Me
were having a shotgun war
come on lolz

12:00am
(Barris)
gay
beyond gay
im convinced theyre all seananners fanboys
did you freaking hear them talk?
12:00am
Me
lolz
they were messing with you
they arent always like that

12:01am
(Barris)
what did i ever do to those $$$ nuggest
12:01am
Me
nothing
they just like messing with you because you raged out at me
in the lobby

12:01am
(Barris)
hahahaha
how is
john
you ditch your real friend to play with randys
i said it in a calm manner too
12:02am
Me
it was so funny

12:02am
(Barris)
how is that raging?
12:02am
Me
when we backed out they made fun of you

12:02am
(Barris)
no freaking way
tell them to suck seananners penis

(Barris)
i could wreck them
all
1v9
 
[quote name='barris1024']I'm pretty sure the real fail was the fact that you called me Borris.

And no, I have no desire to play with this site. I was curious to see if you're a bunch of randies, which you are.[/QUOTE]


Welcome to the world of English composition. The phrase "play with this site" makes it sound like you have some sexual preference here that we are unaware of. Second, you just hop in thinking you are king sh!t without knowing the rules of the private match, running with an open rifle in a shotgun war...and continued to do that AFTER we told you numerous times the rule of the match. Third, John hacked his 10th prestige - which gets made fun of and ridiculed constantly. Next, if you are not from England, calling someone a bunch of randies is outright gay (you must be from England since telling you that we were playing a shotgun war never got through)

The best part is - no one asked you to play with us....you just barged in uninvited. Feel free to leave and not return - we will not be offended. As a matter of fact please get a group of 5 to 8 of your COD "friends" and play us in a match if we are that bad. I'm sure we could somehow handle your superior use of the English language and an @ss beating. :puke:

Lighten up Borris.
 
Borris, does nots be affended by my friend's behavior. I will gladly offer you some motor boatation anytime you wish.

We will gadly play with you any time.
 
[quote name='barris1024']Jealousy. My spidey sense is tingling.[/QUOTE]
Hey, Borat! Stick to the movies you faal hheer.

BTW, when the spidey senses tingle, you really need to scratch thos nuuts
 
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