Moment of uncontrollable laughter

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Has there ever been a moment in your life where you damned near died because you laughed so hard?

For me, it was the time the Hulk (as we called him) fell down the stairs and ripped the back of his pants and they showed his underwear, with a handy chocolate stain... only it wasn't no chocolate...
 
Ive cried and hurt myself alot from laughing in the past but not to recently, I guess things just arn't as funny anymore...
 
i about died laughing when i was watching WWf once, and Chris Jericho and The Rock were hurling insults at Stephanie McMahon. i was on the ground LMAO.

Y2J:Stephanie, your the BREAST......I Mean BEST!

Rock:Well if the Rock gets lost in the ocean, he can use Stephanies Breasts as FLOATATION DEVICES!

and then there was the song that the ruck sang about Steph:

Happy birthday to Steph,
You're a Ho with big breasts,
Take a day off of hooking,
IF YA SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN!
 
Me and my friends always try and make each other laugh. So one time me and a friend were making fun of some chick we seen at Burger King, (while driving to a friends house) and some how the conversation degrades to my friend yelling, "I nut black holes". I laughed my ass off.

Then there was another time when me and the same friend were driving together and some chicks pulled up next to us so he starts basing the radio, which just so happened to be playing some All-4-one.
 
I was in speech class in HS and we telling our most saddest story or a situation that affect us emotionally. I was sitting by my friend and he popped his neck and it cracked so loud and he made some low girly scream noise. the teacher was talking about how she wish and hopes that nothing bad ever happens to her daughters. after he made the little whimpering cat stepped on nosie we started laughing so hard. and everone was looking at us. the teacher was in the middle of the above statement looked at us and screamed what are you the antichrist. we were looked at each other and stopped laughing. we were her best students everytime she wanted someone to do a skit it was me and joey ever knew we were the class clowns. but everyone looked at us like we screamed kill him when jesus was getting crucified in the passion.
 
me and my friends always like to put stuff into someone's drink when they leave to the restroom or something. and this time, we wanted to get my one friend, but he didn't need to go to the restroom or anything, so i was sent as a decoy to talk to him, and while he had his head turned, my friends would dump salt/pepper/tabasco sauce in his drink.

i was laughing so hard while i was talking to him, it was hard to keep up a converstation. but then i sat down, he took a drink, and we all bursted out laughing.
 
omg so many time like the time we had this kid with a bad bladder and my friend sat on him and we like messed with him, its hard to explain but in the end you see a trail pee leakin down the hill it was so funny, you had to be there, becuz this kid thought he was the shiznit
 
that sounds like what we did to the principal at my school. he walked away from his coffe at lunch, and my freind Gary walkked up and DUMPED like 5 laxative chews in his coffee. lets just say we didnt see anymore of Mr. Goscewski/Tom Green wannabe that day.
 
[quote name='godhatesjustyou']me and my friends always like to put stuff into someone's drink when they leave to the restroom or something. and this time, we wanted to get my one friend, but he didn't need to go to the restroom or anything, so i was sent as a decoy to talk to him, and while he had his head turned, my friends would dump salt/pepper/tabasco sauce in his drink.

i was laughing so hard while i was talking to him, it was hard to keep up a converstation. but then i sat down, he took a drink, and we all bursted out laughing.[/quote]

That reminds me, when I was on the A/V squad in middle school (we were the only A/V squad that wasn't geeks), we used to always go to Wendy's for lunch. We did so much shit over there, food fights, said drink stuff, hell, I was even dared to snort sugar (didn't do much to me). I had so much fun in those 3 years on the squad.
 
Ive geeked alot in my life...but I guess that doesnt count...there was one time I almost pee'd my pants...It was 7th grade and I dont remember what happened but I ended up with soft drink all over me and falling out of my chair...good times
 
once my friend put a rubber chunk in my milk at lunch and i swallowed it and im like what the fuck was that........he said he put a little rubber toy in my milk.....so i barfed it back out onto him AND his lunch
 
another funny ass thing ive seen is my freind Dan yelling at those talking trash cans at Taco Bell. you would have to see it to believe it.
 
In the hotel room on a band trip, my friends, Sam and Alex, got into a pillow fight. Sam swung hard and knocked Alex onto the bed, then raised the pillow way up into the air to bust him as hard as he could. Unfortunatly, he missed, and a lamp right next to the bed just EXPLODED. All of us just sort of stared for a minute until I started laughing uncontrollably, and then everyone joined in.
 
[quote name='pimp_daddy_smurf']i really laughed when you got a custom rank adam...........[/quote]

To be honest, so did I. After I made my jest about "n00bs sucking" for 100th post, I went to the kitchen to find some food, and came back to find my new rank. I spit out a little sandwich.
 
One time I was really sick and I had this nasty cough. I was watching a Simpsons rerun where Marge and Homer were running around naked through Springfield. Later on, Homer gets caught hanging on this rope which was attached to a hot air balloon.

While in mid-air, Homer Simpson's ass grazes a large glass plane structure of a Church; The Church-goers gasp in horror at the sight of Homer's Buttocks.

I was laughing so hard but at the same time I was in incredible pain because I was coughing too. That was too much..
 
[quote name='Xevious']One time I was really sick and I had this nasty cough. I was watching a Simpsons rerun where Marge and Homer were running around naked through Springfield. Later on, Homer gets caught hanging on this rope which was attached to a hot air balloon.

While in mid-air, Homer Simpson's ass grazes a large glass plane structure of a Church; The Church-goers gasp in horror at the sight of Homer's Buttocks.

I was laughing so hard but at the same time I was in incredible pain because I was coughing too. That was too much..[/quote]

I did this too, except while watching an episode of South Park. It was the episode where they made fun of The Passion and Mel Gibson. I was crying by the end of the episode and my chest hurt so bad. Not to mention the really sharp hiccups I get whenever I laugh a lot.
 
For some reason i find it hard to contain my laughter when someone farts in public. I think its the look on peoples faces that gets me.
 
wow, i was high today, now the high went away. i havent laughed so hard since 2 days ago, i laugh at the stupidest things.
 
I think I was in church once and this kid in the choir farted and I was laughing sooooooooooo hard. The priest looked over at me and I was trying not to laugh, but it was too hard. The kid knew I was laughing at him and looked really embaressed. I was laughing the entire time. Best church service I've ever been to!

Also, there is those times, which I think everyone can relate to, in which I will be just sitting there and be thinking of something funny and just burst out laughing. Thats when I get the weird looks from people around me! :D
 
[quote name='Specter']I think I was in church once and this kid in the choir farted and I was laughing sooooooooooo hard. The priest looked over at me and I was trying not to laugh, but it was too hard. The kid knew I was laughing at him and looked really embaressed. I was laughing the entire time. Best church service I've ever been to!

Also, there is those times, which I think everyone can relate to, in which I will be just sitting there and be thinking of something funny and just burst out laughing. Thats when I get the weird looks from people around me! :D[/quote]

Yes, especially in school. As for funniest moments ever, I can't really remember any specific times but all with the same people. Good times :D.
 
This is kinda stupid, like one of those things where you had to have been there.

Me and a couple of my friends were at a LAN party, when right in the middle, the electricity went out (about 4:30 in the morning), so my one friend pulled out a keychain flashlight, makes shadow puppets, and starts singing 'Peter Cottontail' waking everybody else up.
 
The second E3 in Atlanta. (98, 99? I lose track.) I was attending with a friend who'd formerlay worked for Die Hard GameFan magazine before returning to college. After resting up a bit after the day on the show floor we caught the train over to where a couple of his former colleagues were staying.

The night turned into the sort of thing which normally involved controlled substances in my misspent youth. I guess it was the aftereffects of the daylong sensory overload session. It started out calmly enough. We were comparing PR flyers we'd gathered and soon it became a competition to find the worst. The leader quickly became a set of flyers from Korea's Phantogram. They've come a long way since then but it was evident that these hadn't been proofed by anyone with any real fluency in English. With the winner established the challenge then became to read one aloud without breaking up. This is where things really began to devolve. Attempted readings would leave the speaker so devastated with laughter he couldn't make another try when his turn came around again. I was able to win handily by using an old trick that lets you read anything aloud: pretend to be the most popous, pretentious Shakespearean hack actor you can imagine. Keeping up the character disarms the text.

Still acting ridiculously silly for people free of inebriants we headed over to a nearby Burger King for dinner. Somehow the conversation got around the incredible number of virtual activity games that were appearing. There was now seemingly a vicarious version of every human activity. I noted this was especially true in Japan where machines were making good money that would cause people to question your sanity if you were found playing one here. Much of this was due to things we take for granted such as larger homes and pets. I suggested that if the trend continued these forms of mental masturbation would culminate in a arcade machine that simulated actual masturbation without any involvement of the player's genitals.

Did I mention there were also several families eating in this Burger King?

Things got pretty wild because the design of the hardware and software for this hypothetical masturbation arcade game suddenly became a very intensely and loudly discussed product. Nick offered that Sega's Get Bass! cabinet would lend itself well to this concept, especially the big sitdown version.

By the time we'd calmed down there were no other customers left in the Burger King.
 
[quote name='snotknocker']I pissed my pants when DLF posted his saddle tits pic.[/quote]

Damn you beat me to it
 
At my school we had a drivers ed class before school started. I grabbed a banana to eat during the clas because it was so early I never got up early enough for breakfast. During the class I decided that I didn't want it, and threw it at a buddy a few rows ahead of me. The banana began circulating all over the room. Once the teacher saw it, he screamed out at the top of his lungs " Who's banana is that, I want to know who's banana that is." Was rather funny seeing a 60 year old man screaming about a banana.

Also we once brought in a remote control that worked for all the VCR's in the school. It was funny to watch the teachers fiddle with their remotes as we fast forwarded, stopped, ejected the videos. This went on for a couple of weeks before some narc ratted us out.

Lastly, in A&P class we had to watch the birth of a baby. It was the most disgusting thing I had ever seen. For some reason I started laughing like a lunatic, fell off my chair clutching my sides, tears streaming down my face. Good Times
 
[quote name='Specter']Also, there is those times, which I think everyone can relate to, in which I will be just sitting there and be thinking of something funny and just burst out laughing. Thats when I get the weird looks from people around me! :D[/quote]

Dude, I totally do that all the time. The worst times I always get to laughing is during church when everyone is praying.

My wife will always try to do something and know that I can't help but laughing. People are praying for their cancer-stricken brother and they hear my dumb ass snickering.

Also in school, my best friend and I had a demon teacher. She'd always get crazy pissed whenever we would laugh in class. So naturally, that's all we did. The worst times were when we knew we shouldn't be laughing and we'd try to hold it in. One of us would let out a bit of a grunt-like laugh and the other would do the same until we couldn't hold it in anymore.

Lately though, the funniest moment when I couldn't stop laughing was when me and my brother bought some doo rags and put them on our heads while driving down the road. People would look at us like we were total dumbasses, but we'd try to look tough. Damn that was some really really shit. We tied the strings on our foreheads and ears and any other way that seemed funny.
 
My wife and I were at Barnes and Noble several months ago enjoying some coffee and browsing through some books we would never actually pay for. We were sitting at a table in the Cafe area that was right next to the fence that separates the book aisle from the cafe sitting room when this old 60-70 year old man walks by and cuts a loud ass fart! I just about spit my white chocolate mocha on this lady a few feet away when I heard this cheek flapping sound. When I turned around to see who the hell would have the nerve to do such a thing, I see the old guy's ass pointed RIGHT AT ME! My wife was hysterical. At first she thought it was me but that notion quickly disolved when she saw my horror stricken facial expression.

To this day my wife and I cannot understand why we were the only ones to hear this. It seemed like all of the other customers tried to pretend it didn't happen. We had to force ourselves to calm down after 10 minutes of laughter.
 
The jackass movie the first time through had me laughing histerically and some of the sketches on the TV show. Now looking back its just not as funny
 
I usually have uncontrollable laughter at the most inopportune times, like when I'm in class or in the middle of eating something.

The most recent bout was watching that clip of the girl smooshing grapes and falling over in pain.
 
[quote name='magilacudy']I usually have uncontrollable laughter at the most inopportune times, like when I'm in class or in the middle of eating something.

The most recent bout was watching that clip of the girl smooshing grapes and falling over in pain.[/quote]

o yea, i saw that..i remember laughing b/c of the groans that she made after falling :lol:

well, it wouldnt have happened if she didnt try to cheat, haha :lol:
 
The most inopportune time me and my friends had a laughing fit was when my friend took me and a few other buddies to his grandfather's funeral.

On the way there, me and Shane got into a friendly fight because he was beating up on Blake who was much smaller and much skinnier than Shane's fat ass.

Kiefer, who's grandfather had died, was driving, Shane was in the passenger-side front seat and Blake was sitting next to me.

Once I got tired of Shane beating up on Blake, I began to kick his ass and rub newspaper all in his face.

After awhile all the commotion died down and we finally got to the funeral. Well, while the preacher was doing his thing we all, at the same time for some reason, look at Shane's face. He has black ink smeared all over his fat face and has no clue!

We all try to hold in our laughter. Biting our lips, shifting from side to side, whatever could calm the laughter. Nothing was working. One of us would let out a squeak and then so would another but only louder. I remember actually sweating from trying to hold in the laughter so much. It was one of the funniest moments in my life and we couldn't even laugh about it. God, that was some extremely funny shit!
 
[quote name='magilacudy']I usually have uncontrollable laughter at the most inopportune times, like when I'm in class or in the middle of eating something.

The most recent bout was watching that clip of the girl smooshing grapes and falling over in pain.[/quote]

Urgghhhhh ... Ouuughhhhhh ... Burrhghhhhhh ... Uhhhhhhhhh ... Orghhhhh!
 
god alot of times.. sometimes it was just in the worst place in the worst time with the weirdest thoughts

i remember at church it was my xmas program and for some reason me and my friend just oculdnt sing cause if we heard each others voice we just wanted to laugh and our principle was RIGHT in the front row watchin us.. i dunno it was jsut something weird.. i just kept pinchin myself to not laugh

and one time it was when i was talking with my brother about some makin some music video thing and the pplz who can be in it.. and my brother kept sayin for the ffx2 the op it could be one of his friend.. and ahh it one of those. you have to kno whow they are and you had to be there..like he could be yuna or one of the dancers in the back

oh cs vids and them iraq vids are a damn good laughs too
 
It's happened a lot, but the most recent was at Sneaky's house. I was playing a friend of his in his room in Dead or alive 3. It was our first time playing the game. We played Tag match and I chose Jan Lee. He is easily the cheapest character I've ever seen. I just randomly tapped a few buttons and WHAM, my opponents were flying into everything, losing health REALLY quickly, and never even having a chance to move. It was just suvh a stupid character that I couldn't help but fall down laughing.
 
[quote name='BakaHoushi']It's happened a lot, but the most recent was at Sneaky's house. I was playing a friend of his in his room in Dead or alive 3. It was our first time playing the game. We played Tag match and I chose Jan Lee. He is easily the cheapest character I've ever seen. I just randomly tapped a few buttons and WHAM, my opponents were flying into everything, losing health REALLY quickly, and never even having a chance to move. It was just suvh a stupid character that I couldn't help but fall down laughing.[/quote]

Hahahaha, i remember that, that was funny as hell. You also laughed (to my amazement) at a burp joke.

You know you're a geek when you play Dead or Alive and choose a male character.
 
going to college there were many monents where this happened

1) farting is fazolis
2) dead chicken
3) wrestlemanin 2000 for the n64
 
[quote name='int80h']A laughed hard when I saw this posted on CAG:

we were the only A/V squad that wasn't geeks
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Well, it was true. I was retty much the only geek on the squad. All the rest wee rockers and semi-goths. Even the teacher who ran it was a rocker (never once wore a suit, except on halloween).

I remembered another time. My one cat likes to open doors by walking into them and pushing them open with his head. One time, he walks at a decent clip into the door he thought was somewhat open and CRACK, headfirst into the closed door. It was so funny to see him do it, and him walking around dazed afterward.
 
Have you ever heard of Diamonds with the Sky in Lucy? It's a great internet service. It's also a great thing for your woman to have. :twisted:
 
Here in California we had a song Dr. Demento played on occasion entitled 'Driving in the Lane with Diamonds.'

The damn things are a complete failure but we can't summon the political will to get rid of them.
 
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