Mouse's Mousey Mouse OTT

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[quote name='sixersballernum3']Hey, I got a 1080 a few months ago!

And....I'm...13....

I really, really hope I'm not going to grow up to be a sblymnl.[/QUOTE]
Only 13 and you already have a little sblymnl in you :lol:

But honestly, the man is an encyclopedia of pornstars and actresses. It borders on genius. So growing up to be like him is something you should be proud of :lol:
 
I may actually do it....yeah...I can do it. I think I will actually play some games of my OSU dynasty in NCAA 2005. :) Wish me luck, as I may not return from this dangerous goal. :sad:
 
[quote name='dcfox']Only 13 and you already have a little sblymnl in you :lol:

But honestly, the man is an encyclopedia of pornstars and actresses. It borders on genius. So growing up to be like him is something you should be proud of :lol:[/QUOTE]

13 is the most likely age to get a little sblymnl in you. ;)

And I am a genius, or so I've been told. :lol: :oops:
 
Oh yeah it proves to be a great date topic for him.

Somehow I don't think a girl infatuated with Lindsay Lohan is interested in porno statistics.
 
[quote name='Mouse']Wait. Why does such an innocent little 13 year old have such a crude signature?[/QUOTE]
I think it's to help Cheapy reach his goal of being #1 result on searching the word ass.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']13 is the most likely age to get a little sblymnl in you. ;)[/QUOTE]

:shock: :? :whistle2:o :sad: :lol: :joystick:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']13 is the most likely age to get a little sblymnl in you. ;)

And I am a genius, or so I've been told. :lol: :oops:[/QUOTE]

Everytime I see sub post somthing like this, "I really hope he's only kidding", repeats through my mind. The thought of this being anything other than just worthless banter and meant as a joke just turns my stomach.
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']I think it's to help Cheapy reach his goal of being #1 result on searching the word ass.[/QUOTE]

Yeah. And in doing so I figured I'd make it look a bit like a tree.

Man, if I wasn't such a loser I'd pop in these OTTs more often. You guys are quite entertaining.
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']I think it's to help Cheapy reach his goal of being #1 result on searching the word ass.[/QUOTE]
Ooh we're number 5 when you google-search ass.
 
[quote name='JSweeney']Everytime I see sub post somthing like this, "I really hope he's only kidding", repeats through my mind. The thought of this being anything other than just worthless banter and meant as a joke just turns my stomach.[/QUOTE]

Don't worry, that one was a joke. :lol:
 
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[quote name='dcfox']It's not his fault God made 13 year old girls so attractive.[/QUOTE]

Preach on, brother. :applause: :applause: :applause: :cool: :cool: :cool: ;)




You know, when you were around more I was always the second most perverted guy here. :lol:
 
[quote name='dcfox']It's not his fault God made 13 year old girls so attractive.[/QUOTE]

You can't tell me God wouldn't do the babysitter if he came home and found her in the hot tub
 
Sweeny, no one's ever been decapitated for ...appreciating... a little girl. In some cultures it's encouraged.
 
[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']You can't tell me God wouldn't do the babysitter if he came home and found her in the hot tub[/QUOTE]

There's an idea ... I should ask around for baby sitters. :whistle2:k :twisted: :lol:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']There's an idea ... I should ask around for baby sitters. :whistle2:k :twisted: :lol:[/QUOTE]
Do you even have a child?
 
[quote name='supadupacheap']No, the state deprived him of that right. Prevenative measures. :lol:[/QUOTE]
eeeew
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']There's an idea ... I should ask around for baby sitters. :whistle2:k :twisted: :lol:[/QUOTE]
I should start advertising myself as a babysitter :twisted:
 
[quote name='Mouse']Sweeny, no one's ever been decapitated for ...appreciating... a little girl. In some cultures it's encouraged.[/QUOTE]

I doubt that. If some sick fucker ever did anything like that to any woman or girl having any importance to me, I'd have no problems cutting that asshole's fucking head off, even with a blunt and rusty butter knife if need be.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Correctamundo. But that doesn't mean I can't do grown man shit. :lol:[/QUOTE]
Oh the boys in cell block B are gonna LOVE you. No, Im serious L O V E you. ;-)
 
[quote name='Mouse']But if she enjoyed it?[/QUOTE]

I'd still have no problem with kicking the living shit out of the fucker if he's an adult.
If it's a child of the same or similar age and the act was consentual, the situation is a little different.
 
Wow, that reminds me. When I was like 4 or 5, this girl got it in her head to play "sex" with my friend Brandon during nap time. Hhahaa... She got beat so bad. I had just gotten up to go to the bathroom, so I saw her getting spanked. Really weird...
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']disturbing[/QUOTE]
Hillarious. I'm sure subby would have had fun with her...
:lol:
 
[quote name='dcfox']While we're on the subject, has anyone seen the movie the Aristocrats?[/QUOTE]

Nope, closest theater showing it is at least 45 minutes away. :cry:

[quote name='Mouse']Hillarious. I'm sure subby would have had fun with her...
:lol:[/QUOTE]

Well, was she hot? :lol:
 
[quote name='Mouse']Wow, that reminds me. When I was like 4 or 5, this girl got it in her head to play "sex" with my friend Brandon during nap time. Hhahaa... She got beat so bad. I had just gotten up to go to the bathroom, so I saw her getting spanked. Really weird...[/QUOTE]

I'm guessing a few parents were called in on that one, and Child Protective Services brought in. I mean, that's a bit young for such a thing to be in thier head... either the parents don't close doors or the Dad must a freaking porno maniac.
 
[quote name='Mouse']Wow, that reminds me. When I was like 4 or 5, this girl got it in her head to play "sex" with my friend Brandon during nap time. Hhahaa... She got beat so bad. I had just gotten up to go to the bathroom, so I saw her getting spanked. Really weird...[/QUOTE]

Yeah, when you were "4 or 5." Riiiiight ;)
 
[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']Yeah, when you were "4 or 5." Riiiiight ;)[/QUOTE]
I don't get it. It was when I was 4 or 5. I don't remember when exactly, as my childhood seems to run together before I hit gradeschool.
 
[quote name='Mouse']I don't get it. It was when I was 4 or 5. I don't remember when exactly, as my childhood seems to run together before I hit gradeschool.[/QUOTE]

Shit, my entire past blends together, right up until last week. :lol:




I think I'll go watch some DVDs now.
 
No don't go!

You're the fuel for the fire of my OTT!

Ok, then back to talking about the amazing ME!

Or comics.

Should Wonder Woman go to trial for the murder of Black King? Should she be kicked out of the JL? Has that act of pure evil sealed her fate as the one to die?
 
[quote name='Mouse']No don't go!

You're the fuel for the fire of my OTT!

Ok, then back to talking about the amazing ME!

Or comics.

Should Wonder Woman go to trial for the murder of Black King? Should she be kicked out of the JL? Has that act of pure evil sealed her fate as the one to die?[/QUOTE]
Fie on you, Satan!
 
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