Mr_ hockeys trade list. H: Metal gear v W: tale tale games or forzia games.

[stewie75]

afternoon bumpage for ya

 

[Mr_hockey66]

# When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

 

[Young Deezy]

Do you take paypal?

If so, pm me!

^)_^

 

[Mr_hockey66]

yeah man. What ya looking for?

 

[Mr_hockey66]

Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

 

[Bronson-Lee]

Checked ze list for Madden, didn't really see anything. Any interest in just buying it?

 

[stewie75]

sorry man, not interested in trading either 2K9's, I'm gonna be maxin em both out. Legends and Spidey probaly after I get done playin 'em.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

#
# July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? i think not.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

#
# If you're driving down the road and you think Chuck Norris just cut you off, you better thank your lucky stars it wasn't the other way around.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris

 

[stewie75]

bumpage for you.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

# If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

# When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

#
# Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

 

[stewie75]

caught up!

 

[stewie75]

up 1!

 

[Mr_hockey66]

tied it up allready!

 

[Mr_hockey66]

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself

 

[stewie75]

damn you!!!

 

[Mr_hockey66]

he he he, we have been the same for long time

 

[Mr_hockey66]

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

 

[stewie75]

bump

 

[Mr_hockey66]

# Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

# As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

# Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".

 

[Mr_hockey66]

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

 

[stewie75]

free bumpage fo' ya

 

[Cravin Taco Bell]

Bump - PM Sent

 

[stewie75]

bumpppage- up 2!

 

[Mr_hockey66]

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

 

[stewie75]

welcome back... still trailing though.. for now?

 

[Mr_hockey66]

up two allready!

 

[Bronson-Lee]

CML for TV Show King Party

 

[stewie75]

booyah

 

[Mr_hockey66]

#
# Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies.

 

[stewie75]

bumpage

 

[Mr_hockey66]

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

#
# Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people........ He makes people dead.

 

[stewie75]

bumpage

 

[Mr_hockey66]

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

Chuck norris dosn't allways drink beer....but when he does he makes it a Dos Equis

 

[Mr_hockey66]

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

 

[stewie75]

bump

 

[Mr_hockey66]

#
# For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

 

[deadbodyman11]

CML for XBL unplugged, Assassins creed and Spiderman 3

 

[stewie75]

bumpage- you have a few pending though, might catch up damnit.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

messages sent back. Gotta catch up. We got to keep the records up.