Mr_ hockeys trade list. H: Metal gear v W: tale tale games or forzia games.

The 11th commandment is “Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris” This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.
 
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
 
Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.
 
# After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"
 
Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.
 
Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls.....He walked.


The bulls would not come close out of fear of being roundhoused into 9,000 mcds hamburgers.
 
# The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was in fact meant to recreate the destructive power of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.


Sadly....They didn't even come close.
 
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# Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.
 
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# When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.[/QUOTE]

bump for that being one of the best things i've ever read...also for the pens tying the series....it's looking the way they played last night you should start picking out some championship gear...i also have to send you when you get some gear an extra malkin bobblehead and extra sidney crosby collector coin....being a season ticket holder with my mom we always get extra swag....it still amazes me for how great of a team detroit is just how bad they are on the pp
 
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