Mr_ hockeys trade list. H: Metal gear v W: tale tale games or forzia games.

[Mr_hockey66]

# Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.

 

[stewie75]

bumpage

 

[Mr_hockey66]

# Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."

 

[Mr_hockey66]

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

 

[Mr_hockey66]

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

 

[Alma]

Would you trade or sell your PSP?

 

[Mr_hockey66]

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.


sorry alma. Holding on to this snes, sega genissis, nes, n64, psp, movie player thing.

 

[stewie75]

damn you for tying..

 

[Mr_hockey66]

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

# In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

# Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

 

[darksniper404]

Saints row for CML

 

[Mr_hockey66]

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

 

[Cravin Taco Bell]

Done with TNA IMPACT sending PM... Might not be able to mail until monday.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

thanks for the bump. Pmed ya back


Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

 

[phdeez]

[quote name='Mr_hockey66']Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.[/QUOTE]

Nice.

Please CML for Zelda: TP.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

bumped ya back

 

[SpitFire158]

Cml for the 1 month code

 

[Mr_hockey66]

pmed ya back

 

[Mr_hockey66]

# When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

# Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

 

[darksniper404]

Oblivion for saints row then?

 

[Mr_hockey66]

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

# Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

 

[antlp89]

Thanks for the bump =)

 

[Mr_hockey66]

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

 

[buffdrew84]

free bump

 

[Mr_hockey66]

# Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

# Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

 

[buffdrew84]

wheres my free bump sir?

 

[Mr_hockey66]

opps sorry bumped ya back.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

# In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

# Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

 

[stewie75]

to the top for ya

 

[Cravin Taco Bell]

to the top for you

 

[Mr_hockey66]

* Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

 

[buffdrew84]

pm and free bump

 

[Mr_hockey66]

pmed back and sending a free bump your way.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.