Mr_ hockeys trade list. H: Metal gear v W: tale tale games or forzia games.

[Mr_hockey66]

Chuck Norris invented the alphabet.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

Chuck Norris invented fire

 

[Mr_hockey66]

Chuck norris did not invent the gun.

Thats a sissy way to kill someone.


Ha! A bullet to the head. No thank you says chuck. How bout a roundhouse kick to the head? Thats more my cup of tea!

 

[Mr_hockey66]

The Ultimate Warrior had to quit wrestling because of chuck norris.

Chuck Norris was offended someone was using his title.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

He, who laughs last, laughs best.

He who laughs at Chuck Norris


… dies.

 

[5of9]

[quote name='dinobot']I know chuck norris is bad ass and all, but a straight up trade offer of Wolverine (month and 1/2 old) for a brand new release game is not cool at all no matter who you are.

I am sure you are joking, but if you are not, best of luck finding one.[/QUOTE]

You better rethink this and take the trade before Hockey turns Chuck loose on your ass.

BUMP!

 

[Mr_hockey66]

lol. Thanks for the bump!

 

[Mr_hockey66]

# Chuck Norris can jump-start a car using jumper cables attached to his nipples.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

Chuck Norris doesn't have blood.

He is filled with liquid hot magma.

 

[Stormedtrooper]

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

 

[fsunka]

free bump - how do people bold their title?

 

[Mr_hockey66]

Chuck Norris can get Blackjack with just one card.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

Chuck Norris Did not invent the automobile

Others created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris

 

[Stormedtrooper]

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

#
# When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor.


Never EVER slap Chuck Norris.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

# Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer.

 

[nsahene]

bump.....I absolutley love the chuck norris non-sequitors (sp)

 

[Mr_hockey66]

#
# Chuck Norris has to use a stunt double when he does crying scenes.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

#
# Dinosaurs went extinct because of the Chuck Norrisaurus.

 

[Durmat]

ups!

 

[Mr_hockey66]

In Desert Storm the reason why the Iraqi army surrendered so quickly because they knew Chuck Norris was coming.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

People have often asked the United States, What is your secret weapon against terrorists?


We simply reply...Chuck Norris

 

[Mr_hockey66]

Chuck Norris's sweat has burned holes in concrete.

 

[Stormedtrooper]

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

 

[fsunka]

Nice list - good luck man.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

#
# There are four legal methods of execution in the United States: lethal injection, gas chamber, electric chair and Chuck Norris.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

#
# Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

#
# Chuck Norris stared evil in the face, and it backed down

 

[rdogg1026]

CML for Bourne Conspiracy.

 

[Stormedtrooper]

"Sweating bullets" is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

WHO Let THE DOGS OUT?????

Chcuk Norris did. What are you going to do about it....Nothing! Nobody back talks Chuck Norris!

 

[LilPaintballer]

cml for mirrors edge, infinite undiscovery

 

[Mr_hockey66]

#
# You can lead a horse to water but cannot make him drink


unless you’re Chuck Norris

 

[Mr_hockey66]

#
# Chuck Norris does know what Willis is talking about!

 

[Stormedtrooper]

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

Scientists believe the world began with the "Big Bang".


Chuck Norris shrugs it off as a "bad case of gas"

 

[Mr_hockey66]

When Arnold says " I'll be back" in the terminator, he was actually going to go ask Chuck Norris for advice on what to do!

 

[Mr_hockey66]

Chuck Norris could shoot someone and still have time to roundhouse kick him in the face before the bullet hit.

 

[TarangSwaroop]

Tony Hawk underground ( pretty much a freebie very poor condition. still

 

[Mr_hockey66]

Chuck Norris eats eight meals a day. Seven are steak, and the last is the rest of the cow.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

When Chuck Norris goes to Vegas, he doesn't have to gamble. The casinos just give him stacks of money.

 

[KapilNarain]

Tony Hawk underground ( pretty much a freebie very poor condition.

 

[Stormedtrooper]

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

 

[nsahene]

Still working on the shirts for you. I didn't forget about you. We've been crazy busy at work. Normally I sit around and play games my whole shift but we've been having to do actual work lately. I'll get time soon.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

#
# The active ingredient in Red Bull is Chuck Norris's sweat.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

Chuck Norris has never opened a can of whoopass!

Chuck Norris is the one who puts the whoopass into the can!

 

[Stormedtrooper]

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

#
# In an emergency, Chuck Norris can be used as a floatation device.

 

[nsahene]

Chuck Norris is a big sissy. JUST KIDDING please don't come kill me.

 

[Mr_hockey66]

I won't kill you. But Chuck norris is allready knocking on your door!