Mr_ hockeys trade list. H: Metal gear v W: tale tale games or forzia games.

The white house just released a press statement. Today 1,000s of soliders will be coming home from the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan.

It was also released that Chuck Norris has joined the army.

Coincidence? I think Not!
 
It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.
 
Death once came for Chuck Norris.

Death left with a sore jaw from getting round house kicked in the face.

Chuck Norris will decide when its time for him to go back to heaven.
 
Hey Man,

I can't part with my Guitar Hero or Rockband games. I just traded Guitar Hero World Tour 2 days ago cause I wasn't into that one. So I went to the Walmart and they didn't have any of those shirts you want. My wife says the strip would be the place to go for those. I'm gonna head down there on Sunday after work and see what I can scare up. I'll let ya know. Also I have one of the shirts they give away for the whiteouts they do during the playoffs but it's way too small for me and too big for my wife so maybe the boy will fit into it. I'll throw that in when I send your shirts.
 
Tony Hawk underground ( pretty much a freebie very poor condition. still
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Chuck Norris is banned from playing hockey.

He once played an nhl game versus an all star team.

He played goalie, center, and d. Hell he was on the ice by himself.

He won 67 to 0.

Only 67 cause he only played the first 5.00 minutes.

The rest of the time he was giving autographs and doing push ups.
 
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Scientists in Washington have recently conceded that, if there were a nuclear war, all that would remain are cockroaches


and Chuck Norris.
 
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