My dog's new hat. Which caption is better?

[Kendal]

So I was cleaning out my NES before I got my new 72-pin connector. So I got the idea for a icanhascheezburger picture. Here are the two captions I have come up with.

1.

2.

So which one is better? Any caption suggestions? Is this animal abuse?

 

[Moxio]

You stink.

Spoiler

1st

 

[magiic]

I like the first one

 

[Kendal]

Yeah, that is the second one I did for it. Also, he doesn't hate me and still likes sleeping on my feet.

 

[HeadRusch]

You pee sitting down huh....

 

[DAWG26]

meh

 

[Kendal]

[quote name='HeadRusch']You pee sitting down huh....[/quote]

Nope. Do you?

 

[kewlrabbit]

I like the 2nd one better.

 

[mtxbass1]

OP, I'd suggest submitting this to icanhasahotdog.com instead.

Oh, and the first one.

 

[pimpinc333]

Second One.

 

[Sofa King Kool]

First one.

 

[Full_Throttle]

First. But change that godawful spelling. It's horrible even for ICHC.

 

[JimmieMac]

"My owner is a giant $$$$$$ that thinks he's funny"

Feel free to butcher the spelling to make it "cute".

 

[mr ryles]

[quote name='JimmieMac']"My owner is a giant $$$$$$ that thinks he's funny"

Feel free to butcher the spelling to make it "cute".[/QUOTE]

"I'z be a good $$$$a mastah"?

 

[Arakias]

i think i see your hand in the picture. lame.

 

[CrimGhost]

"I see you $$$$a"

 

[Strell]

I'm in yur nintendoz eatin' yur 1upzohgodIjustcan'tdothisanymore

 

[antlp89]

2nd one

 

[DarkNessBear]

Can't even tell it's a dog.

 

[Sleepkyng]

that looks like an old piece of carpet.

 

[cyberduelist2]

i like 2nd one more.

 

[metaphysicalstyles]

How about this one...

"Lame"

 

[Cracka]

when the dog does it on its own, slightly funny. When you see the owners holding the dog and holding something on the dogs head, less funny.

 

[KaneRobot]

That dog is afraid of me.

The end.