My friend just puked on my two beds, blankets and all over my room

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Now I have no place to sleep, it reeks like puke, jager and beer and I can't even play videogames. DAMMIT! Cheer me up with cool images, please.
 
[quote name='RiCeBo1']You should kick him in the nuts[/QUOTE]

If she had nuts...

Also I am over 6' tall, my bath tub is like 3'ish...I am so freaking mad. I just wanted to sit down and play Astro Boy!
 
[quote name='Kendal']If she had nuts...[/QUOTE]
:whistle2:s:oops:

Um...make her buy you lunch then lol I dunno
 
cheers! :beer:
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[quote name='The Successful Dropout']this is why you should bang her at her house and then leave[/QUOTE]

Believe it or not, she is actually only a friend, not a fuck buddy. I was DD tonight and she got sick. I wish I just sat at home and played videogames. At least I made $3...



fucking Windows 98!
 
[quote name='Kendal']So she snuck out while I was on my phone and didn't even say sorry for ruining your night and bed. What a bitch...[/QUOTE]

What a friend!
 
One of the many reasons I hate "partying". The asshole friend who can't hold his liquor and / or can't control himself.
 
I'd make her sleep in that shit until it smelled better. Go sleep in her apartment in the meanwhle. That's the other shitty thing about the asshole friend. They never offer to get your shit dry cleaned, washed, or replaced. It's almost like you're expected to silently bear the brunt of this puke storm.
 
I hope she knows she's doomed to be the DD for the next year. Or at the least she's not staying at anyone's place overnight.
 
[quote name='Strell']If it's any consolation, I had a great night's sleep last night on my comfy bed![/QUOTE]

Yeah, me too, I slept 12 hours....hmm.
 
[quote name='Strell']If it's any consolation, I had a great night's sleep last night on my comfy bed![/QUOTE]

I got tops of like 4...maybe. I did watch some saturday mourning cartoons. I was starting to have a probably sweet Ali G dream and my better half called to tell me she was coming over soon with the new GTI and we can go for a drive. Still I missed out on a sweet dream, something I don't get many of.
 
That sucks, dude. Here's my dog, being sad for you...


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If you havne't started cleaning yet, get a camera and snap some pics. Keep all cleaning/replacement bills and reciepts. If she won't own up to at least some of the cost, you can probably get her in small claims court.
 
Yeah it being a friday and all last night, of course people were drinking, and of course some guy puked in out house too...3 times.

WTF?!...seriously they should control their drinking drinking
 
If she doesn't apologize go buy several big jars of pickles and dump the juice all over her shit, she how she likes it. Or next time she invites you over smuggle in a few dead fish, sneak away, and hide them in a few out of the way places.
 
To top it all off, I left her a voicemail(involving a lot of things I can't say here)-because she didn't answer the phone. Then she calls back and I ignore it, she leaves a message of "oh I don't understand why you are so mad, blah blah blah, I put the knapkins in the trash. I couldn't hold my purse(or her liquor apparently) and she was "all weak and couldn't carry the puke pale". Yeah all of that really cleaned up my basement. It has been sometime since I last vented on the internet. It is nice. Also, I am just not going to be friend with her anymore. I mean if you say you couldn't remember where you puked, but you remember saying I'm sorry while puking, it is just a bullshit excuse. She didn't even call me later when she was sober and say sorry. Meh, it is in the past and so is she. Thanks, this helped a lot.
 
When she invites you to her house next time, make sure you get yourself stuffed like a turkey. Bring yourself a toothbrush and make yourself gag all over her room. :drool: And then have yourself do a number 1 and 2 on some of her furniture.
 
I almost drove to her house and poured the puke pale on her car. Then again it is a peice and doubt she would notice. Might have been unlocked though. Oh well. A turd in the pillowcase is always funny, well when it is your poop and not your pillowcase.
 
Get some of the squeeze cheese in a can, and spray it under her car seats. A few streams under each seat. It will take days to start to smell, but she'll never be able to find the source.

It's inexpensive, cheap, and she won't ever be able to sell the car.
 
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