Need help with a shitty neighbor

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I recently moved into a new apartment complex, a three-unit complex, so I thought things would be pretty quiet and cool. At worst, a few kids running around, but nothing big. But coincidentally, both of my neighbors are dicks. The old guy in the one-bedroom unit in the back revs up his Harley, stuffs a whole bunch of random people into his place at one time (they have to be crammed like sardines in there), takes up the whole back driveway with his vehicles and blocks my carport with his truck so I can't drive through and use the alley to get out. I figured the first time he did it, it was an accident. But he's done it a whole bunch of times since, and I think it's just to fuck with me. And the other neighbors are okay, but their children are hellspawn. They like to ring our doorbell and run off, and they enjoy peeking into our place and throwing rocks around that tend to stray and hit expensive things like windows.

So this is a call to all the sick, twisted minds on CAG. I don't want to make nice; I want payback. So far, I'm planning to put up a Mexican flag in the windows facing Hillbilly Jack's place so he has to see it every time he walks to his car (I'm Mexican-American). Any ideas along these lines would be appreciated.
 
Yep, figured this would be the first question. Said with his trailer hitch to his big truck, it was just easier to park straight up, then walked inside.
 
[quote name='nharmon91']Also stick something in his Harley (exhaust or somethin) so it wont rev.

:)[/QUOTE]
like sugar or sand in his gas tank ^__^;
 
Bring it up with your landlord. If he doesn't nothing, flat out tell him you're not paying rent to live next to assholes. Then find a way to get out of the lease and get the fuck out of there.
 
I don't really want to do any physical damage to his stuff because he hasn't done that to mine. I just want to annoy the shit out of him until he catches on. Or even if he never does.
 
[quote name='tangytangerine']Bring it up with your landlord. If he doesn't nothing, flat out tell him you're not paying rent to live next to assholes. Then find a way to get out of the lease and get the fuck out of there.[/QUOTE]

This is the best advice you're going to get, outside of trying to get the authorities on your side (i.e., if the old dude throws a huge party and he's violating fire codes, get the marshall out there to citation his ass).

Most leases can be easily broken if you find something that needs fixing, but they don't do it quickly enough after you've given them written notification. I.e., if your roof leaks or something, send them a letter. Make copies of it and make sure you include the date. Most likely in your lease it'll say if nothing is done after X days, you can break the lease.

So just find some shit the landlord will be too lazy/cheap to fix, and you're home free after a grace period.

Good luck. The fact that the old dude is complete unwilling to help move his shit shows that he's a self centered sonnuvabitch.

As far as kids go, I imagine their parents won't be too willing to listen to a stranger tell them that they are fuckwads. Only true thing you can do there is talk to them and/or landlord.
 
[quote name='jaso']I don't really want to do any physical damage to his stuff because he hasn't done that to mine. I just want to annoy the shit out of him until he catches on. Or even if he never does.[/QUOTE]

Ass rape him ? lol J/K Maybe some Voodoo stuff ? ^__^
 
Thanks, Strell. I actually like my place a lot and don't really want to move. And it's a month-to-month lease, so I could get out very easy. I'm honestly looking for some devious-ass suggestions to fuck with him. I know, I know, I should "find another way," but I really don't want to.
 
[quote name='jaso']Thanks, Strell. I actually like my place a lot and don't really want to move. And it's a month-to-month lease, so I could get out very easy. I'm honestly looking for some devious-ass suggestions to fuck with him. I know, I know, I should "find another way," but I really don't want to.[/QUOTE]

This will not end well.
 
[quote name='The Crotch']Glitter that fucker's apartment good.[/QUOTE]

See, that's kind of what I'm looking for, people. Glitter's a start, but ya'll can do better.
 
[quote name='evilmax17']Loud ranchero music.

Keep in mind anything that you do, you're likely to get back even worse (even if they did start it).[/QUOTE]

Good call. "Ranchero" music was on my list already. I'm saving it for when I have family over (think big Mexican family) for a gettogther.
 
[quote name='gregthomas77']buy a dog. "walk" it around his truck everyday.[/QUOTE]

Funny you said that. It's a no-pet lease, but he keeps a pit bull in his apartment.
 
[quote name='jaso']Funny you said that. It's a no-pet lease, but he keeps a pit bull in his apartment.[/QUOTE]

There is your answer then. Buy a dog whistle and go at it all night long.
 
[quote name='jaso']See, that's kind of what I'm looking for, people. Glitter's a start, but ya'll can do better.[/QUOTE]

Don't forget to put a magazine rack in his apartment to knock over first.
 
[quote name='gregthomas77']There is your answer then. Buy a dog whistle and go at it all night long.[/quote] beat me to it
 
[quote name='jaso']Dude! Dog whistle! Sold![/quote]

you could also take some pics of the dude and his dog and drop them off with the landlord.
 
just be careful not to cross that invisible line that would be hard to explain or frame as rational from the witness stand. :)

not saying you shouldn't strike back. i encourage it.

just hit smarter, not harder. ;)
 
I dislike some of my neighbors but I can tolerate them. The shit they do is not illegal but annoying. Legally, there isn't anything I could do. My rent is cheaper than most (I live in the Bay area where the rent is sky high) so moving is really not an option.

Here is an example: One time I left my mountain bike out by my front door. I went into my apartment and then went out and one of the neighbors (there are two) was on it trying it out. She didn't ask permission or anything. I thought it was really rude.
 
Try this idea with the Dog Whistle :

get yourself a endless tape (make a loop recording) and record the dog whistle blowing, then play the tape continuosly on high volume, then you wont' have to keep blowing it and it can play even when your out side,

if your apartments are connected air ducts may be a terffic path for the sound..
 
[quote name='Romis']Try this idea with the Dog Whistle :

get yourself a endless tape (make a loop recording) and record the dog whistle blowing, then play the tape continuosly on high volume, then you wont' have to keep blowing it and it can play even when your out side,

if your apartments are connected air ducts may be a terffic path for the sound..[/QUOTE]

Dog whistles work on higher frequencies that humans can't hear....

And that tape recorders can't record...
 
[quote name='keithp']

And that tape recorders can't record...[/quote]

My Bad, guess I should have studied more engineering..

there are such things as High Frequency sound emmitters and even find plans online to build one

if your a electronic geek, I stumbled on to this site and may find interesting
someone posted an example of a "Ultrasonic Dog Whistle circuit diagram "
http://circuit-diagrams.blogspot.com/
 
[quote name='Xevious']I dislike some of my neighbors but I can tolerate them. The shit they do is not illegal but annoying. Legally, there isn't anything I could do. My rent is cheaper than most (I live in the Bay area where the rent is sky high) so moving is really not an option.

Here is an example: One time I left my mountain bike out by my front door. I went into my apartment and then went out and one of the neighbors (there are two) was on it trying it out. She didn't ask permission or anything. I thought it was really rude.[/QUOTE]


Loosen up the wheels and leave it out there :D
 
Dog whistle sounds fantastic, he'd have no idea what was going on and there's nothing traceable. Especially good since he's not supposed to have a pet in the first place.
 
collect some of his dogs shit and smear it under the door handle of his truck. he grabs the handle and gets a hand full of dog shit.


also to incorporate the glitter idea, pour a shitload of glitter on the top of his truck in that crack between the door and the roof, he possibly gets covered in glitter.
 
If he has a vehicle, put some vaseline on the top side and bottom of his wiper blades. Not so much that it is immediately noticeable. Just a nice smear across the length of the blades. And then when he goes to use the wiper blades, BAMM!!
 
My friend says to go to a sporting goods store and purchase some fox urine. Pour the fox urine into the vents between the hood and the windshield. The smell will not be able to be removed. Any time he tries to use the heat, AC, or even the vent, that's all you will smell.
 
[quote name='jaso']Thanks, Strell. I actually like my place a lot and don't really want to move. And it's a month-to-month lease, so I could get out very easy. I'm honestly looking for some devious-ass suggestions to fuck with him. I know, I know, I should "find another way," but I really don't want to.[/QUOTE]

Just be the bigger person, and move. These people don't know that they're bothering you cause your not communicating with them or the landlord.
 
[quote name='Graystone']Just be the bigger person, and move. These people don't know that they're bothering you cause your not communicating with them or the landlord.[/QUOTE]No, Graystone. I'm pretty sure the solution is a bunch of passive-aggression and revenge fantasies.
 
[quote name='jmcc']No, Graystone. I'm pretty sure the solution is a bunch of passive-aggression and revenge fantasies.[/QUOTE]


Alright then. Go online order a shit load of glitter I'm talking pounds of it. Then buy a shop-vac. Fill said shop-vac with glitter, Turn it on so it blows out.

But don't forget OP what goes around comes around.
 
[quote name='TC']Loosen up the wheels and leave it out there :D[/quote]

Nah...she's on welfare and she would destroy my bike; I wouldn't be able to get a dime out of her.
 
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