Ninjas or Pirates?

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Ah, the age old question.

As a kid I always thought ninjas were beloved by everyone, but as I began to grow up I noticed a new fascination with pirates ever since movies like pirates of the Caribbean got big.

So, which is better, pirates or ninjas?
 
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Everyone always leaves out cowboys. Easily the best pick. Next to vikings, which I would have over looked had it not have been for that sick picture.
 
I've always thought that Ninjas were way better, not sure why though. I guess if I had to pick a sweet aspect I'd go with the stealthy nature of them. Besides while it may be awesome for pirates to have wenches and booty it sucks to get scurvy.
 
I always liked pirates. Even as a kid. The typical pirate was real, the typical ninja is pop culture fantasy. Ninjas are still cool, just historically undeserving of their "greatness." They were rather cowardly fighters and the average samurai was leaps and bounds more skilled with any given weapon.
 
[quote name='leveskikesko']Ah, the age old question.[/QUOTE]
You got that right.
 
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Dark smoke fills the scene and pump up music slowly gets louder. The audience sees a ninja and his girlfriend eating at a super expensive restaurant. The girlfriend is so hot that steam is coming out of her mouth or hair. Some old idiot is sitting by the couple. The idiot is giving the girlfriend "the eye" and popping like 16 boners. But the ninja sees the boners and the music really pumps up. The audience knows this guy is dead meat for sure. But out of nowhere, the old idiot pulls off his jacket to show that he is a pirate with lasers and everything. The ninja is like yeah right who cares and then pops the biggest boner ever, bigger than the biggest blackest boner alive. The ninja's boner smashes the entire restaurant. Every single one of the pirate's boners explodes while making a whistling sound. The ninja looks back at his girlfriend. She smiles and they pork.
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I remember starting one of these way back, and I stick by my decision.

Pirates are far more badass. Could a ninja handle scurvy? No a ninja could not handle scurvy. Could a ninja operate with wooden limbs? No a ninja could not operate with wooden limbs.

Pistols> Throwing stars
Hats> Masks
Treasure> Honor
Wenches> Geisha

Not to mention that pirates get their own talking parrot. Ninjas ain't got shit. fuck ninjas.
 
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How is this movie, anyway? Is it like the softcore Playboy channel shit, or is it the real hardcore X-rated porn?
 
eh, it was ok, special effects were on par with a sinbad film of 30 years ago. and you can get it in either the hard or cinemax (softy) version
 
Ninjas are just crappy sober emo versions of pirates. Notice they always stick to black stuff and darkness. Just like emos. Pirates, on the other hand are on boats filled with wenches and ale. Ninjas are also anti-social. Gotta also remember, pirates get pistols and rifles. FTW! Plus, they burn things.
 
[quote name='Greetard']I remember starting one of these way back, and I stick by my decision.

Pirates are far more badass. Could a ninja handle scurvy? No a ninja could not handle scurvy. Could a ninja operate with wooden limbs? No a ninja could not operate with wooden limbs.

Pistols> Throwing stars
Hats> Masks
Treasure> Honor
Wenches> Geisha

Not to mention that pirates get their own talking parrot. Ninjas ain't got shit. fuck ninjas.[/quote]

How can you say Wenches> Geisha. High-class, cultured, and beautiful courtesans completely own toothless pros who are just out to get you drunk and steal your wallet any day of the week.
 
[quote name='Greetard']I remember starting one of these way back, and I stick by my decision.

Pirates are far more badass. Could a ninja handle scurvy? No a ninja could not handle scurvy. Could a ninja operate with wooden limbs? No a ninja could not operate with wooden limbs.

Pistols> Throwing stars
Hats> Masks
Treasure> Honor
Wenches> Geisha

Not to mention that pirates get their own talking parrot. Ninjas ain't got shit. fuck ninjas.[/quote]

Some nice points there, but to me Ninjas just look cooler in action with their ninja stars and off the wall acrobatics. Although I'm much more of a carefree pirate personality.

I guess I'm for both. A ninjirate would be awesome.
 
As others have said Pirate/Ninjas....when I still played FFXI I would level up Corsair with Ninja subjob >.> well not at first until I got dual wield....for anyone who played that game
 
[quote name='JolietJake']Ninja sword > cutlass[/quote]

Ninja swords don't have variants with pistols built onto them. That's where Squall's goofy-ass gunblade in Final Fantasy VIII was inspired from. The French used them a lot.
 
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