Ninjas or Pirates?

[quote name='crunchb3rry']Ninja swords don't have variants with pistols built onto them. That's where Squall's goofy-ass gunblade in Final Fantasy VIII was inspired from. The French used them a lot.[/quote]Ninjas don't need guns.
 
Ninja, Ninja, Damn I wish I could be a shogun samurai, so I could swing a sword and makes necks fly, I would go to school and ninja crawl through the halls, and jump out and stab bitches in the balls - Violent J
 
[quote name='Liquid 2']...Why did you bump this?

Seriously, I want to know the thought process behind your decision.[/quote]

My threads are like my babies. I can't just ignore them....
 
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Ninjas, because they have the best video games, any video game involving a Pirate has generally been about setting up an island and they invade. Or that Puzzle Pirates thing and the Disney mmorpg.
 
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damn right, i don't share my bitches and they ain't no wenches.

in general:

chicks in movies with ninjas > chicks in movies with pirates.
 
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Dark smoke fills the scene and pump up music slowly gets louder. The audience sees a ninja and his girlfriend eating at a super expensive restaurant. The girlfriend is so hot that steam is coming out of her mouth or hair. Some old idiot is sitting by the couple. The idiot is giving the girlfriend "the eye" and popping like 16 boners. But the ninja sees the boners and the music really pumps up. The audience knows this guy is dead meat for sure. But out of nowhere, the old idiot pulls off his jacket to show that he is a pirate with lasers and everything. The ninja is like yeah right who cares and then pops the biggest boner ever, bigger than the biggest blackest boner alive. The ninja's boner smashes the entire restaurant. Every single one of the pirate's boners explodes while making a whistling sound. The ninja looks back at his girlfriend. She smiles and they pork.

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-While writing this script, I head-butt my dog so hard that we both screamed.

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:applause: though poor dog
 
Ninjas

Seriously this whole pirates vs Ninjas stuff has to stop so we can start asking better questions like, Ninjas vs Samurai or Ninjas vs robots.
 
I used to have a roommate that basically lives his life according to stupid internet bullshit like this. He will actually go up to asian people he doesn't know, and say shit like "Hey dude, are you a ninja?" God how I wish he was dead.
 
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