NJ Woman wants to be "Worlds Fattest Mom"

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NJ Woman Eats Her Way to “World’s Fattest”
By Teresa Masterson, Vince Lattanzio
NBCNewYork.com
updated 7:47 a.m. MT, Fri., March. 19, 2010
A New Jersey woman has a big fat goal: To eat her way to the title of “World’s Fattest Woman.”

The already 600-pound Donna Simpson of Old Bridge, N.J., has 400 pounds to go and plans to reach the 1,000-pound mark in the next two years, reports the New York Post.

She plans to eat 12,000 calories a day, which is at least 2,000 more calories than Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps consumes during his training. The only difference is he burns 3,000 calories each day during that time.

But eating that much is expensive -- as much as a $750-a-week budget. So what’s a girl to do? Get men to pay her to eat, of course.

Simpson, 42, who already has a boyfriend (who's only 150 pounds) has found other men that are willing to pay to watch her eat burgers, fries, cakes, chips, and 70-pieces of sushi at a time, on her Web site [NSFW].

On SupersizedBombshells.com [NSFW], Simpson goes by the name Treasure, and lists some of her hobbies as "eating, going to restaurants, snuggling and being fed."

Treasure also wishes for her admirers to give her "food and gift certificates from any restaurant."

Fans can download videos of her eating for just $11. They can also see more photos of her by paying a $15 monthly membership fee.

Despite the fact that Simpson cannot easily walk and uses a motorized scooter to get around, she says that she is healthy.

Simpson already holds the Guinness World Record for the fattest mother, ever since she gave birth to her daughter Jacqueline in 2007. Simpson was only 532 pounds then.

"I'd love to be 1,000 pounds," Simpson told the Post. "It might be hard though. Running after my daughter keeps my weight down."

Simpson met her 49-year-old boyfriend Phillipe, who encourages her to eat more, on a dating site for plus-size people, reports the London Telegraph.

"I think he'd like it if I was bigger," she told the Post. "He's a real belly man, and completely supports me."

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Fat lady with her two proud kids.
 
Weird, but it's a record thing, so is it really that different from the guy who eats 10 bikes or some shit?
 
[quote name='javeryh']Is that the dude from My Name Is Earl?[/QUOTE]

LOL, no but he looks like Crab Man, aka Darnell.
 
In an age of infinite possibilities our hopes and aspirations lead us to become the worlds fattest reproducer.

Darwin had it wrong; it's not survival of the fittest. People need to intervene to make this true. Some genes just aren't worth sending down the line.
 
Honestly, I do not really care if the woman wants to get as fat as possible to break some kind of record, that is her choice. However, the kid pictured better damn well be taken care of properly and have all the things she needs, at the very least.

Also, somewhat impressive that she is able to stand on her own feet at 600 lbs, if that is her weight in the picture. I know several fat people that don't weight as much yet have a hard time getting around.
 
[quote name='xcopy']LOL, no but he looks like Crab Man, aka Darnell.[/QUOTE]
Crabman is awesome, sadly I have a feeling this guy isn't. I am not sure what the appeal is to be fat, its a health risk and generally unattractive. I am guessing she wants her 15minutes of fame.
 
Is this any different of a goal then wanting to jump the grand canyon on a motorcycle? They both have high chances of dying or not recovering (bed ridden).
 
[quote name='Magehart']In an age of infinite possibilities our hopes and aspirations lead us to become the worlds fattest reproducer.

Darwin had it wrong; it's not survival of the fittest. People need to intervene to make this true. Some genes just aren't worth sending down the line.[/QUOTE]
Well, I highly doubt she's gonna reproduce, so natural selection is still working just fine here.

Of course, this is all working on the assumption that the kid in the picture was devoured shortly after the picture was taken.
 
Hopefully she's got her dialing wand, so she can call 911 when her fingers get too fat to dial.

Actually, the world might be a better place if she doesn't get one.
 
Eating for her kids eh? How noble... All I can say is WOW. O.O

That is just absurd. Her goal is to be so fat she can no longer support her own weight when walking?? That is totally ridiculous...and hazardous. What if there's a fire or something in her house...she's done for if the Rascal scooter is running low on power (or melted to the floor).

P.S.: I hope they have a sturdy bed...poor little black dude... :whistle2:&
 
[quote name='twicwborn']I wonder what Darkslime would say about this.[/QUOTE]

If only she loved Atlus as much as he does. Then they could have hot girthy sex... well no, because then she'd actually be burning calories and we can't have that, can we?!
 
[quote name='shrike4242']I'd love to see if whatever insurance company she's under is trying their best to boot her from their coverage.[/QUOTE]

She obviously has no regard for her health, why should they have to?
 
She's clearly eating because of depression, considering the beheading of her husband. Afro Samurai should know better than to let his mom gain 400lbs though. AFRO! cut them damn hands off, for her own good.
 
[quote name='Chronis']If only she loved Atlus as much as he does. Then they could have hot girthy sex... well no, because then she'd actually be burning calories and we can't have that, can we?![/QUOTE]NO

I only have sex with beautiful asian women! and bayonetta!
 
Heard about this, after reading though the thread... Why should an insurance company have to be "stuck" providing anything for her fat fucking waste? This is the one and only times I'll stand behind an insurance company.
 
[quote name='GStarwind']The "black guy" in the picture is her kid for anyone who actually read the post, not her boyfriend.[/QUOTE]


The post only mentions one kid and a 49 yo boyfriend. The caption under the picture says its her kid but not the story itself
 
[quote name='PR Mega X']Hopefully she's got her dialing wand, so she can call 911 when her fingers get too fat to dial.

Actually, the world might be a better place if she doesn't get one.[/QUOTE]

Well to be fair, if her fingers do get too fat to dial the phone, she can order a dialing wand by mashing the keypad at the prompt.
 
WTF. This country is too fuckin fat. Now this women has the goal of getting huge. And people pay to see this? Might as well pay to watch someone chain smoke. Or just commit suicide. I'm sure her kids will become obese too. This is the first generation of kids who have a shorter life expectancy than there parents. Although this women may break that trend. fuck.
 
[quote name='bebop']WTF. This country is too fuckin fat. Now this women has the goal of getting huge. And people pay to see this? Might as well pay to watch someone chain smoke. Or just commit suicide. I'm sure her kids will become obese too. This is the first generation of kids who have a shorter life expectancy than there parents. Although this women may break that trend. fuck.[/QUOTE]
it's a sexual fetish -- it's just how their brain works

some of you folks should try to be a little more accepting. it's eccentric and unhealthy, sure, but not grounds for condemnation
 
[quote name='Koggit']some of you folks should try to be a little more accepting. it's eccentric and unhealthy, sure, but not grounds for condemnation[/QUOTE]

It is when it makes my health insurance try to raise their rates by 39%...
 
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