Nobody ever reads the first post OTT

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[quote name='zionoverfire']That's like 10 people, I'm abit surprised that everyone from it is on ignore. I thought he liked a person or two there.[/QUOTE]
Apparently not. :lol:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']I'm guessing that's me ... no, you're not currently on my ignore list.[/QUOTE]

Can't be you. "...and sometimes y" distinctly allows you to have a vowel. :lol:
 
Sub, do you d/l all Taylor Rain porn? Because eventually I'm going to find my way into your empornium seeds. :p
 
[quote name='FriskyTanuki']Apparently not. :lol:[/QUOTE]

And to think I went to all that work to kick Chunk out and what does he do? He belittles my efforts.
 
You're too shy shy hush hush eye to eye
Too shy shy hush hush eye to eye
Too shy shy hush hush eye to eye
Too shy shy hush hush hush

Seriously, some of these songs have been in my head all day.
 
[quote name='kittie']Sub, do you d/l all Taylor Rain porn? Because eventually I'm going to find my way into your empornium seeds. :p[/QUOTE]

True be told, I did a lot of searching for your stuff and it only came up with only 3 different sets. The FTVs were 2 and another was a picture set that was unidentifable. What other work have you done?
 
Sneaky's been gone for fifteen days. My life is just isn't complete without 'fuck, I ain't readin' all of that.' Maybe that's why the OTT's been so slow... :whistle2:k
 
Ok. I give up. Let's just put Kittie's stuff up on the front page and save everybody a whole lot o' posting and hassle. :lol:

Kittie ass gamer DOES have a certain ring to it.

And Im sure Subby would vote to approve if we say it really fast so it sounds like "Kiddie"
 
[quote name='kittie']Ok, good. Was worried you replied to the other two.

Have you had me on ignore before.[/QUOTE]

Everyone's had you on ignore before. :lol:

[quote name='FriskyTanuki']He's got everyone from the vs mode forum ignored. That's a large part of it. :lol:[/QUOTE]

Not everyone ... there are a few I took off of the list, but they may find their way back later.

[quote name='kittie']Sub, do you d/l all Taylor Rain porn? Because eventually I'm going to find my way into your empornium seeds. :p[/QUOTE]

My collection is far from complete but it is a good 20GB strong.

[quote name='zionoverfire']And to think I went to all that work to kick Chunk out and what does he do? He belittles my efforts.[/QUOTE]

I had him on ignore far before that ... mainly because it took alot of work to scroll past his posts. He was my first. :lol:

[quote name='supadupacheap']And Im sure Subby would vote to approve if we say it really fast so it sounds like "Kiddie"[/QUOTE]

You know there's more to me than just that. :roll: :lol:
 
[quote name='Tiphireth']Sneaky's been gone for fifteen days. My life is just isn't complete without 'fuck, I ain't readin' all of that.' Maybe that's why the OTT's been so slow... :whistle2:k[/QUOTE]
He is in the process of moving across the country, so his absence is expected.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']My collection is far from complete but it is a good 20GB strong.
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Holy fuck man. You do realize that seeing a woman naked that much makes her your common-law wife in some states! :lol:
 
[quote name='supadupacheap']Holy fuck man. You do realize that seeing a woman naked that much makes her your common-law wife in some states! :lol:[/QUOTE]

Shit, if that were true, I'd be married to half of Chicago and some parts of Los Angeles and Toronto by now. :lol:
 
[quote name='supadupacheap']Holy fuck man. You do realize that seeing a woman naked that much makes her your common-law wife in some states! :lol:[/QUOTE]

As much as I'd like to take advantage of that I think it would be a bit like tossing a tic tac down a mine shaft, no matter which hole you choose. :lol:
 
[quote name='jaykrue']Shit, if that were true, I'd be married to half of Chicago and some parts of Los Angeles and Toronto by now. :lol:[/QUOTE]
Just hope to god none of those states have such laws. Luckily I was smart enough to appear dirt poor so my exs think the well is dry.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']As much as I'd like to take advantage of that I think it would be a bit like tossing a tic tac down a mine shaft, no matter which hole you choose. :lol:[/QUOTE]
SO wrong on SO many levels.

But damn funny! :rofl:
 
[quote name='supadupacheap']Just hope to god none of those states have such laws. Luckily I was smart enough to appear dirt poor so my exs think the well is dry.[/QUOTE]

Heh, they can try, but I have some damn good lawyers on retainer and I'm not stupid enough to leave a sperm filled condom lying around so a girl can 'accidentally' impregnate herself. :lol:
 
[quote name='FriskyTanuki']He is in the process of moving across the country, so his absence is expected.[/QUOTE]
When transporting Sneaky across state lines, do you think he has to be declared as hazardous material? :lol:

Volatile. Flammable. Highly Combustable. CAUTION!!!

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that's crazy...he looked he was rolling or something :lol:

on a sidenote, Kevin Rose left screensavers/aots, officially making it reach that nebulous point of "worse than completely awful."
 
[quote name='Apossum']that's crazy...he looked he was rolling or something :lol:

on a sidenote, Kevin Rose left screensavers/aots, officially making it reach that nebulous point of "worse than completely awful."[/QUOTE]
I'm glad that dude is gone. He reminded me of some little bitch dude that I knew.

and here is the first image you get for google image searching kevin rose.
 
[quote name='Zenithian Legend']I doubt that slogan would increase their sales[/QUOTE]

Any more than they already are, you mean?
 
[quote name='Zenithian Legend']I doubt that slogan would increase their sales[/QUOTE]

You'd be suprised. ;)

[quote name='DT778']and here is the first image you get for google image searching kevin rose.[/QUOTE]

:rofl:
 
[quote name='supadupacheap']When transporting Sneaky across state lines, do you think he has to be declared as hazardous material? :lol:

Volatile. Flammable. Highly Combustable. CAUTION!!!

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Am I just misunderstanding you, or are you suggesting that Sneaky is rather capable of "flaming out" at any time?

Wouldn't have guessed that about him, but hey, you never know.
 
I'm gonna name a group of my kids after my favorite cartoon. I'm gonna name a bunch of them after Transformers. That'd be great. Be like, Optimus Prime, come over here for a second, I need to talk to you. Sit next to Megatron, we're gonna have a little chit-chat. I am the Cobra Commander and this is ULULULULULULULULUL! I SAID NO COOKIES!!
 
[quote name='karsh']I'm gonna name a group of my kids after my favorite cartoon. I'm gonna name a bunch of them after Transformers. That'd be great. Be like, Optimus Prime, come over here for a second, I need to talk to you. Sit next to Megatron, we're gonna have a little chit-chat. I am the Cobra Commander and this is ULULULULULULULULUL! I SAID NO COOKIES!![/QUOTE]

It'd be fun to have a bunch of kids and just abandon them somewhere. Just knock them out of the car. What do you think they'd talk about?
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']It'd be fun to have a bunch of kids and just abandon them somewhere. Just knock them out of the car. What do you think they'd talk about?[/QUOTE]

Also, there was a tiny unicorn in your exhaust. And it was jumping and poking holes in your exhaust and he was shitting in your filters as well, so we had to get that out of there. Thank you very much. I didn't know there was a tiny mythological animal jumping around and shitting in my filters.
 
[quote name='karsh']Also, there was a tiny unicorn in your exhaust. And it was jumping and poking holes in your exhaust and he was shitting in your filters as well, so we had to get that out of there. Thank you very much. I didn't know there was a tiny mythological animal jumping around and shitting in my filters.[/QUOTE]

I'LL fuckING KILL YOU!
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']I'LL fuckING KILL YOU![/QUOTE]

lessee, agression, no pics of Scarlett in at least 3 days...

yup, you are in need of a timeout, sir
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Someone's not on the Dane Train ... :roll:[/QUOTE]

I love on his site, when he's explaining what the Super-Finger means, and his first translation of it:

In "HIGHLY PISSED OFF MODE" it means:
"GO fuck YOURSELF YOU fuckING NOTHING PUDDLE OF fuckDEW. YOU DRIPPING STICKY BLEACH SMELLING MASS OF EXTREME UBER-MENTAL RETARDATION. SOUR JIZZ fuckASSFACE. EAT MY fuck WITH AN EXTRA SIDE OF fuck FRIES. YOU fuckHOLE." It was close to that. I'm paraphrasing.
 
[quote name='karsh']I love on his site, when he's explaining what the Super-Finger means, and his first translation of it:

In "HIGHLY PISSED OFF MODE" it means:
"GO fuck YOURSELF YOU fuckING NOTHING PUDDLE OF fuckDEW. YOU DRIPPING STICKY BLEACH SMELLING MASS OF EXTREME UBER-MENTAL RETARDATION. SOUR JIZZ fuckASSFACE. EAT MY fuck WITH AN EXTRA SIDE OF fuck FRIES. YOU fuckHOLE." It was close to that. I'm paraphrasing.[/QUOTE]

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[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']
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:lol: :lol:

I'm so anti-working right now, that I'm watching all of the videos on his site. And it appears that Dane makes shrike have to work extra hard. ;)
 
[quote name='karsh']:lol: :lol:

I'm so anti-working right now, that I'm watching all of the videos on his site. And it appears that Dane makes shrike have to work extra hard. ;)[/QUOTE]

I like the one where he slaps Kimmel. :lol:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']I like the one where he slaps Kimmel. :lol:[/QUOTE]

I don't think I've seen that one yet. I loved the one where, while mocking Tom Cruise, he bites Nelly's arm. :rofl: :rofl:
 
[quote name='karsh']I don't think I've seen that one yet. I loved the one where, while mocking Tom Cruise, he bites Nelly's arm. :rofl: :rofl:[/QUOTE]

That one was just great. :lol:
 
oooo Dane Cook discussion again. I listened to Harmful if Swallowed yesterday and I am getting ready to go to CC to get Retaliation along with Sin City.
 
[quote name='karsh']:lol: :lol:

I'm so anti-working right now, that I'm watching all of the videos on his site. And it appears that Dane makes shrike have to work extra hard. ;)[/QUOTE]

Lower case text is your friend. It makes for happier mods.
 
[quote name='shrike4242']Lower case text is your friend. It makes for happier mods.[/QUOTE]

Considering I copied and pasted it directly from his site, I think not. Not our fault that the "censoring" system doesn't pick up all caps to change it.
 
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